Friday, August 16, 2013

Jace Robertson Gets Kicked Out Of Hotel - They Thought He Was Homeless

Apparently having the highest rated cable show in the history of cable television is not enough to keep you from getting kicked out of your own hotel. Jace Robertson was staying at a hotel in NYC with his family. They were all doing press for the upcoming season of the show. Jace was in the lobby when he asked where the restroom was. Instead of showing him where the restroom was, he was escorted out of the hotel and told not to come back and good luck. Yes, they thought he was homeless. Jace said it was facial profiling. Does the bear really make him look homeless? Are we that anti-beard now? Everyone who has a shaggy bard must be homeless? The hotel apologized and so far, Jace has not spilled the beans about which hotel it was so it must have been a very good apology.

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, someone got comped their rooms. That hotel knows they can't risk the bad press.

Seven of Eleven said...

Don't know who Jace Robertson is but I, for one, like a shaggy bard.

The Dude said...

Does the bear really make him look homeless?
Is "bear" new slang?

Carol said...

That's so funny. I can only imagine what was going through his mind. The way he delivers a line is hysterical. This will, not mentioning the hotel, be a good story for the show as has faces the camera.

Meanie Rhysie said...

It's so annoying when people judge me based on my bear! Free bears!

discoflux said...

One thing I learned waiting tables in Austin was treat everyone with the same kindness and respect. You never know what grungy looking person is the millionaire that's gonna give you $100 tip on a $15 check.

Or, in this case, the millionaire with the top rated reality show on cable whose bad press you don't want.

FSP said...

Make up your mind, Enties. Is it a bear, beard or bard?

discoflux said...

And it's Jase, not Jace.

Nemesis said...

Duck dynasty

discoflux said...

And holy shit - Facial profiling. lulz!!!!

Okay, that's really all.

Bear Beard Bard

Lizzie said...

I'm sitting here choking on my tea from laughing at your comments... Bear-Beard-Bard
When "Jase" finally got back to his room, his wife asked him where he'd been, he told her "he'd been kicked out of the hotel" I can just imagine the look on her face !! I hope they got it on film. Only this can happen to Jase.. LOLOL

DAMD Tech said...

maybe it was looks + smell that did it.

Now! said...

If he had been African-American, this would have become a huge public scandal, à la Oprah and her $40,000 purse.

Count Jerkula said...

One time I was staying at the Holiday Inn Express in Downtown Philly. Friday night my buddy and I get back to the hotel after hitting some bars and the door is locked. Someone comes to it, asks our room # and hits the button to unlock the door. Saturday night, same scenario, but the dude is asking to see the key card for the room and still gives us hassle afterwards, but eventually opens the door. I wanted to pummel the runt.

Instead, I sent a 5-6 paragraph complaint to Holiday Inn. The Saturday night hassle, the fact that they stuck us in a non smoking room when the reservation clearly stated smoking (this was back when they offered smoking), etc. They sent me a $50gift certificate for that hotel, which I put in an envelope and sent back to them, along with a note that if they offered a free weekend I wouldn't stay at their hotel. Now when I party in Philly I stay at the Sheraton Society Hill. They have friendly staff and nice rooms, although the valet parking is a lil pricey when you consider tips every in and out.

Fuck you Holiday Inn Express Philly. Fuck you where you breathe.

Lizzie said...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/15/duck-dynasty-star-kicked-out_n_3762941.html
Here's Jase telling what happened. LOL

sandybrook said...

I can only imagine what happens when ZZ Top is staying there.

ethorne said...

Homeless bears and shaggy bards WTF!

timebob said...

As a New Yorker I can't tell you how obonixious and snooty door men are.

This is almost as good as the lead singer from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers trying to go back to their hotel and got body slammed by the Rolling Stones security as they were coming out. Which he had just performed with.

skimpymist said...

I have a bear. Fozzie bear to be exact and I sleep with it every night.

FSP said...

@skimpy - Waka Waka Waka!

Pookie said...

i've only heard of this show in the tabs. i've no concept of what a duck dynasty is. i really need to watch more tv.

Anonymous said...

@Nutty_Flavor: your comment speaks volumes that I'm sure mean nothing to you, but gives insight into your thoughts of certain people.

Anonymous said...

Seven of: show me a clean shaven bard!

__-__=__ said...

Pookie - don't do it! There are some things you just don't want to know!!

Anonymous said...

I do have my own bear too. He's not gay, but he's big and hairy and sexy and grrrrrrrs! True story: partying with crew and members of band in VERY posh exclusive hotel. Fucking messy! Seriously, we were showing these American party animals how we do it here. Few lines on the toilets (younger, wilder days) and shots, back to this hotel. Decided to trapse downstairs at 5 am. For a smoke. Got lost. Couldn't find the room. Banging on doors. Calling out. Smeared mascara, torn hose, leopard print dress, by the time I went up & down elevator a few times I forgot the floor. Went to reception and these two Sloan ranger snobs wouldn't let me know the room number. I told them "Mr Bla Bla" had the room, that he was with *insert famous band name* party. She called the room, no answer. I'd left my mobile in the room. Slept in entrance on couch looking like a glorious mess (it was a bit Pretty Woman really) til the band and crew surfaced around 10am.

ajg74 said...

+1

Seven of Eleven said...

