Saturday, August 17, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 17, 2013

When this former A list movie and television actor who is now still a B with A+ name recognition gets drunk, he also gets naked. It does not matter where he is. He knows this and his family knows it. Party and gets drunk? Clothes are coming off. At home entertaining on Christmas and gets drunk? Clothes off. Not just down to underwear, but everything. Naked. A big round mound of jiggling naked flesh. And can be grabby. He gets away with it though because he is funny while he is doing it. Still though, after years of practice, he confines his drunkeness to private places.

Danny DeVito

135 comments:

Sarah said...

Did this make anyone else think of Vern Troyer pissing in a corner?

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Jealous much, Enty?

Pip said...

Didn't he hump a blanket too?

Betsy said...

He probably smells like sweaty limoncello.

Kelly said...

Sounds like good times.

Anonymous said...

Yippeee for reveals! Thanks for some good ones today, Enty! : )

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

Katie said...

Ehhh good for him. Getting wasted in your own home is a win win situation.

Sandy said...

Ew. Just...ew.

Rose said...

Lol Sarah, it does now.

Unknown said...

That is a visual I could have lived my whole life without.

DomBarbie said...

Not always. Boyfriend of many years just broke up with me for saying mean truths when drunk. Devastating day for me today.

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jane3113 said...

Did someone call on the "long arm of the law..."
*Friends*

sandybrook said...

He pulls poontang like a champ. Lucky for him hes rich because that dwarf wouldn't get any on his own.

Del Riser said...

At least he primarily keeps it at home. I think I'd slipcover all the furniture, and have several backup sets.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Sorry guys, but I like him. I've seen interviews with him and he is very funny and charming. I would totally get blasted with him and go to music festivals and make him get his ass back to Rhea.

Count Jerkula said...

He's Danny fuckin DeVito. He can do whatever he wants and the only person he has to listen to shit from is Rhea.

Rodney Dangerfield uses to go to meetings w/ studio heads in boxers, wife beater and robe, with his balls hanging out. I give Danny the same leeway to do whatever the hell he wants. He's earnd that right.

TalksTooMuch said...

I can see why he would, he probably gets hot. My hubby heats up when drinking, maybe it's a big fella thing. Come to think of it, he takes his clothes off too! But for totally different reasons, lol.

Anonymous said...

getting drunk at home is the best

Unknown said...

You & raunchy around need to take your por
no & "fisting kittens" shit to another website. There's a special place for you two.....HELL.

Unknown said...

What's wrong jerkula??? No more penises to suck?? You suck---freak. Can't get anyone to suck you off? I know the answer--dick head

Lioness70 said...

Stick up the ass much?

Anonymous said...

Boring

Anonymous said...

Agreed. Clooney tells a great story about devito hammered. I bet he's a blast

delete account said...

Oh God. Enty, you didnt need to reveal this one. Now I'll have nightmares all night long.

Unknown said...

You and ratched &; around need take your fuckin porno shit & take it somewhere else...you fucking sex-obsessed freaks need to go back to where you're funny, assholes.

Unknown said...

I bet you have a stump of a dick---that's why keep your porno babble on this site_---pathetic , DICkLESS wonder!!!!#

Count Jerkula said...

I would call it a stump, bucket cunt. It more like a short stack of nickels.

My condescention has more legs than your anger.

lutefisk said...

As long as he isn't driving or showing his jiggly naked flesh to the public I am ok with this.

Sherry said...

Wow Mona seems like she loves/hates you Count.

That was a little over the top and like someone was drunk posting to comment so many times with such vitriol. Even if he can grate that was a bit much.

annanaannnaaaa said...

DUH, VIP! Every single time!

Unknown said...

Did you know "count jerks himself off" is a registered ***offender?

Unknown said...

Fuck off & die.

Unknown said...

What did you just say??? It didn't make sense.. Dumb bitch.;

Unknown said...

Hey Sherry: you sound like you need a huge dick shoved down your blow-hole. Eat it---Cunt jerkula knows you want it
You are the drunk one.

GemTwist said...

