Your Turn
It's that time of the week again. Once again this week, the anonymous commenting feature has been turned back on so everyone can contribute and also can spill what they know without anyone knowing it. This week what I want to know is your juiciest gossip story. No, not about you. We already kind of did that last week. No, this week I want you to relate the best gossip you have ever heard from your friends or family.
Did the neighbor down the street film porn in their house? Was the woman across the street sleeping with her neighbor's son? Did your uncle actually get a sex change? Everyone has gossip. Let's hear it.
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Anon @ 9:18
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You think they look just alike?
Sean is the spitting image of K-Fed. Jayden looks like Britney, and not at all like Kevin- because he ISN'T the father. This is also why she didn't allow Jayden to be seen in public for so long after his birth: he didn't have fetal alcohol syndrome or any other abnormality like people were speculating. She freaked out, and we all know that her downward spiral into batshit craziness came not long after.
I lost my virginity to the band at the first concert I went to. They didn't have a clue that I was only 14.
You know how some adoptees fantasize that their biological parents might be movie stars? Well, it happened. Years ago, my girlfriend worked for an adoptee rights organization that helped adoptees find their biological parents. One of her clients discovered that her real father was an award-winning actor/director and that she had been a result of a teenage affair. The actor/director did not know of her existence. The woman approached the actor/director and she was accepted by him and his entire family. She continues to have a relationship with the actor/director but she’s never been recognized as his daughter outside the family.
updates?
@ 10:04
My guesses are Ron Howard or Robert Redford.
I can think of other award-winning actor/directors, but I can't as easily see them or their families accepting the daughter.
...As if I "know" what ANY of these people are really like, LOL!
RE: Britney's second child not being K-Fed's.
Wasn't there a blind about that?
9:26, that made me remember, when I was in high school our principal was asked to "retire" because he got drunk and was xeroxing his bare behind in the school after hours. Too bad - our new principal was a jerk, the alkie was a lot more fun!
John Cusack has had a reputation for being an ass with women for as long as I can remember.
11:03, if I were the right age, I would totally have gone gay for Betty White back in the day. I love her!
Oh, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is such a gross hounddog! I have no idea how he ended up with Maria.
Also, in seventh grade (all 12- and 13-year-olds) our Social Studies teacher would look down girls shirts. Luckily, I didn't have anything for him to look at, so he didn't bother me. We all just laughed at it. At least among my friends, we were all too naive to even have a clue how nasty that was. Ah, back in the 'good old days' before girls had Miley Cyrus as their role model.
Another friend in high school had a creepy stepdad. I found out after we graduated that her 12-year-old sister had become a prostitute and was living on the streets. I don't even want to imagine what went on at home for her to end up there.
yeah, and also, i thought vanessa and depp had more than just one kid together? ah, what do i know...
i have had such a great saturday reading through these, you guys. thank you for sharing.
OT- police trying to arrest Lindsay Leggins, they're outside her home......
I went to an all girl Catholic school in a small city where a wife & a husband were both teachers and a daughter attended. The husband was such a douchbag, when he wasn't looking down a shirt he was looking up a kilt or sleeping with a student. To top it off, his wife stood by him even after he got charged and went to jail. Imagine being the daughter.
Anon seems to be cut off. Here goes:
My favorite Auntie was embezzling money from her employer over the course of several years to help pay off her eldest son's loan sharks. When the company accountants came sniffing around, she hung herself on her lunch hour at the house, leaving 6 kids behind. My poor Grandmother found her. Turned out the son & mother had a pact to commit suicide together, but the son chickened out. He remained a slimy, cheating douche the rest of his life.
