Saturday, August 04, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

July 25, 2018

This foreign born, still one hit wonder recently performed at a casino and asked a very big winner if he would like some company for the evening. The guy thought our singer was actually attracted to him for his looks. So, when she kept talking about shopping and gifts and things like that, he balked and made excuses to leave.

Iggy Azalea

11 comments:

Vessimede Barstool said...

How much would you pay to bang a C-list celeb? I'd throw her a couple thou as long as I got to shit in her mouth and have her lick my prostate with her tongue. That bitch has got a tongue like an anaconda and I reckon she could get it right up in my grundle.

Geeljire said...

What vile misogyny. Iggy is an empowered 21st century wymyn.

shawn fleming said...

Not cool the first comment - just laugh at her and leave out the joke about glorifying abuse

Thonker said...

Ok I'm genuinely curious: Is there any proof that iggy performed at a casino recently? lol Cause that would have to be announced SOMEWHERE right? lol I tried googling when this blind was posted but found nothing...

J said...

Hopefully he left her stranded without cab fare.

Thot Crimes said...

Iggy, baby girl, I'll take you to the 99 cent store

and let you get 10 items, but nothing more.

nonyabusiness said...

You must be very new here Shawn.

Mango said...

@ shawn - Basement dwellers have the loudest interweb mouths.

Sarton Bander said...

That's probably not the optimal way to perform a fecal transplant.

Iggy must've been curing IBS the homebrew way.

TheShadowKnows said...

Iggy is fine and I'd have taken her on a shopping trip if it meant that big booty would bounce on me for a few hours.

Epileptic Spudmonkey said...

shawn fleming - fuck off you tosser cunt

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