Thursday, August 15, 2013

Man Loses Job After Having Sex Three Times With Girlfriend On A Flight To Vegas

Back in June a couple was arrested when they got off an Allegiant Airlines flight to Vegas from Oregon. That is a fairly short flight, but the couple managed to have sex three times during the flight and even took a break for the snack service. I'm not sure how the couple even managed to not face forward the entire flight. I have seen Allegiant Airlines seating and there is no way I will ever fit in one of their planes.

Anyway, shortly after takeoff the man had oral performed on him by his girlfriend. Shortly thereafter, she used her hand on him and then later, she exposed herself and let the guy do some oral magic on her. The man, Chris Martin is a winery director for Troon Wine. His dad owns the winery and has canned him. Well, suspended him until after the court case. Clients have been bailing on the winery. The woman, 33, is hairstylist. She says that none of it happened and even if it did there is no way anyone could have noticed because there was someone sitting in the aisle seat. Huh. So was that person in on it? Did they film it? Did they just like the stranger watching? Lots of passengers complained so people must have been able to see it. Flight attendants told them to stop, but the couple ignored it.

22 comments:

Cathy said...

When I read the headline, I assumed it was in the bathroom. This is just ew.

Anonymous said...

In other news, I found a jibber in my nose that resembled Nostradamus

MontanaMarriott said...

So did I @Cathy
What is wrong with folks?!?!

rajahcat said...

Well now that's a new twist on the mile high club....

Meanie Rhysie said...

When you gotta have it, ya gotta have it!

Airplane sex is hot...not in the bathroom, though. :)

Molly McButter said...

" I have seen Allegiant Airlines seating and there is no way I will ever fit in one of their planes."

Dude, I am a VERY large woman and I fit just fine. Who are you, Andre the Giant?

Anonymous said...

To be fair, she was probably power napping and rolled over onto his erect trouser snake. And then there was turbulence.

auntliddy said...

I saw a couple behaving like this in a hospital cafeteria of all places! Very nice looking Indian or Pakistani couple, well dressed and smiling, well she was, he had his head buried under her skirt. They also wouldnt stop til phsically escorted out. She was still smiling tho, lol. Weirdest thing id ever seen. 2nd weird thing was man in elvis regalia, with NEON flahing grill, as on teeth!!!!!, in macys, on weekday. Whatever that was about. Oh and i once saw a lady shopping at supermarket early in morning with evening dress and tiara. Ok, ill shut up now, but wld hv been good your turn question! Lol

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Anonymous said...

Ooh Aunty! That's a rad and gross at the same time story. The question begs, did they cum?

auntliddy said...

Rach, all I can say is both grinning like fools, even when escorted out!

Anonymous said...

Oh man, they got tossed out? And I thought I was a naughty minx. I want to steal your story and make it mine.

Rosemary Young said...

Call me square, but if it's wrong to pick your nose in public, then it's at least as inappropriate to have sexual relations in front of unwilling witnesses!

Biloxi Native said...

I used to work for a majorly over priced, upscale Dept store on the Strip in Vegas. We had couples, male/female, male/male and female/female always using the changing rooms for quickies, esp. during swimsuit and prom seasons. Seriously, to this day I will never try anything on in fitting rooms - ever wonder why the carpets in fitting rooms are crunchy?

Anonymous said...

NICEEEE!!!

Unknown said...

@Biloxi Native....

I can honestly say I have never wondered--TWICE.
Lol

Ivana Hump said...

Oh rach I love adventure time

skimpymist said...

Ugh this article brought back a terrible memory. A few years ago I went to the movies to see batman that had heath ledger as the joker. There weren't that many seats left but I found two that were way in the front on the far right of the movies and there were these two teenagers in the row in front of mine. As soon as I sat down the girl irritated me with her loud talking and sounded like a complete airhead. A little into the movie I hear low moaning and glance to the side and see her spread eagle facing his seat while he's down there. I tried to ignore it but when I saw her head bopping up and down I had enough and angrily told an usher who then called some officers nearby. After the movie I saw the cop talking to them and the girl had her head down and her hair looked like it had been in a twister and her clothes were all disheveled. This was a sold out movie and those two had no regard for everyone around them or the children sitting in the row in front of theirs and throughout the movie theatre. I was traumatized for a long time after that. Still sort of am.

JSierra said...

@skimpy pretty sure that couple was in my showing of elysium the other day. Except homegirl had her legs up on the seat in front of her and was doing some very expressive leg movements and an awkward mix of high pitched laughter and moaning

Unknown said...

The cabin probably smelled like a fish cannery also!!!

erika said...

God.....

Im from oregon typical white granola trendy wanna be's

Trust me no one from or is that hot! Or attractive enough for plane sex

Upside Downunder said...

I am impressed how so many are dropping the ball here. First, the on plane activities I would have been recording. I bet TMZ would have paid a ton for that video.

Second, who ever heard of Troon? Change the name to Poon and send Jr. on the road to market it.

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