Friday, August 16, 2013

Four For Friday - She Will Steal

It is Friday. I feel like it has been a really long week. It is one of those weeks where you sit looking out your office window at the sunshine and think to yourself that you wish it was not quite so bright so you could sleep at your desk. You would close the blinds, but then the people that stare at your fat, sweaty back all day from the office across the street would think you are doing something sketchy and call the cops who would show up and find you asleep in your office which would not be that bad except I can only sleep if I am wearing less clothing than normal. Yeah, going on vacation would be nice too. Anyway, I will be here all weekend and blogging away. Probably just another weekend of blind items and reveals from the archives. I have some really juicy ones that I have been digging through so will share some of those with you this weekend. As always if you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

This A+ list model is also a reality star. She is also a pain. A big pain. One of her favorite tricks is to try and get things for free by telling staff she is borrowing something and never returning what she borrows. It gets the staff in trouble and causes a huge drop in the bottom line and our model does not care at all. She is like that though. Not too long ago she walked into a store that an A list designer runs. It has a couture section  where you can try on the one off dresses and get them made to measure. Which costs a fortune. Some of the dresses cost well over $100K.

There is a small team in the store who are used to dealing with celebrities and the rich and the angry, but were still flustered when this A list model walked through the door. She went straight up to one of the staff and demanded that she gave her the dress in the window (a one off couture piece). She said that the designer had called her and said that she should come in and pick it up. No one had told the sales assistant who started to get nervous. Our model was completely awful to her calling her stupid and started raising her voice saying that this was ridiculous and that the designer would be furious that our model had been standing there for five minutes without getting what she came for.

The sales assistant decided to call the designer. As soon as she got through to someone our model started to laugh and said "Oh darling I was just kidding!!" and then she promptly left.

36 comments:

DewieTheBear said...

Naomi.

Anonymous said...

Kirsty Alley in Tall and Wide. It was a macramé sequin pant suit.

Wen said...

Klum?

Anonymous said...

Tyra

MontanaMarriott said...

Yes Naomi is evil and first got a taste of "freebies" from Gianni who would give the girls whatever they wanted. Until he died and Donatella put a stop to that crap lol. Now she just takes what she wants because HELLO she is NAOMI CAMPBELL, lol A MESSSSS

Anonymous said...

I just looked out my window. It's really dark, and Saturday. I'm confused.

NomNom83 said...

I hope the salesperson got a raise for making that call.

sandybrook said...

I thought Naomi immediately and 3 staff people to make 4 for Friday

Lioness70 said...

Look in the dictionary under "entitled douche twattle" and voila, Naomi Campbell!

Sherry R. said...

"the rich and the angry" lol.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

What a terrible FFF. A model and salesgirls.

Bleu said...

I guess if you want four out of this, there's (1) the A+ list model, (2) the reality show (with staff that she gets in trouble and where she causes a huge drop in the bottom line), (3) the store with the couture section and the assistant who made the call and (4) the designer.

Pookie said...

ok, enty, lay off the bottle. this is a One for Friday, not a 4. #facepalm

naomi ftw

SingBlue said...

Four Paragraphs for Friday?

Simon said...

Heidi

Cecilia00 said...

I can not see Naomi pulling a "Just kidding" backtrack. Heidi or Tyra

Unknown said...

Is Naomi a reality star?? what show?

Jacq said...

The Face

rachel said...

Naomi is on "the face"

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Klum.

She seems nice but I think she is a total bitch behind closed doors. She is always trying a little bit too hard to seem perfect; family life especially.

timebob said...

I 100% think this is Heidi AGT doesn't have a huge budget and if she is 'borrowing' designer dresses it affects the show.

I really,really, really hope she isn't back next year. She adds nothing to the show at all. And her voice is just annoying.

Jessica said...

FFS, can we move on from this "this isn't four" for Friday thing? That was a title he came up with long ago, and he probably uses it more to point out it's Friday now than anything. It's been forever since there were actually four. It's like a room full of autistic kids that just will NOT let the teacher get away with using the wrong word or something. Why is it so goddamned important? Life is short. Move on.

Alli G. said...

Thank you, Jessica!!

Chelle said...

Lol!

Ivana Hump said...

Ha

Ivana Hump said...

Totally the sour kraut

PotPourri said...

It has to be someone very prominent, like a Heidi or Tyra. Tyra seems entitled, but I don't think she would be a jerk to a salesperson. I think Heidi is a big old bag of entitled douche.

Every Sales person KNOWS NOT to give Naomi anything.

NaughtyNurse said...

I would think that if it was Naomi, she would have thrown a phone or something at the poor sales assistant at some point. Either she had an off day, or this is about somebody else!

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Did you know that Enty has autism? You insensitive little cunt.

erika said...

littlemissmakesamess- good God you're boring.....

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Erika: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWN

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Sophia said...

Klum Kors for the designer

sheit_ur_duinit_wrawng! said...

What reality show is Naomi known for? It has to be Klum.

Momster said...

Campbell was a judge on "The Face" this past year.

MadJ said...

Agreed

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