Once in a blue moon, you say something insightful that I'll really agree with. 90% of the time though, you're being such a condescending neckbeard dispersing your sexual 'knowledge' to us uptight 'gals'. Overall, your comments are boring, boring, boring, plus a heavy splash of sexist. People get tired of your act. Can you blame them? 'Bucket cunt' made no sense, by the way.

MsFantomas said...
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MsFantomas said...

Knowing that Danny DeVito is a fan (and friend) of my beloved Mike Patton means he can do whatever he likes and Ill still have some fondness for him!

auntliddy said...

Think of the kids! Im betting it isnt fun for them when dad drinks and gets naked. Ugh

Count Jerkula said...

@GemTwist: "Bucket Cunt" refers to Mona's cunt being as big as a bucket. it is like the female version of telling a guy he has a small cock.

@Mona: I'm only registered to vote. Aint no pussy worth jail time.

OneGirlRevolution said...

@GemTwist...++++1 (shit, I even agree with the rare, insightful part).

Count Jerkula said...

I actually looked up "sexist" to get a clear definition of the term. I can't argue that my commenting skews toward it. It is a much better label for me than misogynist, not quite as good as "Low Life Lover."

Anyhow, if my posts are boring, the scroll betches.

This past 24 hrs has been quite eventful. Had a civil back and forth w/ lute. Had some broad on the rag, with no one else in her life to make miserable, try to attack me. Wrote a lil fantasy piece that was well received and dampened panties around the globe. Miss Lola said there are some portions of my nonsense that are insightful and she agrees with. And I got an email from Miss Mess.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

xoxo to you CJ.

Murphy said...

Everyone should have gotten this one, he's demonstrating it in his twitter user pic

OneGirlRevolution said...

@Count, unfortunately I don't usually care to wade through the ugh to find it.

Not that you care but you're clearly a smart man who knows he's wallowing in swill here. You once commented that you don't want people to know who you really are because you have kids and an ex who would use what you write here against you. Shouldn't that say something to you?

And Rach, not that you care but after your last little pervfest, you declared you were really just a nice girl from Australia who had just gotten a little caught up in things. You claim to have a good job and (I think) a kid. Can you begin to imagine what either would think if they saw what you've written here the last few days and found out it was you?

I know that neither one of you care but the comment section of this site has become parody of its former self. It is mocked and referred to disparagingly on other sites because of the port fest the comments have become.

I'm not saying I'll never read or comment here (not a big fan of the YAGE) but yeah...for the most part you guys have driven everyone away.

And how much fun is it when the only people you have to shock are yourselves?

OneGirlRevolution said...

*porn

Count Jerkula said...

Sorry Lola, but many of the most prolific and well liked posters were driven away with complaints of off topic chatter, name calling and the like. The prolific, not so well liked, who are no longer posting, if I ran them off then I consider it giving back to the community.

If you see anyone complaining of me off site, please drop a link so I can put the screencap in my resume.

Thank you

canopener said...

I just don't understand why I can't get any love around here. "Blah blah hate the Count, blah blah Rach is a sick psycho...." Even MONA WON'T POINT OUT HOW EVIL AND FUCKED UP AND ROTTEN AND SICK AND RUDE AND PUTRID I AM?!?

(Guess I just did--teeheeheehee!)

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

That was me, not canopener. I mean, I WAS canopener, now I'm a mess. I don't want MONA to get confused. Please give me, MissMess, some love. xoxo, Kym

lutefisk said...

Posters need to realize unless they post from behind a firewall it is very easy to find out who they actually are, and their multiple um, personalities. There is very little protection on the internet.
Also, if you are in a business where you need to find out who is behind a name, like a PR person or someone in the media there is software available to track down someone's id on the internet.
Lastly, if you are married to someone high up in the IT department it is a cinch to figure out the real identity of someone.

That saying, many people who are no longer posting are still reading the posts. Hopefully the crew that was attacking left and right found a new place to troll.

OneGirlRevolution said...