Separate family: my cousin jumped off a bridge in Toronto, known for "jumpers" & suicide. Her family said she "was trying to help rescue someone & accidently fell over". They refuse to admit their cherished daughter was so depressed as they are the 'perfect family'
A douchebag history teacher from highschool is on our school alum facebook group. He acts all friendly & is quite popular with a certain crowd. I am so damn tempted to out the guy as the sexual predator he was in school. I'm sure I'm not the only one he abused back in the day (20 years ago)and he would definatly be put in the slammer nowadays. His presence on the site tests my patience. He's old now, but it pisses me off that he has never been called out and that he is arrogant enough to still act all chummy.
Stepdad was a crossdresser. Big dude too. Ex football player. Luckily I never caught him in his gear, but I did find his bag of tricks, along with kiddie porn novels. My mother divorced his ass about 15 years later and I never spoke to him again. I never mentioned this stuff to my mom. I think she probably already knew & didn't need any more humiliation.
This same mother used to beat the shit out of me on a weekly basis and make up lies to friends & neighbors about what a brat I was. Everyone in our small town thought they were the perfect couple & that I was "So lucky to have such a fun mom." The only person that ever made me feel special as a kid was my grandmother & the favorite Auntie from above. They were both Living Angels.
I think maybe there should be a Your Turn just devoted to "family secrets," don't you?
Not sure these qualify as gossip, since I observed them first hand. But family secrets? Yeah.
1. One of my sisters got secretly married while in college and no one in our family new till she called up my father (who was a lawyer) and told him that she needed a divorce. I guess she was married for less than a year and she basically just erased this from her "resume." She remarried within 2 years or so and I think only her very closest friends ever knew. I don't think she ever told her kids.
2. When I was 15 my father got arrested for killing someone. He did not, in fact, but he was an alcoholic and had blacked out so he didn't even know. He was a very prominent attorney so his arrest was on the local news and everything. It was sorted out fairly quickly but it was a rough few days there.
3. Okay, this is a heard through the grapevine piece of gossip...My 20 year old niece told us that a mutual acquaintance--a guy--told her that her uncle (my BIL) had "hit on" him. My BIL has been married, lived with multiple women, etc. but let me tell you, this is what we all secretly suspect. My niece could not wait to come home and dish this bit up news up for us!
ent, this had good intentions & there have been some great posts, but its a damn headache trying to follow. you really need to set up quotes of some sort so we can properly follow & respond to the story lines. this is fucked.
Kimpin, you should go to a public computer (library?), make a fake Facebook account, "friend" him, and then post something on his wall outing him. Scumbag deserves to get some payback.
Sandman, Enty has no control over how the comments work, it's up to Blogger. Next time maybe people could identify themselves in follow-up comments by the time stamp of their first comment. And include time references in responses.
mooshki, its 2009, you should be able to hit quotes so everyone knows what the hell you're talking about or to. this is just frustrating....just the messenger
Captivagrl, thanks for the heads-up, this looks like it's going to be major drama. Maybe Lindsay saw the publicity Chris Brown was getting and figured she'd throw her own domestic dispute to get back on the front pages of the tabs.
I agree, Sandman, but like I said, Blogger is the one to complain to.
shouldn't have to go search for times to figure out what the hell someones talking about. the best blogs have a reply tab to each response. i think thats better than quoting someone, then replying...imho
a good example would be defamers comment section
who is blogger?
Actually, I find nested comments to be a pain in the ass because you have to keep going back and forth. For these long posts it might be nice, but for the usual ones I'd rather have them all in a row. To each his own. :)
Enty's site is hosted by Blogger. Their main site is blogger.com
ok, whatever, blogger should figure it out, can't follow this disaster.
Mooshki: Thanks for the tip, although wouldn't he be able to delete real quick? I'd like him to NOT have control over the blast. I really don't want to give him that much energy, it just chaffes my hide when I visit the group.
Sandman, I agree it's frustrating for sure to keep track, especially at 400+ posts and so many farking good stories, but let's not complain too much or the fat guy will think we're unappreciative. Sort of like complaining about too much goddam steak & lobster. :)
I am just so engrossed by all of this. I didn't get to post anything because I was unavailable all day yesterday. I love this Enty!
