Monday, July 04, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

January 26, 2011

This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, "Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." The waitress walked away and got someone else to serve the table.

Jeremy Piven

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think no one really thought this was a blind? So very obvious, and yet still so disappointing. Ugh. Does it really ever work to talk to someone like that?

Anonymous said...

Wow classy......anyone else clock watching for these updates I feel like it's disrupting my day in a good way tho

KathyVermont said...

Ew, just ew although what else would one expect? Have never seen the show either BTW.

The NYC Film Chick said...

Slimeball.

KathyVermont said...

Hubby is sitting here staring at me watching the clock & then hitting 'Refresh' on my browser LOL!

flwrgurl said...

muajajaja loves it! hey at least he was being honest! jajajaja

KLM said...

I have a hard time believing someone could be that disgusting and arrogant. Yuck.

AMD said...

I would pay good money to kick this guy in the balls about 50 times.

Mark B said...

The worrying thing is that I know non-celebs who have been known to behave like this (usually when drunk it must be said).

Anonymous said...

what a douche-mover.

AMD said...

KathyVermont, ROFL!!! Is he also shaking his head and sighing?

Aly said...

Laugh. I'm running back and forth with a paint brush. Multitasking.

jodi b said...

These reveals are great this year...if I had a blind, I would be very nervous today. Thanks Enty!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I wonder if he cums mercury?

RocketQueen said...

As I recall, we all thought, "Y'know, if this is someone who is tired of being bothered while eating, we can maybe forgive him for being a crude asshole. On the other hand, if this is Piven, this is par for the course and he's just a disgusting asshole." Piven ftw. Disgusting asshole it is.

Momster said...

I deeply loved this guy when Entourage first started airing. That didn't last long.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'll bet he suffers from the same condition as Axl Rose.

ItsAJ said...

Over-rated twat. So glad she walked away, because some might not have. *cough* tiger woods *cough*

PollyPureBred said...

Sorry, but that waitress is disgusting. How many times has she ditched her tables to blow celebs? And WTF do his friends SAY when he gets back to the table?? Losers - the whole sorry bunch of them!

timebob said...

orignally i thought it was someone trying to be funny about being left alone. Intent is hard to gauge when it is just text.

But i'm with RQ now that it is piven, it is gross, he wasn't joking.

fail me.

Margie said...

What a douche. I'm sitting here clock watching and refreshing as well.

RocketQueen said...

@PollyPureBred - uh, the waitress WALKED AWAY. The only disgusting person here is Piven.

Do You Come with the Car? said...

He's like a caricature of himself.

Renee said...

wonder what the kitchen did to his food. The guy has obviously never worked in a restaurant before. ha

jess said...

On one hand I can totally imagine the Piven being an a*hole just to be "the man" in front of his friends, but on the other hand what was that girl expecting? and it must be tiresome for the famous crowd to be getting hit on all the time, even if that includes the Piv.

Anonymous said...

2 mins :o)

PollyPureBred said...

@RQ - thanks for clearing that up! U thought she had someone wait on her tables so she could go blow him. Oooops!!

RocketQueen said...

^Lol! I'm sure there are waitresses who might, thankfully and hopefully this one made him look like a tool in front of his friends.

sunnyside1213 said...

She was probably just hoping for a good tip and not into him at all.

ardleighstreet said...

I wonder what her tip would have been if she had "served him with a smile" in the toilet? Would he have thought that was tip enough?

Basil said...

I am very glad to see that the waitress has standards, but I think she should have slapped him with a sexual harrassment lawsuit.

And if Piven is reading this.....it is never a good idea to piss off the people who are bringing you food and drink. Just saying.

Beta said...

asshole

kerri said...

Piven is revolting, can't understand why the waitress would flirt with him to begin with.

HannahPalindrome said...

I think I'm the only one that thinks this is funny...

MnGddess said...

I would pay good money to watch AMD kick this guy in the balls about 50 times.

cara said...

From Groupiedirt: "Axl Rose is very kinky. We hear he likes urination/defecation scenes, bondage, sex toys, girl-girl sex...and he likes to videotape it. The Guns N'Roses song "Pretty Tied Up" gives you an idea what Axl likes. Ex-Guns guitarist Slash is said to be very average at best and a sexual disappointment. If there's a mirror nearby, he likes to watch himself having sex. We also know he likes to be handcuffed to his bed: In 1995, Slash was caught in the embarrassing situation of being handcuffed to a hotel room bed and the person who had the key just left him there and didn't come back! The person who pulled the disappearing act was probably a lady who was so disappointed in sex with Slash that she left him handcuffed to the bed for revenge! One lady who experienced Slash says to watch out for his tongue, which is black from too much booze and cigarettes. STD alert: We also hear Slash doesn't like to wear condoms. We hear the other ex-Guns guitarists are much better when to comes to sex: Izzy Stradlin and Gilby Clarke have gotten praise for their great sexual skills."

grain of salt and the standard disclaimers apply

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Mark B - Me too. I must known (or have known in the past) a lot of a-holes. :)

So, has this guy always been an ass or just since Entourage fame? That hair piece must give him balls of steel.

Lori said...

@HannahPalindrome...i think it's hilarious, too. In my head i hear it as sarcastically funny. Then again, I'm problably one of the few people who still find him to be attractive, so not sure if my opinion counts on this one...

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