Friday, August 16, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

I don't know how I missed this yesterday, but a mini Home Improvement reunion gets the top spot today.

Hilaria Baldwin is due to deliver this weekend.
Beyonce has changed her again.
A dress up day for Britney Spears.
Speaking of dressed up, Carmen Electra looks amazing.
Chrissy Teigen. Presumably she is not wearing underwear.
I have no idea if Chanel Iman is or isn't.
I have been getting a lot of requests for Matt McGorry so here you go.
Derek Jeter and his girlfriend make an appearance in the photos.

72 comments:

skimpymist said...

Yessss I want more JTT. my inner teeny bopper is drooling right now.

skimpymist said...

"Beyonce changed her again" lol is that slang or something. As a matter of fact I have a few agains I would like to change.

Rose said...

Carmen looks awful.

Unknown said...

Is Teigen underware comment a reveal for the blind the other day of the daughter grinding without undies?

ecua said...

Carmen Electra really needs to stop it with the slutty lace mini dresses. It ain't 1998 anymore, lady!

JTT seems like a nice guy. I hope he really is.

Beyonce again...yawwwwn.

Sylvia said...

BeYonCe looks stupid...

Unknown said...

I think Enty left out the word "wig" in the Beyonce caption.

Thank you for Matt McGorry!

Anonymous said...

Beyonce, you may fuck with your hair, but you'll never have a soul. It's outright fugly, and I've pulled the concave bob myself, but she looks like a wet dog. And yes, I'm on my rags and cranky as.

The Real Dragon said...

Yes MATTY.

Della said...

Beyonce looks like Tori Spelling.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

So, a grown man, a 'lawyer', walks into his 'law office', and hunkers down to write about Beiber, Lohan, all things Kardashian, Miley, and AMBER TAMBLYN. ENTY HAS A SIGNED RECEIPT. FROM A FED EX PACKAGE.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

HE'S ON THE INSIDE, PEOPLE. It's true. He drew up all the documents when my Granpa Joe died. Made sure everything was carried out.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

And then we looked at all the gossip sites and made up a whole truckload of shit about celebrities.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

And then we laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Del Riser said...

Now if Bey could just change Jay Z's face as easily.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

And it started getting all hot in the room, so I started to take off my clothes.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Enty told me he couldn't wait to fuck me, and started trying to rip his pants off.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

That took awhile--I eventually just did it for him.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

I really tried, but I just lost it. The tighty whities, the almost impossible to see package. Enty said he'd just gotten out of the pool.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

I should've known when I saw the size 5 shoes, but I just had to find out.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

So...in the end we just read all the comments from 'The Believers' on the site, and couldn't stop laughing until his 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass wouldn't start and we had to take the bus home. :(

Anonymous said...

Miss Mess, fuck these bigamy laws, say you'll be mine? Marry me?

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

You have no idea how long I've waited to hear those words. I hoped, I dreamed, I creamed. We are a match made in heaven, Beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I'll have to tidy up my pubis. It's a little bit of a pube fro at the moment. Handy if you wanna floss after you've gone down on me, but quite unkempt. I can however, find a G spot like a fat person tracking down a buffet, and I don't care if you squirt in my face. As long as you don't object to me sending you iPhone pics of my anal sculpting, we're all good.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

If my husband saw this little exchange, he'd be buying you a ring and putting me on a flight RIGHT NOW, and PRAYING we'd let him be an active viewer.

Anonymous said...

Little Miss: well you know I like to document any exchange of fluids. I'm also awesome at varting. I can squeeze farts outta my cooch like no ones business. I may be vegan, but I'll eat fish (if you get my drift).

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Oh, I GET it, Rach! Is your man down for a little foursome? And if we can get Count in on it--CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE THE SLURPFEST??? Count! SAY YOU'LL CUM WITH US!!!

Julie said...

that kid from home improvement has a gigantic head!

Anonymous said...