And since the ones that were complaining have now been driven off, none of those people have come back. Personally, I would be embarrassed if someone from work (or, not incidentally, my daughter) came up behind me and saw the stuff that was posted on here yesterday. How would you feel if your kid opened up an innocent, mainstream gossip site and read this slime. Would you be okay with that? (and if your kid is too young to be on the computer by him/herself, what if he/she accidentally opened this site on your phone?)
I don't now, maybe you don't care. You seem smarter than that (and obviously care enough that you are worried about your real self getting out).
I'm honestly not attacking you here. I'm smart enough to figure out that you don't care what the people on here think, including me (as amazing as I may be).
Anyway, as always, it's enty's site and he has obviously decided what is acceptable so... :shrug:

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Do you know who I am, lute?

Anonymous said...

Betsy: you almost made me put my drink down! *gag*

Anonymous said...

Mona, doll, you need to step away from the computer and get laid.

lutefisk said...

Count, I think you and I started out on the wrong foot. You have many intelligent things to say, but sadly some of your posts bring out the loonies. That saying, there are teenagers and young adults reading these comments and I would hate to think what they are garnishing off some of the posts.

Anonymous said...

TalksTooMuch: high five! My man is a larger dude, and he likes to nude up. It's winter here: all 100 pounds if me has flannel Jammie's, cardigan, bed socks, 2 hot water bottles, doona and he's striding around in his jocks.

lutefisk said...

Little Miss, sadly, just about everyone knows who you are. Sorry. I don't know if you thought you were totally private.

Anonymous said...

Mona, you've tried to be mean to me (my mum's a vindictive, poisonous, septic cunt, so I'm immune) to Count, BUT DO NOT BE MEAN TO NICE PEOPLE LIKE SHERRY! She is a nice and inoffensive poster who doesn't deserve to be told to die.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

I've made no secret that my first name is Kym. Other than that, tell me more about me, please!

OneGirlRevolution said...

@Mess (though I hesitate to respond to you), I don't think anyone cares who you are.

If I were Count I would be honestly frightened. You are unstable.

Anonymous said...

Lola, I don't have a kid yet!

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Fuck off, Lola. You care enough to respond, so stick it up your ass. Cunt. And I'm pretty sure the Count already has a fucking mother, or a few brain cells and can take care of himself. Thank you for sounding the alarm and alerting everyone to my dangerousness, but I don't think anyone here needs a mother. xoxo, Kym

Anonymous said...

Kym!!! I missed you! Apparently we offended some people. Now there's a fatw√° on us issued by American fatties due to our depravity. I wish these people knew what life, and people were like, outside their home delivery, being bathed by A rag on a stick existence. If they knew I've fucking recently been nominated, and WON, awards for social issues I've been pivotal in making happen to help people. All I can say? This is fun for me. I have a fucking awesome life and do a lot to help people, and advocate for social justice every day. Nyer!

lutefisk said...

maybe some other time. There is a hot tub outside calling me. Gotta go answer.

Anonymous said...

You know my first name, not my last. I'm happy to answer any questions.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Sorry, lute, but no matter how long you let the water in your kiddie pool sit in the sun, it will never be a hot tub. Have fun anyway! xoxo, Kymberlie Jane Martin

OneGirlRevolution said...

I rest my case.

OneGirlRevolution said...

I'm sure you're a fabulous person in real life, Rach. I'm also sure the people in your philanthropic life would be appalled at what you write here. People lose jobs over this kind of shit quite regularly and no legitimate organization would want to be associated with the filth written here.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Rach! Do you see me running towards you, jumping into your arms, and giving you a giant hug and kiss? Yeah, the wrath has reached a fever pitch around here. I FUCKING LOVE IT. Lola thinks the Count should be terrified of me. If I were the Count, I'd be fucking insulted. I think she's a jealous cunt who lacks the balls (and vocabulary) to run with the big dogs. I always knew you would be all kinds of amazing in real life. We just clicked in that special way. This is a hobby for me.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Awwww, Lola. Let's be friends. I'm sure we can start over, bury the hatchet (no, not in your head), let bygones be bygones, forgive each other, forget the past, move on, and forge ahead. I'm willing to start fresh and widen my circle of friends!