For 12:07 - I haven't gone through all 429 posts, so I don't know if this has been guessed yet. Is the European actor, in a popular comic book movie, Daniel Craig? I don't know if Tomb Raider is a comic book, but I did a search for comic book movies and that was one who had a European actor in its cast.
To the person who said Mae West was a man. Years ago I read about a theory that Mae died and her brother secretly took over her identity. It was reported as the brother actually dying. This was sometime around 1950 and if you look at photos from that time on, there is a noticeable difference.
Nooo! Lol I hope it's NOT Daniel Craig! I'd be so devastated. Hey Sandman, what I do if I'm reading a post is I just write down the time they posted, continue reading the rest and then answer when I get to the bottom of the page. There's ways around getting frustrated. =)
I'd love to post some high school secrets but the anon is over, darn.
Anon 11:20 - From the way I read it, the foreign singer/actress in the initial blind is not the same person as the foreign A list actress in the continuation of the story of the abusive musician.
Every year we hear that VP and JD are getting married in spring. I'll believe it after it happens.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I'm just summarizing.
===A.)===EUROPEAN ACTOR/COMIC BOOK MOVIE
One of call girl friends who is a high priced transexual escort told me about a famous actor she had who no one would ever suspect is into chicks with d*cks. Only hint I can give is the guy is European and he was in a popular comic book movie.
===B.)===3 ACTORS INTO TRANSEXUALS
I had a friend who was a transvestite in NY. She had a very, very elite clientele with three famous movie stars among them. They all liked to get it up the "Hershey Highway" from her. The problem was that due to all of the hormones, she could not achieve an erection. I asked her how she solved the problem. She said alot of great acting and a dildo(can I say that word)hidden under the bed/mattress.
And do you all want to take a guess who the three fellas were who wanted to be "poled"by a woman?
This happened about fifteen years ago...in NYC, dontcha know?
A hint - either an Academy Award winner or nominee for one of the three.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing.
===C.)===THE HUFFER AND THE STONER
Ooh, I've been dying to spill this. So, a friend of mine spent an evening in the company of two famous actors. Spent time smoking pot with one of them, which is totally expected from this actor, so no shock there. However, the other actor, who is one of my all-time favourites and, as far as I know, not really known for being involved in the drug scene, spent the evening in the corner, talking to no one while huffing nitrous.
I still have a crush on the nitrous-huffer. Maybe even more so now.
One tiny, maybe not helpful clue: The huffer and the stoner have a movie coming out in the not-too-distant future. I think it's the first time they've been in a film together.
===D.)===MLB PLAYER CHEATS ON WIFE
One evening I met and hung out with a Major League Baseball player - we really hit it off. It was just the two of us and needless to say, as the night progressed things heated up. He swore he didnt have a girlfriend or wife - he was my age which is pretty young - and with the traveling involved, I believed him.
I found out a few days later, not only was there a wife but a baby at home waiting for him.
I should have known better than to believe him - I guess I try and believe the best in people and that is not always the case!
The baseball player was not Mike Piazza. I will give a time frame; it was within the past 2 years. So think much younger than Piazza! And also think American League (and has always played in the American League although not the same team per say). One more clue - not a pitcher.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing.
===C.)===THE HUFFER AND THE STONER
Ooh, I've been dying to spill this. So, a friend of mine spent an evening in the company of two famous actors. Spent time smoking pot with one of them, which is totally expected from this actor, so no shock there. However, the other actor, who is one of my all-time favourites and, as far as I know, not really known for being involved in the drug scene, spent the evening in the corner, talking to no one while huffing nitrous.
I still have a crush on the nitrous-huffer. Maybe even more so now.
One tiny, maybe not helpful clue: The huffer and the stoner have a movie coming out in the not-too-distant future. I think it's the first time they've been in a film together.
