Monday, June 03, 2013

How Amanda Bynes Spent Her Weekend

Do you get the feeling that it is Amanda Bynes' world and we are just living in it? Amanda was kicked out of her NYC apartment because she had been smoking pot in the lobby and causing trouble everywhere in the building. She will turn up somewhere else soon. I know people think it would suck to live next door to her, but I think it would be kind of fun and I would love to have an up close and personal look at what she does every day.

Amanda got a nose job. By my count, this is her second or third nose job and she says it is almost perfect, but will be getting another one in three weeks. After that one is healed then she will let the paps see her again. I'm pretty sure they will see her before then because I don't think she can go that long without leaving the house.

Amanda Bynes also spent some time making homophobic comments to the reporters at People Magazine. She called them all a homophobic slur and never apologized. I think they have been really nice to her as have most of the tabloids. No one is trying that hard to bust her when they really could so almost everyday and are just reporting things as they happen.

35 comments:

Ms Cool said...

She might want to lay off the smoking while she is trying to heal.

I don't know what to say about the homophobic comments. Either she is mentally ill or an asshole. Or both.

libby said...

She looks like Lindsay Bluth in that photo, but a decade older-- as she slowly morphs into her mother Lucille.
She looks like she's mistaking the sleepy-eye alcohol warning, with a winky-eye alcohol suggestion here.

Robert said...

People and other so-called "entertainment news" sites and rags are certainly egging her on for the purpose of getting page hits and selling copies. Personally, I wouldn't want to live anywhere near her. At this point, it doesn't even matter whether she's genuinely mental or simply a completely self-absorbed narcissist. She's just too unpredictable, and I wouldn't want to be near a loose cannon like that.

Unknown said...

I feel bad poking fun at her - but I just can't with these pictures. Good god woman. This looks attractive? As for the slur - no bueno.

Christopher Cruz said...

I've lost all interest in this twit. Which is sad, because I used to think she was adorable and funny.

Susan said...

Amanda Bynes' world? Eh. Not really, Enty. I just check it out on your web site. Hope she gets it together. I know this is ironic coming from a celebrity gossip whore, but I do hate seeing a person self-destruct.

Kelly said...

That wig is atrocious right there.

yo yo said...

I can't wait to see her Disney Princess wigs that TMZ reported she bought. Too lazy to look up the link.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I've had it with this one, mental illness or not.

"@AmandaBynes 19h
My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous!"

This fucking cunt is really on one. How dare she call RuPaul ugly. Rather she likes how he looks or not, it's just very rude. Clearly she wrote him or reached out and got the shaft, so she has to try and be hurtful.

Rose said...

I feel like the meaning of yesterday's PSA was completely lost on you Enty.

Unknown said...

But her eyebrows are hideous and that lipstick needs to go back to the 80's thrift store she found it in.

WhedonFan90 said...

who is performing a nose job on this psychotic case is what I REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

nancer said...

i'd like more details about these nose jobs you supposedly get every 3 weeks (???). she also said she'd be under general anesthesia, and awake.

either she doesn't know what 'general anesthesia' is, or it works differently on her than it does everyone else!

Majik said...

I loved RuPaul's reply to her:

"Derogatory slurs are ALWAYS an outward projection of a person's own poisonous self-loathing @AmandaBynes." SNAP!!

CrazyCatLady said...

Wasn't she arrested last week? How'd she have time to get a nose job and have no bruising?

Tempestuous Grape said...

I was not aware, thank you Majik!

Snapdragon said...

This is so sad. This woman needs help (I think it's more than addiction) and no one close to her is apparently willing to do the difficult thing, intervene and help her.

Unknown said...

@Majik That's great! Go RuPaul!

Sugar said...

I'm sure that the doctor who performed Amanda's nose job is UGLY and she would never date him.

camembert said...

Maybe, just maybe, if we collectively as a community, both on CDAN and other websites, stop clicking on and/or commenting on anything related to Amanda Bynes, these stories and posts will stop. And hopefully she will stop.

Sherry said...

I don't get the whole puckered lips look. What's up with that?

Unknown said...

I totally saw that!!!

Unknown said...

I'm worried her nose is going to collapse with all the back-to-back surgeries. She just needs to stop already .

figgy said...

I think she's going to be dead by the 4th of July.

I hope I'm wrong, but I have that feeling.

Count Jerkula said...

If she need help moving her stuff, I have 4 years experience working as a mover. I would gladly rent a truck and help her out in exchange for a few snaps of her butthole and the distribution rights to said pics.

If she needs a place to stay, I'll go to Lowe's and pick up enough basement chains to go from lolly column to washer/dryer.

megan00m said...

That bit of gossip is just too hard NOT to want to see.

Unknown said...

speaking of RuPaul--she looks like a busted
ass tranny. John Waters movies come to mind. Divine or Hatchet Face

Pookie said...

i thought rupaul's reply was awesome. amanda makes me so sad tho...all that lashing out/personal attacks/fixation on 'ugly'...i hate to think she's alienated everyone...i hope her parents/loved ones get heavy-handed and DO something. i don't want her to die. :(

Unknown said...

I love his response - and it's the truth!

rock me sexy jesus said...

libby lucille is not lindsays biological mother you fucking moron

rock me sexy jesus said...

count jerkula youre a mover that explains a lot

nettalovesrobin said...

I don't care Wtf is wrong with her. Its still unacceptable to call someone that word. Let's see if she gets in trouble for this like the other celebs who have also dropped the F word.

Count Jerkula said...

@RockMe: Used to be. Only things it explains is my strong back and legs and my appreciation for Victorian antiques. My strong arms come from my current profession.

Anonymous said...

Rage much?

Hegg said...

A surgeon is not legally permitted to perform on a patient who is exhibiting obvious psychotic symptoms. Hopefully, these "three weeks" will be in EPI (early pychosis intervention).

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