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Blind Items Revealed

March 19, 2014

One minute she was standing and the next minute she was on the ground. This former B list reality star from an A list cable reality show that thankfully ended its run awhile ago still makes a living as a celebrity. She is a failed actress and reality star but one hell of a drinker. A waiter says that our celebrity was starting in on her fourth bottle of wine when she suddenly stood up from the table and then crashed to the ground. Until that point she had been fine during the two hour dinner. Her boyfriend helped her up. He had to use her credit card to pay. Nice.

Audrina Patridge

19 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

VIP FTW

T. E. Cuz said...

She's probably too starved to handle all that alcohol.

FSP said...

...and a Patridge in a pear tree

Lady Heisenberg said...

@FSP more like under a pear tree, according to this blind. I hope ole Cieling Eyes has a good grass stain remover

Annie Hall said...

Huh, I wonder where she gets it from.

"Happy America! We're all America. Hoo yeah."

Lady Heisenberg said...

Holy shit I cannot even begin trying to comprehend Ms. Slurry McShitwrecked crouching over like a whacked out Olsen troll

Brenda L said...

Her eyes didn't even have to roll up to the ceiling...they were already there.

Sherry said...

And who hasn't had this problem?

Thanks for the mom reminder..Hilarious!

clearly4you said...

That's happened to me before, one minute I'm fine, the next I can't walk without assistance. Luckily those have been rare occasions. Usually shots people buy me are involved.

teresa crane said...

LOL!! I would have loved to see this

bellaluna said...

My oldest used to sing it "And an ostrich in a pear tree."

Thus it has been for over 20 years now.

Essie said...

Audrina has a show in syndication where she travels around the country eating and drinking and talking about food and she does interesting things. She's terrible. I can barely understand what she's saying. The show is called 1st Look, I think.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

Audrina seems sweet. Dumb, but sweet.

texas rose said...

When you always have a vacant look on your face all the time it is hard to see you are getting very drunk. Gravity is a better measure than facial expression.

Bbbeeewww said...

4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.

Bbbeeewww said...

4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.

Bbbeeewww said...

4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.

Bbbeeewww said...

4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Come on. Who hasn't been sitting around drinking bottle after bottle and then attempted to stand?

Also, I have no idea who this is.

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