===D.)===MLB PLAYER CHEATS ON WIFE
One evening I met and hung out with a Major League Baseball player - we really hit it off. It was just the two of us and needless to say, as the night progressed things heated up. He swore he didnt have a girlfriend or wife - he was my age which is pretty young - and with the traveling involved, I believed him.
I found out a few days later, not only was there a wife but a baby at home waiting for him.
I should have known better than to believe him - I guess I try and believe the best in people and that is not always the case!
The baseball player was not Mike Piazza. I will give a time frame; it was within the past 2 years. So think much younger than Piazza! And also think American League (and has always played in the American League although not the same team per say). One more clue - not a pitcher.
===E.)===ANIMATION STUDIO EXEC IS HIV+
A friend of mine is a very good (life-long, they grew up in a crappy 'hood together) friend of one of the top Hollywood animation studio execs. Everyone knows he's gay, he's out, but no one knows he's HIV+. Has been for years.
===F.)===HOOKING UP WITH A ROCK STAR
I onced hooked up with a "rock star." Did the whole groupie thing. Till this day I am so embarrassed because he is married. I never actually did "it" with him because he kept saying he wanted to f me in my no-no hole (although he used more vulgar terms.) I finally came to my senses (I was hammered) and told him he was a pig and I had to go.
The whole thing still gives me nightmares, and this was 20 some years ago!
Ick!
OK...I'll give you guys a really good hint about the "rock star" that wanted it in the youknowwhere without saying it because I am so ashamed to even say the name, but he was a singer for a band that was once a really awesome band (one of my faves growing up) but ended up putting out and obnoxious song that will go down in history as one of the worst songs EVER!!!
OK then...I'll give you more...probably the WORST song EVER!!!!
He's really not all that famous, but the band is.
Stephen Tyler is a HUGE rock star and I would never put his name in quotes. The only reason this particular douche is in quotes is that he is a rock star in his mind only.
His female co-singer on this worst song ever regrets the day she ever recorded it.
A couple of people guessed my "rock star" blind.
Guesses:
Leather and Lace was Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty
Ozzy Osbourne and Lita Ford. Close Your Eyes.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing.
===G.)===ACTRESS USED TO BE A MAN
I'll do this blind-item style, even though it's not all that scandalous and the answer is pretty obvious. I've been friends since childhood with an (I'm guessing C-List? Mostly stage, but some guest/recurring roles on TV) actress. I think it's funny that, while she's very open about the fact that she used to be a man, apparently that's not all she had shaved off in the operation. She was five years ahead of me when we were in school together, but now claims to be five years younger than I am.
===H.)===MAJOR RECORDING ACTRESS’ FAMILY WON’T TALK TO WHITE COPS
One of my friends has an uncle that works as a police detective in a major U.S.metropolitan area. His department is investigating a crime involving a major recording artist/actress. I was over there one day and asked him if he had any juicy information about the case. He told me that although, it was in his department, he wasn't privy to any info and wasn't even working on the case, Because her family refused to be interviewed and didn't want any caucasion officers working on the case.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing.
===I.)===MR. HIDDEN ASSETS
A musician who was huge in the 80s stuck a bunch of his assets into a web of corporations and trusts in order to shield them from lawsuits brought by parents of very underaged female fans.
To look at Mr. Hidden Assets, you would never picture him as the kind of guy who would attract 12 year old girls. Not his face. Not his body. Not his music. Which makes it extra creepy.
Hidden Assets isn't Alice Cooper. Very ordinary looking. So ordinary looking that I thought maybe a misunderstanding was at the heart of the allegations, but later events made me think it was less likely that he was an innocent man.
This guy was older than Rick Springfield, and the girls were younger than Linda Blair.
====J.)===KNOWS WHO ENTY IS
I know who Enty is
He is definitely a he! You can put that particular myth to rest...other than that, i'm not telling.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing.
===K.)===PRODUCER DOESN’T WANT CHINA TOUCHED BUT WANTS BOOKS READ TO HIM
Anonymous said...
