Wednesday, August 01, 2018

Blind Item #1

This disgraced mogul/frequent sexual assaulter/lover of yoga has skewed the local market for escorts in the country where he is living/can't be extradited. The accused rapist is paying about ten times the normal fee for the services of the women which is angering all the regular customers in the country. With almost 40 years of sexual assaulting under his belt, it turns out he hires one or two women each day.

30 comments:

Mah said...

Russel Simmons

UniversalEnergy said...

Russel Simmons with his fake enlightened shit. He's just a sex addict acting out his addictions.

Tricia13 said...

I’m still in shock he’s straight?
If he is...

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Just last week, Simmons put his pricey West Hollywood mansion on the market.  Of course, people sell residences all the time, though now it looks like the Def Jam cofounder is dumping his pricey US-based holdings and making a run for it.

Just this morning, we got a tip that Simmons was also selling his LA-based yoga studio.  Additionally, follow-up research by The Hollywood Reporter indicates that this is part of a broader divestiture of assets in the U.S., specifically in LA and New York.



He's in Bali

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Jury is still out on this and Thailand isn't far from Indonesia!

MontanaMarriott said...

Exactly @Tricia13.
For years the rumor was that he is on the DL with old white men being his type. Now we hear all these accusations so go figure. Well since he calls the Orange One his buddy, perhaps he will be pardoned if/when he gets found guilty unless he flees as is the thought here.

Tricia13 said...

You got that right:))

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Inside info from spray tan central: he won't

Tricia13 said...

Yep those rumors were there... about him getting caught being serviced by dudes in his office etc. it’s almost like he’s rather be accused of assaulting women than coming out wtf

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

CORRECT RUSSELL SIMMONS MOVE: Snitch

INCORRECT RUSSELL SIMMONS MOVE: Liquidate and flee

Especially if Uncle Donny is the big homie, why would you liquidate and flee? Meaning you personally think you did something so heinous that snitching would net you something not as good as fleeing the country where all sorts of other accidents can happen and loose ends can be tied up and you wind up in situations where you really should have just snitched to Dat Boi Donny.

Sara, Making It Work said...

On the DL with old white dudes? Sounds like that was just "networking" to get ahead.

He probably prefers women, consent optional .

Sd Auntie said...

Sharia law in Bali right Geejire? Drug dealers on death row but you can buy females?

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

So, if the PLO was started by the Mossad, and Hamas was started by Ikhwan, and if we know that the British control Ikhwan, and we know the Rothschilds control Israel...

Have fun guys😎

Flashy Vic said...

Not a yank so I thought you were all talking about that tiny weird haired camp as fuck aerobics fella from the 80s whose either missing or not missing. Apparently it isn't, so I have no idea who you are talking about.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

I've never been but you know global criminality has been the norm and not exception since at least 1870, right? It isn't my country so maybe you should get into those Somalia threads on Four Chan's /pol/

Make sure you have a really good antivirus first though in case those internet hackers there hack you and upload a virus on your HDD.

Unknown said...

They've been telling us for years that sexual preference is fluid, that everyone's at least a little bit gay, that if a man hasn't tried dick at least once he's probably closeted and just needs to be loosened up. Yet people still instinctively know that's not true, and assume a man is either one or the other. Guess the education hasn't worked; more education is surely the answer.

IanPhlegming said...

Trump allegedly offered the bad guys a chance to flip early. Looks like Simmons made the wrong call, now realizes it and is trying to get out.

How long before the drug overdose or Kate Spade fashion statement?

Udders said...

This seems like John McAfee to me.

Elamina said...

Maybe Bikram Choudhury?

Amy said...

Is there such a thing as fake but still negative news just to hide one's sexuality? Another e.g being Ryan Seacrest and those sexual harassment claims against women? If so, this is definitely another example.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

The Jamie Foxx Cockslap Catastrophe

Amy said...

@Geeljire definitely. I forgot that one. Another fine example.

Jade, That Girl said...

https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/07/russell-simmons-bali/

Ice Angel said...

Donald Trump, although a bit of a cad when it comes to the ladies, admittedly, was never accused of sexual assault until he ran for office. Rules for Radicals tells us to accuse the other of what you are guilty of in order to inoculate yourself. There are plenty who actually think Trump is a serial sexual predator even though every single instance brought up during the election rung completely untrue. Don't get me started on that silly Access Hollywood tape. Stupid humor as Don was trying to tease little Billy Bush, yet stepped off the bus and was a perfect gentleman thereafter.

Trapped said...

Russell Simmons is a serial rapist and he's also bisexual
He makes me sick because he acts like he's a gentleman with his ugly arse doing yoga
With his lisps speaking arse

HollyMcGolly said...

Richard Simmons. Ha Ha.

PapayaSF said...

Ice Angel: I appreciate your sanity on the topic.

gauloise said...

McAfee is a good guess, I just watched the documentary on him, guy is nuts. Had a yoga retreat

"Cybersecurity pioneer John McAfee says he fears for his life and is on the run after claiming the US government is out to get him." from May 2018


https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/john-mcafee-sec-subpoena-kidnap-assassination-cryptocurrency-a8353216.html

Turitella said...

Trump's first wife accused him of raping her though, then she rescinded it when he ran. It sounded real with the details.

Angela said...

Some of you seem not to be familiar with the concept of hush money.

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