Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 3, 2017

It has been almost a year, but this married foreign born permanent A list celebrity only works out at a gym when one specific woman is there. If she is not there he does not show up.

David Beckham

11 comments:

James said...

If she doesn't show up how does he know when to show up/not show up does he call ahead and ask if x is in today

Tee Dee said...

Beware David 'cause the chick might have a dick.

longtimereader said...

I bet she looks like a younger version of his wife.

Ay said...

He might like that.

Bend It Like Beckham said...

Once a man has ruined wifey-vag with baby making, they crave tight gym-vag. True story

mockmuhwords said...

@Bend

duh. true story is called science.

Bend It Like Beckham said...

Doh! Sense of humor bypass.

www.menshealth.com/sex-women/vagina-urban-myths

Allie said...

Sorry boys. Girls can get a surgery to tighten and make the "after baby vag" perfect again. Probably better looking than before. Don't think Victoria hasn't done it. She's vain. Simply put, no matter how hot the female is, a guy will grow tired of fucking her.

Sd auntie said...

Well, i look for my X's car prior to entering the gym. Just saying... wishe Becks went to my gym.. time would fly...

Shortie said...

C-sections do not change the tightness. A scar, yes, but just as tight as always were.
One good thing about a c-section.

george clooney clone said...

ok just to balance this out ............
lets talk about the saggyness of the ball sacs!

ps a womans vagina is made to give birth and then retract
as men get older the penis tends to retract.....hiding under the man pregnancy....into the pubic hair....

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