A very prominent producer (with a director producing partner that used to be an actor) was so weird. He had his own set of fine china in the break room that NO ONE ELSE COULD TOUCH. It was labeled that way. He also employed someone who solely bought books for his home library and then read the books and told him what they were about.
===L.)===
there's a dude who used to work security at the local big music venue, who told me that he almost knocked out the dude from Warrant b/c he was trying to have sex w/an underage girl. underage, as in 14 maybe. security said wanted to kill the guy.
that he had picked out chicks from the audience and didn't care how old they were.
also said axl rose gave him and some other dudes $25,000 to find ladies to party with, so they went shopping in the local strip clubs. holla!
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing them.
===M.)===FOREIGN SINGER/ACTRESS BEATEN UP BY AMERICAN MUSICIAN BOYFRIEND (NOT RHIANNA/CHRIS BROWN)
Singer/actress was beaten consistently by her musician boyfriend for the 8 months they were together. She finally dumped him but he continued contacting and harassing her. About 10 months later, she starts seeing an actor, but it didn't stop the musician. Within a few months, she's p.g. with the actor's child. Only then, after more than a year, does the musician leave her alone.
Just to generate some interest in guessing, in the blind, the males are A+ and A++ and American. The female is A+ in name recognition and foreign.
The musician hooked up with an A actress a few years back. Only lasted a couple of months. The story above goes far to explain why this actress then left (fled?) to her home country, didn't work/hibernated for a year, lost weight, then started dating a famous guy who she married fairly quickly, even though he's a known manslut. They have a child. Makes me wonder at what point the abusive musician finally backed off. When she married or when she had her child?
===N.)===FORMER “GOLDEN COUPLE” / NEEDY WIFE
I used to work at a mexican restaurant that this "golden couple" use to frequent about once a week. The wife was very sweet but neurotic. When I or anyone else used to serve them we ususally would observe the same things.
Whenever the husband would order she would complain about him not supporting her being healthy and he should eat the same thing she ate. She always had baked chicken and salad with a margarita while the husband enjoyed to try different items all of the time.
For about a year he would usually just order whatever she had but when he would tell her no and that he wanted something else, she would be on the verge of tears and seem very shaky. Eventually he would always change to what she ate because he couldn't stand to see her so upset. We were NOT suprised when they split up.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing them.
===O.)===FAMOUS COMEDIAN/ACTOR W/ GRAPHIC FANTASIES
I went to college & hung out with a famous comedian/actor (had two tv shows & and does films). He used to tell us his sexual fantasies in extremely graphic detail. Always had crowd around him at lunch. Most memorable was his fantasy of performing oral on Suzanne Somers while she had her period. Claimed that it was one of his favorite acts in real life (this was pre-AIDS).
And no, I'm not identifying the actor. He's a good guy and I'm only into outing jerks.
===P.)===SINGER BARRED FROM DESIGNER’S SHOWS
From my friend who works in the fashion industry:
While working on a project for this famous American designer, she was lucky enough to be invited to be invited to his/her house for an afternoon. While getting a tour of the insane pad, she sees a framed set of hand-written lyrics to a famous song by a very beloved deceased rock star. She's impressed, as she didn't know that (m)any people had access to the rock star's notoriously locked-down estate. The designer tells her the story surrounding the lyrics: that he/she had become friends with the rock star's spouse, who's pretty (in)famous in their own right. The spouse has had a lot of well-publicized ups and downs, stemming from lawsuits, family drama, bad relationships to past mental/social problems to alleged drug abuse problems. But the designer was a true friend, stuck by the spouse's side, and had even considered the spouse a muse/influence on the designer's collections. One day, the designer gets a crazy, frantic and indignant phone call from the rock star's spouse, demanding that the designer give back the lyrics because he/she decided that the designer "manipulated" them into giving them away. The truth is that the spouse was running out of money, and wanted to auction off the lyrics along with a ton of other items from the rock star's private estate. The designer, super-angry and insulted, told off the rock star spouse, reminded them of how the designer had publicly supported the spouse through a number of bad situations, and basically had clothed them and loaned the spouse money for a number of years when no one else would. The designer refused to give back the lyrics and the designer and spouse obviously are not close anymore, hence the reason you do not see the spouse in the designer's front row to this day.