I dedicate this one to you! :)


Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love

(Copa Copacabana)

His name was Rico, he wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....she lost her love

(Copa. . Copacabana)
(Copa Copacabana) (Copacabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacabana)
(Talking Havana have a banana)
(Music and passion...always the fash--shun)



Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....don't fall in love

Anonymous said...

Lola: do your employers watch footage of you having sex, or digging your nose for gibbers? There are things that don't pertain to work, and those that do. In my life I'm politically and socially active. I live for those that are disenfranchised, forgotten and powerless. I can sleep at night knowing I do my best to act with dignity & grace.

Anonymous said...

Miss Mess: slow playing synthesiser music is playing as we rush toward each other along a beach. We embrace as socially recalcitrant perverts, knowing the warmth and comfort of those if our ilk.

Anonymous said...

Barry Manilow just cracked a fat. Now excuse me, I'm off to fist my cats.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Rach, people would have no business looking into your private life do so all of the time. Nonetheless, what you have done here is not "private" it is very public. If anyone had the desire it would not (as Lutefisk pointed out) be difficult to figure out who you really are. Anyone with a modicum of computer skills could do it.

This is not to say I'm going to do it...I don't give a big enough of a shit to make the effort. But if you think what you put in a public forum is "private" and only your business you have a very serious lack of understanding about how the internet works.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Sorry, Mess, as much as I appreciate the tribute, you're a bit unstable to be buds with.

However, I will say that I appreciate that you don't pretend to be anything other than the troll you are. I respect that.

Tam said...

This is confusing. Are you both saying you're the ones who drove the good posters away? Or the complaining posters? The few left are hard to find amongst the porno posts and the downright ugly comments about race and sex.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Rach, as always, great minds think alike. I'm going up to the store to see if that little boy out in front has any more kittens left in that box to give away!

Anonymous said...

Lola: I would legally (and I'm very au fait with my companies code if conduct) have no issues were anyone to unveil me and my comments on here. I comment, and I do so, and I do not mention work, or discriminate at all. I hope you have a lovely day. I'm about to head off for work now. And I will have a lovely day!

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Rach: It's our very own From Here To Eternity... (sigh). If Lola wants to, she could help us build a sand castle?

Anonymous said...

If you pee in it, it will be a Luke warm tub. If you poo, you're on your own

OneGirlRevolution said...

Rach, I'm not speaking of anything legal. Just as any legitimate philanthropic organization doesn't want to be associated with the port industry...it's appearances, not legalities. I'm sorry you are unable to understand that.

And I honestly hope for your sake (since it seems like such a very important aspect of your life) that the causes you devote yourself to and the people you depend upon to help fund the changes you seek, don't associate you with the filth you spill here. People in the philanthropic community have been disassociated from for much less.

Sometimes appearances are everything.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Jeez, my phone does not want to type porn (not port)

OneGirlRevolution said...

@river, a group of us that have been around forever got sick of entire posts being about ass to ass and +1 and the like. A group got sick of us asking it to stop and left and made their own private site. That coincided approximately with the influx of a bunch of trolls most of whom left...a few got a fan following and decided to stay. Once one person started making pornographic posts a whole group of people decided it was cool to abandon social norms and spew about their sex lives and nitty gritty details of what they'd like to do to each other. Eventually, this drove off most of the posters who came here for gossip (there are still a few stalwarts left). Now, most of us skip the comments because they have been so filled with skeevy filth.

I'm not saying I'm a good poster or a bad one. There are people here who like me and there are those that very much dislike me. Whatever, I'm good with both. But when the disgusting nature of the comments becomes the button of jokes and the object of derision on other sites, it seems to me something is wrong.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Mess on the other hand is a troll who shows up whenever she has free time on her hands. She has different handles she goes by but she's relatively easy to spot. She's like our very own deranged easter bunny. She's dedicated to her craft.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lute: The past is beyond our control, the future is what we should be concerned with.
____________________________________
It aint that easy to find out who some one is. Even if this site was hacked, they would only get an IP address, which only gives a range. For example, My IP using various IP Tracker sites, comes up as anywhere from 4-30miles from my house. And if I want to change it, all I really have to do is unplug my cable modem for a few minutes. Also, it is difficult to get an ISP to give you the info on an IP, unless you are the Feds.