@Rach, he looks better shaggy.

Joanna said...

Pookie - Do yourself a favor and check the show out. It is the anti-Kardashians... a whole family of quirky, naturally funny people who work in the family business making duck calls, decoys and so on. Loving, supportive family. I love this show to bits! I can't even consider it a guilty pleasure because I don't the least bit guilty about watching it!

NomNom83 said...

"facial profiling"

Bwahahahahahaha!

I like the cut of his jib.

Anonymous said...

Seven ; beard or no, he looks better in anything pre-1999. The ugly gene his brother displays lay dormant until that time.

la pendeja said...

i can't believe i'm about to respond to the count, but your holiday inn express story really made me laugh.. i moved to philly in 99, and that year lived in dorms with 5 other girls.. there was one month when 3 of them (on separate occasions) called me in the middle of the night, drunk, and laughing, FROM you guessed it, the holiday inn express.. each called while the random they went there with was in the bathroom.. perhaps you were one of them..

also, i usually pay for my dad to stay at that sheraton when he comes to town, but clearly i need to rethink that :)

Pookie said...

hee! i've got @__-__=__ whispering in one ear, and @Joanna whispering in the other. ;) #whattodowhattodo

thx guys!

Carolyn said...

The facial profiling line is hysterical!

Sasha said...

He sounds awesome. Now this is a case of blatant discrimination and not perceived. I heard this was at the Trump Hotel.

ureallyannoyme said...

If it were really a good hotel they would've know who he was. He and his family should have fun staying for free in whatever 2nd tier chain didn't recognize him.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

"Bear" is some slang for gay people.

I totally agree with Nutty. Had he been not a cracker, the hotel would be fucked (if not burnt to ashes by animal/people), but he is and the hotel just has to make a half ass apology.

Lioness70 said...

I love Duck Dynasty. At least they came by their money and show honestly, instead of being peed on in a sex tape.

Watch it for Jase, Phil and Si. Willie can get full of himself sometimes, but he can still be funny and self-deprecating, unless these Real Housewife and Teen Mom twits.

auntliddy said...

To be objective, he does look homeless, and the homeless can do quite a number on a restroom, believe me, ive seen and smelled it! Wash clothes and hang them up, dry with handdryer, sponge baths - oh, its a scene!!

Anonymous said...

ok i gotta give this duck dynasty show a chance
i only caught half an episode and didnt understand the big deal

Sasha said...

The hotel was already paid for as they were doing media in NYC for Duck Dynasty. I'm sure it was a nice hotel. They were on Kelly and Michael.

Count Jerkula said...

@pendeja: nah, didn't score that time.

Very cool thing about the Sheraton: if you are there for a romantic evening, they have good size flat screens w/ HDMI inputs. You can plug your laptop in and watch porn together, or plug in your video camera and watch your own action. My former lady was quite intrigued by watching herself operate some vibes. It is squatting over a mirror for the digital age.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Count: There you go getting my hopes up again....

Count Jerkula said...

@lioness: what sextape involved pee? I do t know if I'm forgetting something or missed something.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Never did the golden shower. But I DID experience actual, real squirting the other night. Watery like pee, but clear and no smell. Never happened before. Did a ton of research and found out I'm in the lucky 3%.

Jenn said...

The facial profiling line made me lmao. The Robertsons don't stink, they bathe, unless it's hunting season, and then they stay in the woods.

sandybrook said...

@Count probably stayed at Holiday Inn because ECW was intown and Kimona Wanaleia was on the show :)

Lioness70 said...

Kim Kartrashian, supposedly.

Andy said...

It's all over the place. He was staying at the Trump Tower near Central Park. Jase has said no hard feeling and he hopes the person involved doesn't get into trouble.

Total contrast to Oprah's bitching.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sandybrook: Nah, Only time I saw the old ECW was at the Babe Ruth Field in Trenton, for their fanfest. It was Sandman's second to last show before bolting to WCW. He didn't sign autographs w/ the other guys, he stayed outside the fence and hung out with the fans.

When Sandman pulled into the venue, all the fans were standing in the driveway, wait to enter the field. He was followed in by Trenton cops. (You gotta be a mess for Trenton cops to notice you.) He had 1/2 a six pack of Bud on his passenger seat and an open can in his hand.

When all the fans noticed him, we all popped. Hearing the noise, the cops hit the gas and took off :)

Big Dick Dudley was driving a faded paint late 80's Camaro. Bubba Ray Dudley, now TNA world champ, was driving a shit box Ford Tempo. Dude is like 6'3, 300lbs. It looked like they had to butter him up to get him behind the wheel.

My Philly trip that weekend was just a controlled binge. ECW guys used to stay at some dumpy hotel in North East Philly, which is kinda redundant since North East Philly is kinda dumpy and should be avoided, unless you wanna pick up junkie hookers. If that is the case, use craigslist, don't just pluck em off the street.

yvettie said...

My bf has a beard and tattoos on his arms. We live in a nice area in a really nice building. Several times when he's gone to use our building's pool other residents complain about him because they would think he was homeless or just didn't live there. It makes me so angry how classless people can be.

yvettie said...

I love how right you are

PJJ said...

+1, I've never seen this person in my life.

PJJ said...

+1, I've never seen this person in my life.

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