I'll do some reveals... not too proud to share!
Good job, whomever guessed Miss Love. You'll have to figure out the designer, as that one is too easy/juicy.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing them.
===Q.)===BLOND, ATLANTA-BASED ANCHOR SLEEPS HER WAY TO THE MIDDLE
Blond Atlanta based anchor, totallly slept and stole her way to the well...middle. Probably the most amoral person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.
===R.)===TONE DEAF DIVA
More gossip from the Big Apple:
My college buddy worked as a studio engineer at a very famous, now closed recording studio in midtown Manhattan. He told me that you'd be surprised and shocked how many singers cannot actually sing! One diva mentioned in the comments section is completely a "studio artist" aka she has all of her singing corrected by computer programs and engineer magic (a tape of her singing got leaked to the internet, and her label threatened any and everyone who dared to post it on their blogs-- needless to say, it got removed).
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing them.
===S.)===SINGER CAN’T DANCE
Another singer used to have a dancing coach come in to teach her how to NOT dance, because she was so uncoordinated-- that's why she stands perfectly still or simply poses while she sings.
===T.)===STUDIO HAS OWN “PHARMACIST”
Also, the studio had its own 24/7 on call "Dr. Feelgood" who came to the studio with an HUGE old-school hard-shell Samsonite suitcase filled with any and every drug and prescription pill known to man. His nose candy was 100% pure and uncut , and his weed was organic, completely hydroponic, and priced accordingly.
Note: These are not my blinds. I am just summarizing them.
===U.)===BRIT POP BAND LEAD SINGER IS UNGRATEFUL
This is one that I experienced myself: the first major music industry party I went to was for a super-famous Brit pop band who was celebrating their latest album (you'd immediately know the name of the band, but you may not know the names of the band members). The lead singer was known as a big partier, but imagine my shock upon entering the ladies bathroom and finding him slumped out on one of the toilet seats, about to pass out and fall on the floor. I woke him up, got him to drink some water, and boosted him up enough to get out the door. Sadly, all I got was a "thanks, love." Would have loved to have gotten some tickets to a concert or something!
===V.)===RESPECTED ENGLISH ACTOR WELL-ENDOWED AND GREAT IN BED
My gorgeous friend slept with a famous, respected English actor after meeting him while working at a then well-known NYC restaurant (she was a hostess). He was a very patient lover, VERY well-endowed, and apparently majorly fantastic in the sack. They got together for a while, as he was in town working with the tone deaf diva mentioned earlier. And apparently yes, the tone deaf diva and the actor DID have a mini-affair while they were working together (they both were in well-known and long-term relationships while they were messing around, but the actor said he knew the diva was just into him because of his talent below the belt, ahem).
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing them.
===W.)===FAMOUS MARRIED ACTOR HAD GAY SEX AT START OF CAREER
I have a gay friend who used to be a producer for charity events. Often he would get stars of hit tv shows to donate their time for this worthy cause (this was in the late eighties). For this particular event he was contacted by a Hollywood agent (this agent is known for screwing his male clients). This agent sent a photo of a handsome young man who at the time was trying to break in the biz and had very little exposure. My friend initially was not interested as this young man was an unknown. However the agent persisted as this actor needed all the exposure he could get and according to my friend, this guy was gorgeous; so he agreed to have this virtually unknown but handsome actor be part of the event. This actor was flown into town and did the event. Afterwards the actor and my friend ended up in a motel room where they had sex. This actor is now one of the most famous in the world and is married to a very famous actress.