It's my party and I'll cum if I want to. I'm noisy. My neighbors will attest, but I'm never a dud root. Lets get this ON! I just had a manicure so I won't be finger banging, but I have a tongue, will travel.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

RACH! Our squirtshake will bring ALL the boys to the front yard. Julie, how would you know? Please tell me you fucked and sucked him until he cried for mercy. And then share the juicy (lolz) details. xoxo

NaughtyNurse said...

Hilaria looks like she's a good week away from a natural delivery--baby is too high still.

Beyonce looks like she is desperately trying to be Rihanna.

Yes, Enty. Carmen looks amazing for an overpriced hooker.

Ivana Hump said...

Why would alec ever want another 'thoughtless pig'?

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

I have a pig.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Pigs are highly intelligent.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

I'll be having a delicious plate of pet pig breakfast bacon tomorrow.

Erik said...

Carmen

Chrissy

Brit Brit

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Next time I'm in the randoms, I'll let you know Count.

audrey said...

Hilaria isn't going to have that baby this weekend. And wow what a freakishly large head!

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Audrey: Please don't rehash the brilliant insights that others have already shared. Read the fucking comments first. Stop wasting everyone's time.

Unknown said...

Hey, raunch-around....you need to STFU & be confined to the Penal Colony you need to be in. Sick of your ugly face & posts. You are a sick person....fist your self...cunt

Anonymous said...

It always makes me think of banjo music, Ned Beatty and gastric reflux, so I avoid pigs unless they're part of the sex show. And by sex show, I mean a public display of having sex.

lutefisk said...

Does Beyonce even look in a mirror? I wonder if she did some tweaking to her face and is using the hair as a distraction.

Anonymous said...

Mona. HYPOCRITE! First, you say I'm ugly, but in reality I'm actually quite cute & pretty in a gamine way.
Secondly, you said "penal". Tee hee!
Thirdly, you calle sick, presumedly due to my almost Tourette like manner of verbal expletives, and yet, you call me a "cunt". Which I must say, makes me kinda feel some kinship with you. Because you are a huge, gaping, dried up, neglected, scabby, lice infested, male deflecting, never popped tunnel cunted SOW! Mwah!

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

You just take them pants right off!

Anonymous said...

Hang on everyone. I'm just crying into my sex doll whilst rubbing one out thinking of "Mona".

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Mona: why does Rach get all your attention?!? Am I not disgusting and worthy of a "STFU"? Whatever you say to Rach bounces off her and sticks to me. And then she sucks it off, and we lube it up and throw it back at you and then you probably use it to jack off. You're just a big ol' pillow biting, lonely, bitter monsterbator. We still love you. xoxo

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Mona's just waiting for an invitation to join our special club. Unfortunately, she lacks the social skills and self confidence to come right out and say it. Fear of rejection and a lifetime of loneliness have made her unable to trust and take risks. I think our mission is clear. We must shower her with our special sauce and let her know that we won't reject her.

Count Jerkula said...

Errands and a nap. Lets get this did.

Brit

Teigan

Jeter's new cock socket

Unknown said...

Derek Jeter is even hotter in person! He came into Ciccio & Tony's in Tampa a couple years ago while I was having lunch with some friends. He and his buddies were at the next booth from where I was seated. We locked eyes a few times and I smiled at him and left. He seemed like a nice guy. :-)

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Count: What would the story be if you, I , and Rach had a night to remember? This thread is getting pedestrian. You already know our stats. Tell me a bedtime story.

Anonymous said...

Miss mess: I'm thinking....scented candles, I'm thinking, mood music to the styling a of a Mr Leo Sayer. Rose petals, vibrating bed, black satin sheets, a vat of lube for an *ahem* post menopausal spinster hymen intact minge. And a big. Black. Life size. And Andre the Giant to scale, life size, rubber fist. I'll bring the sparkling Fruity Lexia fine wine for $8.99 a 2 litre box, the amyl and a strong constitution. And Miss Mess, you'll have to sit this one out, and watch.

Anonymous said...