Where people get hemmed up is using their real name to post with, sharing too much personally identifiable info and using the exact same screen name on every site they post on (that is as silly as using the same password on every site). If you want any semblance of privacy on the internet, you should have a clean persona, for family, friends, profession and purchases, and an internet persona, for commenting/interacting with strangers. You don't say "hi" to a person on the street, then exchange dossiers on each other, and you should not do that on the net either. Even if you have nothing to hide, it insulates you from any potential harassment.

Any teens reading my posts about sex are learning more practical knowledge than they are getting on the 40million porn sites they have access to....

@Lola: So say we are talking about 13 and older kids, cause I couldn't imagine 10 y/o caring much about celeb gossip. An average 13 y/o kid can probably find worse stuff in their text messages than was on here yesterday. You have any idea what these kids nowadays are doing with webcams, cellphones and Sharpies? If I had a daughter and she asked for the new iPhone, I'd get her one, then tap a nail through the cameras on the thing.

In any event, I find it odd that yesterdays postings would cause embarrassment more than some postings of the recent past, like Paz's meth-bortions, Bynes drunk and passed out on the shithouse floor, anything backdoor teen mom related, the alleged Seagal stuff with beating underage foreign whores, etc. Christ, Dick Pic Fridays was one of the most popular things on this site, and it only went away to protect ad revenue.

I wish everyone would realize that with or with out filthy talk in the comments section, this site is the antithesis of high brow. The daily updates on dumpster pig Kartrashian should demonstrate that. Her only talent is taking dick, and basically this site revolves around her and Beiber.

Which leads me to why some of those posters haven't returned, the way the site has changed. Gotta cram them ads in, so gotta come up with more blinds. Beiber, K-Trash, Backdoor Teen Whore, Reality anything. New Enty aint as fun to read as Old Enty. Snarking on spiraling messes like Bynes and Lilo, who more readers here probably relate to than you would think.

You wanna see how many have left because of the tone change in the operation of this site, a good way to tell is go to that Pacino reveal from a couple weeks ago and look at how many commentors names you recognize, but haven't seen lately, or have seen very little of. If I remember correctly, lots of people came out of the woodwork to say "thank you" for that reveal. I may be wrong on this, but I'm too lazy to do the leg work and test the theory.

And as far as my contributions, I get just as much praise as I do derision on this site. My inbox is filled with plenty of positive emails, though not enough titties (and a butt or 2 would be nice).

@Miss Mess: I aint terrified of you, yer a girl, as long as there are no sharp objects around, you aint gonna hurt me. If I ever boned you I may be terrified of knocking you up, but that is a whole other ball of wax.

DocP said...

Thumbs up

lutefisk said...

Miss Mess, I wasn't looking to engage you. However, when it is too overcast for the beach Mr Lute, myself, and the flecks enjoy our hot tub time. Our kiddie pool days are long gone. I prefer spending my spare time relaxing in the sun rather than sit inside on the internet all day.

OneGirlRevolution said...

@Count it is the difference between PG13 and XXX. One is acceptable for my kid, one not. I'm making no claim that this site is highbrow, you are smart enough to discern that I'm not.

And I'm not even saying kids that are actively searching gossip sites. My kid picks up my phone all of the time to look up something really quick. Yours doesn't? Whether reading accidentally or by design, a mainstream gossip site is not a place you'd expect your child (no matter the age) to read about graphic sex. You know it and I know it. Your comments in the past would indicate that you wouldn't want your kid to accidentally read this shiteither.

Insofar as your "fans" sometimes the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Just because the ones who enjoy your prose speak up, doesn't mean there's more of them...Only that they are more vocal. Maybe people could email you and you could give them a private story? (I'm guessing that's not going to happen), huh?)

And as to finding someone, there are programs outthere that can run cocomparisons on people's syntax and look for matches. Much like fingerprints, the way you speak and write is hard to disguise over the long term. Innocent comments (like Rach's philanthropic bent) make it even easier. Anonymous and 4 chan proved that a long time ago. They dox people and harass them all of the time. With ease. Doing things like separating your personal make it slightly harder but far from impossible. (Again...I am not searching for anyone, don't care enough to bother)

In any case, I appreciate having a dialogue and you responding respectfully (I hope I've done the same). I now I won't change your mind but I appreciate you listening.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

And just when I think I can't possibly crush on you any harder Count, you raise the bar and set a new standard of excellence. Makes my heart go pitter-pat!