===X.)===ACTRESS IN THE 80s WAS ACTUALLY A MAN
In the 80's, I worked on Ventura Boulevard near Universal Studios. I had employees that also went to school at a studio make-up school taught by a guy named Damon, From googling, I'm guessing that it was Damon Charles. Anyway, they claimed that he told them these things:
There was an actress at the time who was actually a man. I alway wondered if he was referring to Jamie Lee and her rumored issue.
Note: These are NOT my blinds. I am just summarizing them. My last summary. Any revealed blinds you will have to read on your own.
===Y.)===FEMALE ACTRESS IN THE 80s PASSES OFF AS A MALE ACTOR
In the 80's, I worked on Ventura Boulevard near Universal Studios. I had employees that also went to school at a studio make-up school taught by a guy named Damon, From googling, I'm guessing that it was Damon Charles. Anyway, they claimed that he told them these things:
Supposedly there was also an actor at the time who was female passing for male
===Z.)===TRANSEXUAL DIRECTOR HAD APPALLING TASTE IN CLOTHES
It's an open secret that this director is a transsexual, and when he finally outed himself at the airport(flying back to LA from Australia), the crew weren't shocked at his appearance, they were just appalled at his clothing choices. Unfortunately he went through all that trouble to dress like Bea Arthur's character Maude. Yuck! Perhaps his/her dom/lesbian gf should smack some sense into him.
===AA.)===AWARD-WINNING ACTOR/DIRECTOR HAS A CHILD FROM AN AFFAIR AS A TEEN
You know how some adoptees fantasize that their biological parents might be movie stars? Well, it happened. Years ago, my girlfriend worked for an adoptee rights organization that helped adoptees find their biological parents. One of her clients discovered that her real father was an award-winning actor/director and that she had been a result of a teenage affair. The actor/director did not know of her existence. The woman approached the actor/director and she was accepted by him and his entire family. She continues to have a relationship with the actor/director but she’s never been recognized as his daughter outside the family.
janele, thank you for taking the time to summarize all those BIs! you're AWESOME.
i wonder if perhaps it might be a good idea to start a "your turn/BI" thread in the forum so we can keep at this throughout the week(s)?
Like Pookie said, thank you Janele for reposting the BI's. I was the one who posted the blind about the up and coming actor who had gay sex at the beginning of his career and now is world famous and married to a very famous actress. Well I erred in that he is not married to this very famous actress but very much together with her. Just thought I would clear that one up. This is one of Enty's best. I am enjoying all of them.
about the "RESPECTED ENGLISH ACTOR WELL-ENDOWED AND GREAT IN BED"
Please give him my number ;-)
"It's an open secret that this director is a transsexual.."
Michael "The Deer Hunter" Cimino
The transsexual director is Larry Wachowski of The Matrix. Larry is well-known to be both transgendered and dating a well-known dominatrix. Larry reportedly broke up the marriage between the dominatrix and ftm porn star Butch (can't remember last name), known as "the man with a pussy."
CelticKat- He passed on Brad Pitt??
@celtickat, that could only be Pitt. No other couple fits that description. There are a lot of couples who are very much together even though they are not married but non of them fit the description of "world famous" except the Jolie/Pitt combo.
Not every blind can be Jolie/Pitt. Pitt is beyond world famous. He's in the top three. There's probably another 20 actors who are easily known world wide. Of course, I'm too lazy to compile a list...
Janele, re: F: Hooking Up With Rock Star - it was mentioned several times that it's not Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty that did Leather and Lace, but Stevie Nicks and Don Henley. Petty and Nicks did Stop Draggin' My Heart Around. Also, I think the best answer for this was that Mickey guy from Starship who sang with Grace Slick on We Built This City, one of the absolute worst songs in any genre.
Thanks for all your hard work though!
Go Janele!
Dang, I can't post as anonymous anymore.
Oh well, mine aren't very juicy. Actually I do have a couple that are juicy but since it won't let me post anonymous I guess I can't.
As a kid I was sitting near Sylvester Stallone at a charity dinner. This was back when he was filming F.I.S.T. He is rude, annoying, disgusting, ugly and short. Terrible manners too.
