Tuesday, July 05, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because he’s been too busy romancing a hot new gal!

20 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

Benicio!

bluebonnetmom said...

Benicio for the win....I guess Rod is paying for his grandchild.

timebob said...

I don't think Benicio has the kind of money Kim is hoping for.

Ryan Philippe is waiting for DNA tests before he cuts a check to his potential baby mama.

Patty said...

Ryan hasn't won an Oscar. I say Benicio FTW.

MISCH said...

Benico, I don't get this, it wasn't even a relationship. My real question is why is she having the baby...?

Seachica said...

@MISCH - my theory is that she's having the baby to prove that she actually had sex with Benicio. She's a horseface; opportunities to procreate don't come around often. :)

Anonymous said...

Didn't Benicio tell Kimberly that she was pretty much on her own with raising the child? That's a crappy thing to do, but I don't recall them being in a true relationship. I figured she wanted to prove that she could get with a legitimate actor and not some reality-show d-bag. It's not working out for Kimberly, it seems.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

How is this blind?

KLM said...

Yeah, this is definitely not a blind. Benicio all the way...

*girl said...

Unless Sean Penn really did knock up Scarlett...

MISCH said...

Scarlett can pay her own way....I can't imagine she'd have his baby anyway...
He's not worth getting fat for, and he's not a great father to the kids he already has.

Anonymous said...

What about jj and her still unrevealed baby daddy has mv won an oscar

Anonymous said...

Maybe she doesn't believe in abortion. If he chooses to be an absentee dad, than I wish for him to have a miserable life.

He doesn't have to love the mother, but the child shouldn't have to suffer. He has money because he is a tightwad.

FrenchGirl said...

Del Toro?

Bxrlvr said...

Gotta be Beneicio.

B626 said...

Bad wolfboy, bad bad.

RJ said...

Beneicio, and it doesn't matter whether it was a relationship or a one-night stand. If you don't want to be on the hook for child support, wear a condom or get a vascetomy. (I probably spelled that wrong, but y'all know what I mean - snip, snip.)

Anonymous said...

This was too easy...del toro

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Guess he figured papa Rod would chip in.

Paisley said...

Wouldn't the pregnant person have health insurance. If so, what is she paying for? Just the co-pays for office visits? That's not a lot of money. She should just wait for her child support checks after the baby is born.

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