Anonymous said...

Actually, the Friday full frontals contains more but sack than I could ever visually conjure up through my lurid words! Imagine this: me, in menses, throat gargling my beloved's ball sack, with his erect penis BEGGING tone tickled by my tongue. And there you have it. My Monday morning. God bless. I agree with Iraq- America ARE the devil,

Sherry said...

Of course it didn't make sense to you.

Thanks Rach.

A Gypsy said...

I never comment but your mention of Mike Patton reminded me that I should download Lovage on my new phone. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

If I were the Easter bunny, I'd do big POOHS and then let all the fat American kids hunt them. Then I'd tell them the actual history of their fore (skin) fathers. Who raped their way into this nation
Then I'd tell em George Dubb is the grandson of the most evil man ever.
Then I'd cupcake them with a vegan fart & tell em their nation now consists of morbidly obese and stoopid people and ask them to watch the Colbert
report.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Rach... I have tried to be largely respectful but Jesus christ you need to call your doctor and tell him that your meds need to be reevaluated.

Tam said...

@Lola, thank you for the explanation. Sometimes when I click on the original date link at the top of Blind Items Revealed, I see how many of the posters I liked aren't around anymore. Sadly, I agree with both you and Count Jerkula: the quality of writing has gone down and the quality of comments is following suit.

Anonymous said...

You said "raise the bar". That's NOT strictly PG 13.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Rach, you are an angel, sent from heaven above. There REALLY IS a God (and an Easter Bunny). xoxo

Anonymous said...

Lola: I don't take meds, I work w Dr's who prescribe em. But thanks for your concern!

OneGirlRevolution said...

Perhaps you need to.

Anonymous said...

Dear God, it's me, Margaret.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Fuck it all to hell! I have no god damn restraint or self control when it cums to not fucking offending the good and decent townsfolk of this blog. I try, but I end up accidentally talking about blowing and fingering and eating and squirting and rimming and sucking and fucking. I should be ashamed. I should be moderated!

Anonymous said...

Lola: thanks for your advice. Aside from online profanity, I'm actually a nice girl! Happy with my husband, family, cats, friends, and no need for meds aside from the occasional paracetamol for hangovers! I looooooove you!!

Anonymous said...

Uh oh! I'm at work! My employer may detect this I'd me! Better clear out my office.....

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Enty is Judy Blume.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Rach: thank you for not leaving me alone with Lola. I think she might like me a little too much, ifyaknowwhatimean...*wink wink

Count Jerkula said...

@Miss Mess: They are going to moderate this blog right after they send out the Amber Tamblyn books.

Only comment I recall moderated since the threat was my explanation of anonymizing yourself on the net when SophiaB asked. Leaving that up would have affected the market research I presume.

@Lola: I have never written anything on the net under my real name except for a sentence now and then under my private Facebook. I'm not saying someone couldn't hack me and find shit out, but as far as legal means, I doubt anything could be attached to me. I don't say anything actionable, and even then, it is tough to get ISP to divulge info.

So you don't mind your kids picking up your phone and reading about Gomez's or Rhianna's sex life or Lohan and Pam Anderson's hooking escapades, but you would mind them viewing my comments. I'm just blunter and more descriptive, but it is all in the same category.

Cell Phone can be checked by police on a stop, therefore I keep no bookmarks, have it set to clear history and don't leave tabs open to anything shady. I did have to figure out how to make hidden folders to stash special pics. (Thank you again, ladies.)

Besides, Fugazi Enty loves me. I even got a retweet the other day. They have my email address. If they wanted me to change anything about my posts, they could get in touch.

Y'all get yer panties in a bunch cause I'm graphic and blunt instead of polite and lady like. I don't gasp on cue and have opinions that are void of estrogen. This site makes a living off tween sex, wife beating, adultery, sex tapes, mental patients and drug addicts. Maybe way back when it wasn't the case and y'all had a nice lil dainty tea party going on, but it is no longer like that and it will never go back. There is too much money to be made from salacious.