I danced with Steve Perry of Journey at a club in San Fran. He was a horrible dancer. That's it - just a dance. Gawd, I used to think he was hot! LOL
Billie Jean King is very nice but man, she can pack away food. We had taken the kids to the local Sizzler ("we goin' ta Sizzler...we goin' ta Sizzler...") and she sat next to us. She was so nice to my kids. She must have gone up to the buffet about 10 times!
On a plane flight down from Washington to San Fran, my kids and I met some WWF (?) wrestlers. Actually the plain was FULL of them. "Ravishing" Rick Rude, Butch
"The Natural" Reed...and a bunch of others I cannot remember. I wasn't into wrestling so I didn't know who they were and didn't find out until later. Anyway, they were so sweet to my son who was just 3 at the time. They gave him treats/presents and they all autographed a paper for him. He still has it to this day.
A couple of weeks before Polly Klaas was abducted and murdered, I had yelled at her and her friends for spraying perfume samples all over the clothes and kicked them out of the store with the warning that I would call the police. I worked at the Petaluma KMart and kids were always coming in and creating disturbances. I felt horrible about it after I heard what happened to her.
Hey, Anon 3:40 --
If it's the store I'm thinking of, (identical details) remember when the city's tabloid newspaper published the mug shots of all the people arrested in the raid? That was funny. One of my company's employees was in the lineup, and he was known around the office for perching right at the top of the holier-than-thou scale. I always wondered why I used to see him returning from lunch almost every day carrying a shopping bag from that store.
Thanks Janele!
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wow I am late to this. A friend of a friend had an acquiantence who worked at a rehab like center for teens in Utah and Frances Bean was there for about a month last spring when she was 15. Courteny had made her get the weight loss surgery and then let her come home from the rehab like place when the counselors there were convincing her her mom was crazy and she in no way needed the band.
Courteny took her to a ton of doctors until they found one that would give the band to a 15 year old that wasn't even really overweight. Ofcourse Courteny has the band too but everyone alreay knew that even though she denys it. I don't know 100% that the info is true but I believe it because Courteny is nuts and the string of people I heard it from seemed legit. I do have some doubt because I don't see how it wouldn't have been leaked out and reported on on some gossip site by now.
I worked with a guy twenty years ago, a magazine editor. He has written numerous books since then and recently (5 or so years back now) wrote one about his spiritual progress which culminated in the revelation he'd achieved a special sanctity, humility, serenity, happiness and budding relation with the Catholic God.
To illustrate the radical change in his nature he listed many of his awful former sins -- but failed to mention one, repeatedly molesting his eight year old daughter. When his "spiritual book" became a bestseller and was reveiwed on the front page of the NYT Book Review section, the molested daughter wrote to the NY Times and outed dad for having stuffed cock down her throat in the shower.
Dad denied this, claiming the daughter was a California airhead, accused her of being a halfwit lunatic and portrayed himself as a victim of a shrink created hysteria, stigmatised as Saints so often are by an addled daughter's false "recovered memories."
Many believed Dad.
When his ex-wife, the child-victim's mother, was quoted in support of the girl's account in a British paper, the "spiritual book" author sued in the UK, hoping to take advantage of strict British libel laws.
Unfortunatly for the would-be Saint, the ex-wife came across some written evidence dating from the time of her daughter's sexual abuse; the court was outraged and the beatified shower molester forced to pay both costs and assesed damages -- which the terms of the settlement forbid disclosing - but as no one is named here -- five million smackahs.
One must assume the molestor's current wife, the CEO of a worldwide ad agency, had to fork out the 5 m on her domestic saint's behalf.
Not enough, but a start on reparations this "low energy joke thief" owes the world for his appalling stubbornly persistant existence.
You can see him in Spinal Tap and read his pretentious work in The tedious Huffington Post.
Best wishes to all.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hendra
Disgusting.
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