Watch Mona MOAN and succumb to my cuntish penal charms.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

It will be my absolute pleasure. How you spoil me, Rach! Can we play LOA instead, though? The beats sync with my Silver Bullet:

When I think about love
Don't think about bright moons
twinkling stars
red wine
silent whispers
holding hands
secret love letters
candle lights
red roses
wedding bells
moonlight serenades
warm summer nights
I'm thinking about pure sex, deep sex, hard sex, rough sex

Anonymous said...

I got wet when Count said "cock socket". It's what my uncle Brian used to say to me when we'd sit on the rocking chair, and he'd give me a lolly and touch my no no places. Cunt gave me diabetes! Worst thing? He developed dementia later in life, so when he'd fiddle with me, he'd forget what he was doing half way through, and I had to finish off myself.

Anonymous said...

Is there any other kind but rough? I feel cheated, if after gasm, I don't get donkey punched and called a dirty clunge scrape.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

HATE it when that happens! You put in all the time, energy, really hone your craft...And then, the "Sorry, I'm crazy" cop out. Oughta be a crime.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Yep, Rach. If I'm not chugging Tylenol in the morning, I can't look at myself in the mirror. At least my guy is skilled enough to know how to do it without leaving any marks.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Mona, baby, I'm sorry. I know it was Lily Allen penned this, but this is straight from the heart oft bottom, to you. Nothing encapsulates our relationship more aptly than this:

Oh she treats me with respect
SHe says he loves me all the time
She calls me 15 times a day
She likes to make sure that I'm fine
You know I've never met a gal
who's made me feel quite so secure
She's not like all them other hags
They're all so dumb and immature
There's just one thing
that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed
you're just no good
Its such a shame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
and its apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
Oh I lie here
in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty
damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head
Then I remember
all the nice things
that you ever said to me
Maybe I'm just overreacting
maybe you're the one for me
There's just one thing
that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed
you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
and it's apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
There's just one thing
that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed
you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
and its apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take

Unknown said...

@Reach I leave when you are around. Seems like others do too

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AcpcoVlcCH8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAcpcoVlcCH8

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Just don't get any ideas, Vic. She's all mine.

Georgia Girl said...

I have been gone for a year, but with the likes of Miss Mess and Rach, I wonder why anyone is still around. Go to Hef's page and stop hijacking Enty's with your perverse drivel.

SophiaB said...

I think they amuse themselves enough that they never will depart. They aren't nearly as funny as they think they are... boo!! Lost cause. :!

I came on board about six months ago because the group was close and hilarious and sweet. Only a few of the regular posters still show up and mostly it is a ragfest on how bad the posts themselves are, or how stinking bad the exchanges underneath have gotten. Just boooooo!

So sorry. It was funny and beautiful once but I think the latest Envy is just so off that it isn't possible to rebuild the halcyon days of yore. Blessings....

Seven of Eleven said...

@SophiaB, couldn't agree more on everything you said.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Carmen has the saddest eyes.

Unknown said...

Yeah, raunchy-thanks for turning this web site, to a porn site. You & count jerk-off are scum. Die, already----both of you.

Unknown said...

Fuck U raunchy...u should be in the Penal Colony that your people came from...you are one nasty bitch/bastard.

Unknown said...

No, bitch----you're a barn-yard bitch/bastard. I don't give a fuck about you---but this website used to be my favorite, then you (fugly face), & count jerkula, fucked it up, with your graphic porn
...humans & animals..& think it's funny. Hope u both burn in HELL.



Unknown said...

Bubb--bye...
Aussie down under------die alredy

Unknown said...

Oh, god--I hope your bitch/bastard shoves your bloody cunt-mess down your throut. Ugly barn-yard bitch.

Unknown said...

Hey, raunce around : could you find you're selves (count jerk himself off) find your own website, so you can share your kitten "fisting and anal sex), & keep it to your selves?
You assholes need to die.



DocP said...

I'm too late to the party, but I totally agree.

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