Thursday, April 11, 2019

Blind Item #11

This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress got a breast lift and a one size increase for her soon to be husband. The actress said last night that since her highly publicized divorce was finalized, she feels like the clouds have parted.

25 comments:

sandybrook said...

Jen Garner but I wouldn't say mostly movie but mostly commercial actress

timebob said...

What's in your wallet Sandy?

LooLooEasy said...

The soon-to-be husband hasn't been seen in more than a month. Meanwhile, Jen is busy taking vacations with Ben. Hmmmm.

Drewholtaus said...

Lol she hasnt carried a picture since daredevil

yepthatsme said...

But who paid for it? Whoever paid should get to enjoy them, be it Ben or soon to be hubby!

sandybrook said...

Not a Capital One credit card for sure timebob

Drewholtaus said...

Shes gotta keep up with the nanny! Jg is not gonna make that mistake again

DejaBlue said...

It could be read like HE got the enlargement LOL

J said...

Get back to me when she has a brain implant.

Vita said...

The boob talk mixed with the clouds parting made me think of those old Cross Your Heart "lift and separate" bra commercials!

Sarton Bander said...

"lift and separate" I get slapped 50% of the time i do that

Malcivus said...

I understand implants, but how does a "breast lift" work?
Do they yank down the skin on your back?

Huckleberry said...

Lol Sarton!
Actually 50% seems like you're doing pretty well.

Pearl said...

@Mal, a lift involves removing excess skin and fat from the breast area and then tightening the surrounding skin (back is rarely involved). Implant + lift is cheaper than two separate surgeries and the healing time is shorter.

Enty obviously does not like JG at all, though, so next up will be a nose job, eye lifts, and tummy tuck to keep the new man happy.

Vita said...

Sarton-- you're on a roll today!😂

Brayson87 said...

Oh so a breast lift makes them perkier, don't see anything wrong with that. Perhaps she was concerned she was getting sloppy cans like how guys' nuts hang lower as they geeze.

Substance D said...

I know I'd want my fiance' to get Frankentits because marrying a pair of fake tits is what LTR's are all about. Celebutards- What would we do without them?

Colonel Blake said...

Substance: I think I like you.

Minxxy said...

Jenna Dewan?

GentleBreeze said...

Vita, haha I remember those ads. 'It lifts...and separates!'

hunter said...

Let's be clear on the procedure for BREAST LIFT SURGERY:

1. they remove the nipple
2. they remove a wedge-shaped chunk of flesh from beneath the nipple to the inframmary fold.
3. new nipple area is cut slightly above where the previous one had sat
4. nipple is reattached
5. wedge section is sewn together, making a snugger breast with a higher, perkier point
6. implants are often used to augment the above.

Why doesn't anyone ever mention the scarring?

This is not a minor surgery. It is very similar to a breast reduction.

hunter said...

For the record:

Some celebs have been rumored to get a breast lift without external cutting.

This would only work for a very modest (small) breast to start with.

luckythewondercat said...

MacKenzie Bezos?

PghGirl said...

Omg Hahahahaha.

MissHanigan said...

Same

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