Thursday, March 22, 2012

Johnny Depp & Ashley Olsen


Johnny Depp continues to tell anyone who will listen that he and Vanessa Paradis are still together and happy. Everyone knows that is not the truth, but it did not really matter until his philandering started making waves in the tabloids. Now, In Touch says that Johnny is doing the dirty with none other than Ashley Olsen. Huh. Well, he has always liked skinny blondes who chain smoke and have something to do with fashion. I have to say that I am starting to lose respect for Johnny. First he is a 100% supporter of Roman Polanski and now he wants Vanessa to stay true to message and on point that they are a happy couple while he is off screwing one of the Olsen twins.

47 comments:

Borg Queen said...

They both have the hobo chic look and both love their heroin.

EmEyeKay said...

If the creeping out of the office building story is true, why else would he have been there so late at night?

(sigh) Don't want to think badly of Johnny Depp. It hurts.

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vega said...

I have to say I'm rethinking my Depp love too.

It adds to the skeeve factor that Ashley's sister still has some 'splainin' to do when it comes to the death of Heath, who was a friend of JD's.

lutefisk said...

At least they will double their wardrobes if they stay together. I can't help think it is creepy for a guy approaching 50 to be with an Olsen twin. I still think of them as little kids.

Liz said...

I can believe Johnny is a heavy drinker, but into heroin? Where did you hear that he was into heroin? Is it becaue the Olsen's have been previously associated with hard drugs.

jetfuelgenius said...

The source for this though was In Touch...not exactly the truthiest rag out there...

I don't want to believe it either about Johnny and Vanessa...I don't know why I care, but I do in some way. I guess it's the idea that someone so charismatic, sexy and talented can also be faithful and loving to his life partner.

Audrey said...

I heard he was in the building for a business meeting. One of the people in the meeting had her picture taken with him. So, I'm not 100% sure what is the true story, but I wouldn't put it past him to hang with Olsen either.

Anonymous said...

Yes, where did you hear JD was into Heroin? But, the more I read about people of this blog the less I believe that there are any nice, drug free, non cheating, non abusive, non gay, non pedifile celbs out there. Himmmmm is probably out with a needle in his arm and his penis in a 14 year old, and that's why we have radio silence from himmmm lately. The good guy is probably all bullshit

B626 said...

These two also qualify for the Karen Silkwood scrubdown

Mary Anne said...

It sounds and smells like drugs. Wasn't one of the trolls with Heath Ledger too? I think the Trolls are big drug dealers.

HannahPalindrome said...

I still live you Johnny!!!

I loved Johnny & Winona...

MISCH said...

She has a loft in Soho and does lend it to "friends", so who knows who was really there...

kinda said...

what was the office building story?

Borg Queen said...

I heard in 90s that Johnny was heavily into drugs (did we all forget his best bud was River Phoenix and died outside of Johnny's bar/club overdosing). The reason he moved out of the US and to a large estate was to be able to party at his leisure without prying eyes. I believe Cdan also has a blind about a beloved Alist actor that moved out of the US to grow pot. Johnny also idolizes people like Keith Richards and Hunter S. Thompson so its not a stretch that he may still dabble. He could be like Angelina and get designer heroin. I totally believe the Olsens are dealers and at least heavy users.

crila16 said...

I just don't understand why the age difference isn't an issue. He's almost 50 and she's in her early 20's. If it were the reverse, it would be all over the news. Demi was only 15 yrs older than Ashton, and that's all everyone talked about when they got together and married. Even when they broke up, they kept blaming it on the age difference. Ashton's just a pig and would have done it to anyone at any age eventually. People are so hung up on age in the Western world.

Sarah said...

Let's be honest. Johnny is having a good old fashioned midlife crisis. The braids, scarves, and guyliner don't mask it. Rumors about him with 20 somethings just seems to confirm it.

Sarah said...

At least it wasn't the ugly one

Danielle said...

Not everyone is a "chain smoker", Enty. You can be a smoker and not "chain smoke", it is entirely possible.

Audrey said...

@ kinda, celebitchy has the excerpt from the article: http://www.celebitchy.com/216483/did_johnny_depp_sneak_out_of_ashley_olsens_apartment_after_a_hookup/

Poisonfawn said...

they are both hobo chic heroines...in fantasy AND reality!!!

B23 said...