And really besides OG Enty, the most thing most readers seem to miss here is Dick Pic Fridays. So don't go saying I'm turning the joint XXX when they built a fan base via cock.

Since we are civilly debating here Lola, and building a friendly yet adversarial rapport, could I trouble you for your height? Yer a feisty one, I think I'm starting to enjoy that.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Sorry, Count. I think Lola only has eyes for me.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Lol, Count. I am completely average in every way.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lola: Come on baby, just gimme the digits. I need this. I need to hear it from you. I don't wanna Google "avg height for women" and find out third hand. That is too impersonal.

I'm not asking anything intrusive like age or weight or shoe size or cup size, I'm too much of a gentleman for that. Just simple height. It is on your driver's license. It aint no big thang.

Hair color would be a bonus, but is by no means a requirement.

To show you I'm all about fair play, and what's good for the goose is good for the gander, I am 5'10, dark brown hair w/ salt and peppa coming in on the sides.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Oh. My. God. I know who you are!!! You gave up way too much personal info. I'll keep your true identity a secret, Count. For now.... But there will come a day when I'll ask for a small favor...

OneGirlRevolution said...

Huh. Apparently I'm not quite average in every way. Who knew the average weight in the US is what it is, or that we are so short.

I'm a shade over 5'4".

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

For reals though, why is height the holy grail? Without weight, you don't know if you're getting a string bean, a pumpkin, or something in between. So you're 5'10". Is that paired with a 29" or 40" waist size? BIIIIIIIG DIFFERENCE.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Lola, you are so cute! Probably 90 lbs. soaking wet. Short hair? Size 2? So glad that you're coming out to play a little!

TalksTooMuch said...

Of course the Count isn't going anywhere, this is his whole shtick. He is a troll that has found a very comfortable niche. On an actual porn (or is it port?) forum, he would be a dime a dozen. I can remember chat rooms that he sounds exactly like. He wouldn't get all this attention, negative or positive, he would be like Larry from Accounting, the guy with the height and butthole fetish. There are a zillion of these guys out there, most of them don't post explicit musings on gossip boards. I'm guessing a lot of regular readers don't go on those web forums and that's why he makes such waves.

As for the other extremely prolific posters, I don't know how anyone could take them seriously. Aside from the interesting use of Pedro as an expletive, it just gets tiring having to scroll through.

For what it's worth, I hope the old enty is gone, whoever it was, because writing a blog that most people enthusiastically trash while constantly reading it has got to be exhausting.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Of course Enty is gone. He took the Radio Show/Amber/Himmmmmmmmm $ and ran. I don't have as much porn site comment forum experience as you do, TTM, so I can neither confirm or deny the assertion that the Count is just another lonely, holed up monsterbator. However, if you notice, the comments and site clicks go WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY up when I
(and a few of my BFFs) start causing trouble. Put THAT in your holier-than-thou pipe and take a giant hit. Not too deep, though. Don't want you to cough--you'll be so stoned you'll think Enty is an actual person.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well of course they go up, you are clicking. And commenting. And then, from what I can tell, clicking and commenting again and again. And you're right about the holier than thou, I come off that way all the time and I'm not sure how to shake it, cause I'm opionated but I don't think mine is the one that matters.

TalksTooMuch said...

And I should say, I don't have anything against the count, I just don't know what's more annoying, all the enty conspiracy theories or having people debate the count's merits overandoverandover again.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

TTM: I like yor style! Your opinions are used to create a website experience that is tailored to your personal likes and interests. My ads are full of free credit reports, car insurance, pet adoption, and boxing. YOUR OPINION MATTERS. xoxo, Kym

lutefisk said...

