Friday, September 07, 2018

Blind Item #11

Apparently this former A+ list reality star all of you know and does not much of anything now crossed a line this past weekend. The always hated star was wasted and told a bunch of people how small her boyfriend's manhood is. He was right there. She always tries to find a way to get them to break up.

36 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Paris Hilton

cheesegrater15 said...

Parisite

sandybrook said...

*waves to Paris*

andrea said...

He will regret getting her name tattooed on him.

Unknown said...

Is Paris A+?

Brayson87 said...

Well she's seen enough of them to know, too bad she couldn't spot the ones with herpes.

yepthatsme said...

She should have just asked him to stop being poor!

Jon said...

It probably just seems small to her gaping, overused pussy.

Little Miss Sunshine said...

Dear Entry! Stop trying to project your hate on everyone. Lot of people like Paris. She may have a lot of reasons to look stupid and spoilt, but at least she is funny. Save the "always hated" title for Kim Kardashian.

andrea said...

Is that you, Paris?

rosie riveter said...

Thats what all small men say

rosie riveter said...

Dear Little Miss Sunshine. Stop trying to pretend this isnt a gossip site

Mrs Meat said...

Well that's just mean and bad manners. If Mr Meat made public reference to my gaping Wizard's Sleeve he'd be in for a world of pain.

Some ladies don't like a large wang. Not me, obviously. Pornstar cock all the way.

But she could just pass him on to someone who doesn't make him feel like a maggot dangling over a dustbin.

Lurky McLurkster said...

I don't hate Paris

Shaddup Mimsey said...

Paris is a piece of shit animal killer.

Village Guru said...

Maybe he does have a small organ, but I'll bet he never expected to have to play it in a goddamn cathedral.

Little Miss Sunshine said...

How easily herd of cattle are led made me be believe this is the Prairies.

OB said...

@Village love this! Brilliant!!!

Viking Song said...

Very obvious that Jon very rarely, if ever, gets laid. The same prick that thinks it's OK to masturbate in front of female co-workers or, as Jon refers to them, "slags."


Jon said...

Don't you have an Indigo Girls concert to go to or something? No need to address me in comments if you're going to be vulgar. Show some class.

Fred84 said...

Cheis Zylka's manhood is NOT small, he showed it off on "The Leftovers" and it looked above average to me.

BlissBoo said...

@Fred84, remember who we're talking about, its Paris, LOL.

Oh Paris...well, I guess its the countdown now until we hear of their breakup and then she'll use all the PR for that. Then in a week she'll be in love again "with THE ONE" like she ALWAYS says.

We don't have to look at that vulgar ring anymore. Chris will hopefully escape with some dignity intact.

Brayson87 said...

He needs to sick Theroux on that b!tch, Justin would git it, git it boy!

cheesegrater15 said...

He'll regret the three different strains of herpes she's given him.

rosie riveter said...

Thats right Viking Song. Its: "rarely, if ever, *makes love*
and "the same *tiny penis* who thinks its ok to masturbate..."
jeesh. Get it right.
Be sure to get your reply in soon- Jon has a 6pm bible study to attend. Its the good ole standby
"Adam&Eve NOT Adam&Steve: a study in heterosexual superiority"

cc423 said...

I would think she had lost all feeling down there by now...

Adrastia said...

Sunshine-tan, you're trolling right? Please tell me that's a joke. She's famous for being famous. Her job is being a celebrity even though she hadn't done anything to earn it. She just happened to be a Hilton.

She was a proto-Kartrashian and I don't think she's even relevant anymore save for reality disaster nostalgia.

Brian said...

Considering how lazy her oral skills were in her sex tape, I would think smaller would be a plus, she could work on more than just the tip.

parissucksliterally said...

I agree with the poster who said she is a piece of shit animal killer.

She is also racist and a fucking snob.

This wedding won't happen. He is a nobody. I am surprised she kept him this long.

BigBen10 said...

Then buy a decent sized strap-on and stop bothering us and other people with your mess.

Charity Channing said...

Paris has a vibe about her that is unfortunate. But as someone else pointed out, she's funny. I don't hate her. She's ever so slightly different and that is not a crime.

JL said...

Doesn't Paris have a business empire and DJ?

Depeche Model said...

I don't hate her but she's funny??? How so?

She has never said anything remotely funny as far as I can remember. She's a knob with a put-on baby voice who still thinks it's 2002. If anything, she's sad.

Susannah Leigh Murray said...

I know you all want this to be Paris and the blind fits until the word ‘boyfriend’ is mentioned. If it were PH they’d be saying fiancé

Kiki Jones said...

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

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