Perception is a strange thing. When Tom and Katie got together, people made comments about the age thing. Yet, there are the same number of years between Brad and Angelina and no one said anything about age. However, in general, there is just something unsavory about Johnny and Ashley, regardless of age.

EmEyeKay said...

@Misch, that makes sense. Thanks for the info. You live in the city, don't you?

MadLyb said...

Consider the source - but given his taste for waifish women, it's almost plausible.

Geebz said...

Haven't felt the same since he supported Polanski the child molester.
Continued Fail.

Habibti said...

To be honest I think Ashley Olsen and Johnny Depp suit each other nicely. Hope he and his ex finds happiness. Its hard starting over again. Maybe he is still in denial sort of...

rll said...

Love how at the top of this page there is an ad for "get help for anorexia" or was that the other Trollsen?

HalleGoLightly said...

Depp always looks like a schlubby homeless guy. Why doesn't he ever clean up/get in shape? Women want him now. I can't imagine how much they'd all swoon if he got cleaned up.

Magsey said...

We just don't get him because we are Americans and Americans are like children.

Marisa said...

@Sarah hahahaha. That was mean.

ms_wonderland said...

Not believing a word of this. Not heroin - Johnny is a major red wine drinker ( 2 bottles a day of the expensive stuff) and smoker. He is in good physical shape, even if the clothes are eccentric. The Olsen visit is total BS.

The person JD has spent a lot of time with lately is Patti Smith. Always together, on set and off. She's 65.

warmislandsun said...

No mention of drugs in your paragraph astounds me. It is more about drugs than sex is the first thing that popped in my head. If he could still get it up, then ok, maybe they screwed around, too.

Susan said...

At least they will double their wardrobes if they stay together.

LMAO.

Ingrid Superstar said...

@crila16 -

I think Johnny Depp is so beloved even by the most cynical on the internet/in real life that they're willing to overlook any age difference. For now at least. He'd have to do something epically evil to burn off all the goodwill he has built up.

Henriette said...

Here is something fun to think about Johnny Dipp is the same age as John Stamos, who by all accounts, is a second father to the Trolls. Dipp, born June 9, 1963 is 23 years older than the Trolls, who are born June 13, 1986. Well they are all Geminis at least.

Brenda L said...

*cries*
I'm going to my room and I'M NEVER COMING OUT

Johnny....why??? WHY????????????

Jeri said...

If it's true and they don't get back together, their poor kids will never have Mommy & Daddy (or the French version of the names) living together again and the family unit they have known all their lives is destroyed.

I think Johnny's having a tough time knowing this will torment his kids and change their lives forever.
Maybe that's why he's in denial.

misspoppypants said...

@Kimberly, too funny. Am I the only one who thinks Himmm is just some random poster with a God complex and rehashing old Holywood gossip with an air of authority while sticking new facts in? Why does Himmm get such blind, no pun intended, respect from everyone? I have never read a post from himmm that sounded different than a post by any other person on here who spoke with false authority, touch of I-Know-This-I'm-a-Biz-Person arrogance. Plus, when someone says, 'trust me', why? Someone clue me in please to why everyone believes Himmm is more than just some random fan who's really good at faking 'the know'. I'm a nonbeliever.

misspoppypants said...

Hahaha, Sarah!!! Wish I'd thought to say that!

ardleighstreet said...

OH NOOOOooooo! Johnny Depp is dating one of the Children of the Corn!!!!

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NYCGirl said...

Let's not forget his "photo shoots are like being raped" comment.

Monica said...

@misspoppypants...oh stop being jealous, Lainey.

mooshki said...

"Am I the only one who thinks Himmm is just some random poster with a God complex and rehashing old Holywood gossip with an air of authority while sticking new facts in?"

Um, no, you're not the only one. Not by a long shot. :) And before someone says that I'm Lainey too, I'm not nearly as bitter as she is (what was that?!); I think Himmm was entertaining, I just don't think he's either RDJ or the Messiah of Gossip.

Back to Johnny Depp, I have to admit, he was freaking sexy as hell in his 21 Jump Street cameo. The boy still cleans up really nice!

Lelaina Pierce said...

^"It compromises the standard, Moosh." ;)

That's a pretty large age difference, but somehow this does not phase me.

kinda said...

Thank you Audrey for the info

shan said...

johnny and ashley were probably just having a who can use the most clothing accessories contests

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