TalksTooMuch, I am here since 2007. Before that I read a bunch of other blogs and gave up each one as they started to annoy me. Lainey, Perez, pink is the new blog, ...there were a ton of them. Miss Spicey Pants from Celebrity Smack was the one who used to link to Enty, that's how I found my way here.
Anyway, I never carried on about leaving, I left and stayed with the blogs I enjoyed. I don't understand why on one hand people stay and bash CDaN, but don't move on. There are plenty of other gossip sites out there. No need to stay here and complain.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Lute: BECAUSE IT'S FUN. Because all of you "lutes" give us the attention we crave. You respond, acknowledge, condemn, criticize, admonish, analyze, critique, judge, define, categorize, and provide the guidance that we are so sorely lacking in our lives. I cannot thank you enough.

xoxo,
Kymberlie Jane Martin

lutefisk said...

That's where you are wrong. I usually scroll right over your posts. I don't have time to waste on them. I actually subscribed to this thread so I am getting the comments in my email. I don't know what your motives are, but don't involve me. I have an actual life, and believe it or not I enjoy it. I am sorry you can't say the same thing. I don't judge you or Amanda Bynes. Just feel sorry for both of you.

lutefisk said...

Don't worry, I am not trying to take away your Count. I am happy with Mr. Lute.

marie-ski said...
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marie-ski said...

Wow, you guys sure do put alot if time and energy into this crap
Did anyone see the lilo interview with oprah?
Fake as hell!

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

And yet, you check your email VERY frequently and waste 2 minutes of your hot tub time to address my inconsequential, meaningless, blather. YOU joined the party and INSERTED yourself. You're totally welcome to come on over. Just bring a 6 pack, some sparklers, and a bootleg Bynes porn.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lola: Mmmmm, thats it,Babe. Damn, 5'4 appears to be my lucky number. Feisty lil broad, always up fer a scrap. You are prolly married and 10k miles from Jersey, but you'll always be here as warmth in my heart and an ache in my.....well, lets not go there and sully this special moment. Thank you, Sweetheart.

@MissMess: I said a couple weeks ago, 40" waist. Could probably go with 38", but I got strong, meaty ass and thighs.

@TTM: My first thought is that I'm hurt you think so little of me that I'd be a dime a dozen anywhere. Then I think "she don't actually believe that, she's trying to bait me into giving out some info." I'm certainly not infallible, but I am also certainly not a rookie. You gotta try harder than that.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

And P.S. lute: You can turn those notifications off with a single click of the rodent. Create another email account just for CDAN, and you'll never ever be bothered again.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Count: I still want to know why it's all about, and nothing but, how high I have to jump to touch the ceiling. That's not enough to go on. Also, I've decided you're in law enforcement. Undercover, FBI agent, crime scene investigator. I'm thinking 'furniture mover' is probably a metaphor for DEA or DOA. Anyway, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Nah, not feisty. Merely average (more or less).

Count Jerkula said...

@Lola: I must bring the feisty out of you then.

@MissMess: I am in no way affiliated with the government.

I'm interested in height, what can I say. It ain't like there are any bad heights, but each different one conjures unique thoughts and memories. I do really want to bang a sub 5' chick before I die or get monagamus again (redundant).

Pip said...

Why does +1 bother people? It is the same as saying "I agree".

lutefisk said...

Not to be snarky, but if people really have that much extra time on their hands there are ways to put it to good use.
Go to a nursing home. There are people sitting in wheel chairs 24 hours a day craving someone to come talk to them. Polish their nails, bring them magazines. It is heartbreaking to watch the same people day after day staring through the doorway waiting for a visitor that never shows up. I walk in every day and wave hello when I go to visit my mother who is sitting there with a broken neck. There is a building of people who will give you attention and you get to do a good deed at the same time. Seriously, put your time to good use.

babo said...

Thank you Lola for trying to reason with them and get the pornography to tone down a bit. You tried your best while staying very civil. And Talkstoomuch totally understands the situation as well.

Funny to see how suddenly everybody gets holier than thou about the overall positive impact they make on the world which automatically justifies their pornfest disruption of a whole community.

babo said...

Thank you Lola for trying to reason with them and get the pornography to tone down a bit. You tried your best while staying very civil. And Talkstoomuch totally understands the situation as well.

Funny to see how suddenly everybody gets holier than thou about the overall positive impact they make on the world which automatically justifies their pornfest disruption of a whole community.

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