Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Bryce Dallas Howard gets the top spot. She looks great here.

Britney Spears decided to get papped twice so she
needed to change tops.
Christina Aguilera hangs out with her ex and their son.
Long time no see Ciara in the photos.
Casper Smart got a new present from Jennifer Lopez.

35 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Ciara looks great! I've heard her called a "jump off" and if I knew what that meant I'm sure I would be offended on her behalf

Kelly said...

How in the holy hell is Casper lasting this long?

Now! said...

Love Ciara's hair here. The natural look seems to be in fashion for African-American ladies at the moment....does it require as much product and care as a straightened style, or is it easier to maintain?

Kels said...

A jump off is an opportunistic ho. When she sees a cute dude, she jumps at the first opportunity cause she's desperate. That's a jump off.

Not sure if this applies to her but it could. She dates the guys she makes songs with and doesn't seem to care about how awful her career is- just her relationship.

The Dude said...

I'm sure Brit Brit was on her way to the recording studio, she's got to prepare for those "Live" performances in Vegas...

Kels said...

Thats a weave, not her natural hair.

But natural hair is harder to maintain. Same amount of product- just wayyyy less harmful than relaxers. I think we're just doing it cause we wanna embrace our natural stuff, even if it takes hours to comb through and tame! Thats my opinion tho, cant speak for all. Besides, it just looks nice.

TalksTooMuch said...

@ Kels: Ok, I thought maybe it referred to guys jumping off of her onto someone worth dating, that makes more sense. Thanks!

The Real Dragon said...

Brit Brit

Brit Brit

Kill Casper

skimpymist said...

She is a jump off. She fooled around with amare staudemire while he was engaged to his long time gf/baby mother, slept with a married man in chris brown's social circle to try to get to chris brown but failed miserably and stole her current bf future from his long time girlfriend. She's washed up and has no morals. Since her career has tanked she's looking for her next sugar daddy to fuel her shoe addiction.

Now! said...

@Kels Thanks for the info. I'll never forget that scene in Chris Rock's 'Good Hair' where the chemicals in the relaxer disintegrate an aluminium can of cola....and the next shot is the very same chemicals being plastered onto the scalp of an innocent three-year-old.

I had clearly been confusing "jump-off" with "side piece". For example, I thought it was correct to say "Rita Ora is Jay Z's jump off" when it appears the proper usage is "Rita Ora is Jay Z's side piece. Jay Z is Rita Ora's jump off." Correct?

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

The other day I saw a video with Ciara and Minaj, and couldn't decide who of them I would bang first. Now I see that pic of Ciara in which she seems a thin trunk palm tree and I have made my mind: the weird colour haired sexdoll.

Kels said...

Use both!

Rosie riveter said...

Mmm Ciara is Hott, id do her in a hot minute

Count Jerkula said...

The newly fit and clean X-Tina. She a kinky bitch and gots to be fun in the sack.

Brit

Ciara

warmislandsun said...

Jlo is old and desperate.

Gayeld said...

@Kels. How can you tell it's a weave? I'm like Nutty, I just thought her hair looked really great (and kind of vaguely wondered where my hairbrush was.)

Jessie said...

There's a lot of hair there, I feel like similar to extensions you can tell when it is very thick. Also, it's not common to grow curly hair that long...that might just be me though.

Susan said...

I love Christina Aguilera but her tan is beyond Jersey orange. My eyes!

I always thought jump-off meant sidepiece, too. I learn so much here at CDAN!

It amazes me how the music industry just washes their hands of artists and tosses them to the side: ie, Ciara. She was huge for a hot minute. Did she piss someone off? Sleep with the wrong man?

Good Hair is such a fab documentary. I loved it!

Jacq said...

I guess that's how she got the Celine bag... Ho! (Just kidding, I know nothing, I'm just jealous of the bag)

Rome said...

You know what doctors call people who wear the sort of helmets that jackass is wearing? Organ donors.

Unknown said...

Don't care for Ciara but, I have to admit she looks amazing in that picture. I wonder if she's still friends with Kim K? They used to hang out all the time and now...not seen together ever.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

FYI: Ciara was on some entertainment show a few months back bragging about how she just returned from Dubai.

Unknown said...

Bryce (She gots Howard $$$$ CHA-CHING)
Brit Brit (crazy chicks are good in the sack)
Ciara (see above)

keetz4 said...

For someone's whose career is tanking or has tanked, Ciara sure gets a lot of attention from CDAN posters. Just sayin'.

Maggie said...

ot here is naked pic of zac efron...... http://hollywoodtattletale.com/2012/04/11/introducing-zac-efrons-penis/

PugsterMom said...

I read that she was passed around and that was the only way top producers would work with her.

PugsterMom said...

And needy and insecure.

babo said...

Maybe Casper does the toyboy thing well ... does not step out of line, massages her shoulders, is patient with her, carries her bags, does never, ever contradict her, gets along with the kids ... any smart ho making a career out of his/her looks gets quickly that playing nice is the real edge.

Now! said...

Thanks Maggie - that's a very interesting way of promoting his new film! Well, if it worked for Vanessa...

Melissa said...

Um, all these married men and guys with girlfriends bear equal responsibility for this...she doesn't just 'steal' a guy. ('OMG, where are my pants?! You succubus!!') I hate it when society only blames the woman. Puh-lease.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I love my natural hair. It takes much less time for me to do my hair than when I use to relax it. Honestly, it was the best decision for me. Just like @Kels said I can't speak for all.

@Nutty I love Chris Rock even more than I use to for that doc...so funny so good.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Casper needs to make sure he keeps that peen in his pants away from the mens! If he keeps it on lock, JHO will definitely keep the gifts coming!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@CDAN Reader if she just came from Dubai her pockets just got bigger.
Wonder what she did for that change??

TalksTooMuch said...

I agree, you can't steal anyone and if gross Amare was sleeping with her, its him that get the side eye. She just gets a coupon for an eye appointment. Plus, how would anyone know any of that?? Shoe addiction?

PJJ said...

That's an insane amount of weave, Ciara has very short hair naturally.

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