Snooki can barely read and has probably not written anything but her name in the past year but somehow she is hard at work on book number three. Her first book was a best seller, her second was just released and her third is on its way. Despite all of this success as an author, she has no idea who J.K. Rowling is or Maya Angelou.
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23 comments:
this is just so wrong.
I don't know who I hate more - Snooki or the Kardashians.
see how easy it is when you don't actually do the writing.
It's funny though, after seeing all the Courtney Stodden coverage around the webs, I react as if it's a breath of fresh air to see Snooki writing a book. Suddenly Snooki feels like a genius to me.
I can't blame Snooki. I can only blame the people buying this trash. I actually watch Jersey Shore and enjoy it, but would never BUY her effing book. That's ridiculous.
Title should read Snooki's Ghost Writer Working on Third Book. :)
This girl is dumb as a box of rocks. (Example, at the reunion, she was unsure of the meaning of "geography"). BUT, I cannot sit here and blame her for capitalizing on her 15 minutes. Blame the publishers and the idiots who bought the first two books.
RQ- Did you go as JWoWW for Halloween????
Gasp
Say it aint so.
And the minute I read that she doesnt know who Maya Angelou is I was no longer interested.
Ignorant bitch
I imagine that at home, Nicole is really a PhD candidate, and she looks at herself in the mirror and laughs at all the hullabaloo. Then she invites her financial analyst over for tea and they both count her money.
this girl is a walking wad of elected ignorance. i have no respect for that. thus, no respect for her or her ilk.
Jasmine - Actually, I *did* go as Snooki for Halloween last year :) I had the hair for it!
I know girl, I saw the picture and sort of gasped/laughed at the same time and I've been waiting to make fun of you about it since.
You're hilarious~
I too watched JS this season in the motherland and was horrified HORRIFIED!!! at the way Snooki acted particularly on the wine and history tours. She had no interest in learning a damn thing. It seems the cast members think she is a huge waste of life as well. She also seems like a lying liar who lies. She's such a dumbass, she'll probably blow through her millions in a year or two when Jersey Shore finally runs its course. I don't think I can tolerate the next season.
"lying liar who lies" Susan, methinks you and I read the same TWoP recaps! :)
Haha Jasmine - wait til you see this year's costume - it will incorporate my pregnant belly and probably offend a hell of a lot of people ;)
Susan - agh. Don't get me started. She's is SUCH a liar. Everyone I know believes Mike's story about them hooking up (she's never actually denied it) and her behaviour to everyone else is just horrific. I used to like her...no more.
This chick redefines "waste of space."
I find it hard to think television can sink lower and dumb down our children any more, but I have faith in the television industry to find a lower IQ pool of people.
I have never watched the show or even heard this girl speak.
All I know is the homely fella called The Situation has great abs and was on DWTS.
I do, however, know all the folks on Jerseylicious.
These rat asses. Why? Who the hell is throwing money at these tricks? Growing up, you wanted to get rid of roaches, you had to find their source. These right here, who is their money source? Because they need to be beat about the head and neck until they get their common sense back. And please, STOP BUYING THEIR STUFF!
I live for Jerseyliciousm califblondy. I thought me and like four other people watch it. Hee. The show seems so staged. I love Olivia and Gigi and all the fellas. Do you think Tracey and Olivia really get along? I always get a vibe that the spat is all staged.
Mooshki - Yes. I am a TWOPer, but I don't read the recaps. I just chat it up on the boards.
I can't stand these Jersey Shore people. They live like animals and look like they smell and make more money then me. Plus, they give my state a bad name and HELLO, they're not even real New Jerseyians. I can't believe how they trashed that beautiful flat in Italy. The horror!!!!
@mngddess - I had a good giggle over that image. ;)
I don't believe Snooki on The Situation claim either. She protested a wee bit too much.
The amount of hateful cunts on this site has tripled.
I gotta give her one thing, if she doesn't know who someone is she does not pretend to. She will say, "I don't know" and that gives me a teeny amount of respect(very small mind you) for her.
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