December 14, 2012
"Want to know the real reason we split? Missionary for month after month gets really old. Oh, and the screaming if her hand made contact with my p**is. She probably would have gone into shock if I asked her to use her mouth." A+ all movie actor discussing his former girlfriend who is an A list all movie actress.
Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow
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47 comments:
Gweyneth Paltrow is all movie and A-List? :S
Easy easy, and also hilarious.
Get an "organic" sticker for your dick. Then she might...
Awesome
I guess her talking about blowjobs recently was either false, or she has changed.....
Funny....
Not surprising at all. She looks like the definition of frigid.
I'd be screaming if my hand made contact with his penis, just in a very different way :D
Not surprising at all. Maybe marrying a musician has changed her but she still looks frigid.
LOL! Ewww! Penises are soo gross!
See now this is what I never understand - if the sex was that bad why would Pitt bother with her then for more than a week or two. Using her at the time to get PR? Now a man who had powers of persuasion could cure that frigidity but it doesn't take long to figure out this person is a headcase you can't help.
Why would any man put up with that but especially men who've done it all and then some, unless they are just using her.
What then, in her eyes, makes her marriage material? I know sex isn't everything, but not blowing your hubby and acting like u r allergic to dick?!?!?
Just wow....
Perhaps she's the type that doesn't go all out sexually if there is no promise of a long term arrangement, ie RING. If that is the case then I can't b too mad with her. A girl shouldn't leave pieces of herself all over southern California.
Doesn't anyone remember the scandal over those pics of them hanging out together naked? I'm skeptical someone that rigid would be so comfortable with her body and someone else's. im no fan of Gwynths, but sorry, I don't believe this BI.
Maybe he should have showered more often and gone into her bed straight not zonked. But she sux anyway.
@J Sara - ha ha ha!
Sly five
Whats the deal about him spilling things about his exes? Kinda makes him look rather douchey.
Good scoop, but still very douchey
@sandybrook Apparently she doesn't
If she's so bad then why'd Pitt and affleck both get engaged to her. Says more about those losers than her.
And noone deserves to get cheated on, like some here suggested after the reveal of affleck and britney. PR or no PR, gtfo!
Hang on...I thought they split up because he caught her giving head to some director? Didn't she say she thought that was how things worked in Hollywood? (Which it obviously does...)
If it was so boring, why did he ask her to marry him? They were together for years. I don't buy this.
Cee Kay - maybe it was an audition and he asked her to look 'shocked' and that was the only way she could get that look.
apparently she has no problem touching Jay-Z's thang though.
Why even bring it up?? Just assholes being assholes..
@J Sara, HA!
In other news: Charlie Hunnam is Christian Grey
@Christina lol
Noooo, not Charlie! My brain wants him all sons of anarchy all the time. Jax is NOT meant for douchey fake sexy material!
LMAO @Christina, best comment ever!
Maybe GOOP likes organic cheeses, not made organically from Pitt-Stank's crank?
I think I just defended GP. Need a nap.
:)
A Golden statue kind of gets you A list...
Bah! Lol
I don't believe this blind item : remember their naked holidays together or the blind item on him under her dress in her trailer during the filming or the rumor that she cheated him with Viggo Mortensen during a filming and it's why they broke
I remember those photos, goop actually had pubic hair and Brad - well lets hope it was a grower
I also don't believe this. The one's that seem frigid are the animals in bed!
Maybe it's not all peens, just his. He looked GUUUD when Gwenie had him. But if he didn't float her boat.....This BI doesn't surprise me. Reading that she was a freak would surprise me.
That's so sad. What happens to people that make them this way about something as natural as sex?!?!?!
At the time the gossips said SHE dumped HIM for an obvious reason--too big a gap in their educational/cultural backgrounds. She's very well educated and spent her childhood in NYC and watching her mother perform Shakespeare while he...went to high school in Missouri. The gossips also talked about efforts to fix him up afterward with Jennifer Aniston, also recently dumped by a fiance. The efforts were reported before the pair was seen together as I recall, and he was resisting. But ultimately they did the rebound thing, although Jennifer lacked Gwinnie's classy pedigree. Not a grand passion for him at least, and we all know how that ended up.
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
No wonder Brad is so gaga about Jolie. He is lucky to not have frostbite on his p^$%s after Aniston and Paltrow.
It takes a lot of class to spill this much dirt about your exes. I think it's time for the ladies to start leaking a few tidbits to the press.
I'm unable to scream when I touch a penis : my mouth is full! Strike that shaft girls, make it last, the head's off limits!
I get bored w missionary in a single session, let alone months. Goopy is the epitome of white girl boring.
Stroke rather!
*kisses for Di*
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@Christina - it would also have to be zero calorie.
In her defense, he is supposed to be a filthy, stinky guy. Who would want his smegma coated stink stick in their mouth?!
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