Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Blind Item #13

A new eyelash line brought to you by an A- list celebrity is nothing more than a money laundering vehicle for the people behind the line. Our celebrity gets a big fee for being the face of the line and probably has no idea that the company will show losses of tens of millions of dollars for the foreseeable future.

21 comments:

Unknown said...

Jordyn Woods?

Tricia13 said...

Kylie?

kfitz said...

jordy

sandybrook said...

Everybody is laundering money these days on this site, just like every suicide or death is a murder.

kfitz said...

but shes working with eyelure.

Rachel said...

I really hope jordyn isn't consider A-!!!

sandybrook said...

Jordyn must have failed at yachting to take a lower paying job.

yepthatsme said...

Cmon you guys, stop nitpicking on Enty! He has to complete his quota of 13 a day, and he is done for the day! All hail Mothership DM Celebrity pages for today's blinds!

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MountainMama said...

Holy shit no way would Jordan be rated A-. I mean with that rating system Chuna would have to be A++. My word please get these ratings under control.

hunter said...

Hey there FKA Amazing - I had to find a quote about having [good] judgement earlier and I thought of you.

I found one, said good judgement comes from experience. Truth.

Astra Worthington said...

So they’re not really trying to be an eyelash mogul? Awww 😢

Brayson87 said...

Does money laundering increase with an improving economy?

Flashy Vic said...

Hey have we had a Musk blind today?

I'm jonesin' for some tittle tattle about the souless dead eyes of our fave C.Elon.O.

Heather said...

LISA RINNA'S DAUGHTER? There was some new line she posted last night. I truly hope not, I freaking love Rinna and her hustle.

Brayson87 said...

@Flashy, this isn't him, but your comment reminded me:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-eyed_children

Substance D said...

Every suicide or death is fake, not murder. Personally, I would like to see more deaths by misadventure.

Flashy Vic said...

@Brayson.

He's definitely not of this earth whatever he is. Fishpeople from a sea planet is my guess.🐟

tinydancer61 said...

@Heather Rinna has pimped her kids out. It's sickening. The younger one doesn't want to be a model...she's been forced.

Guest777 said...

Why all the shade on elon? Is it just me, that thinks Zuckerberg is like the very definition of "uncanny valley"?

C’est Vrai said...

First of all what are some of y’all smokin when you’re suggesting Jordyn Woods is anywhere near A list anything. She probably even gives a D list blowie. So put the pipe down. Just because Enty reads about it in the daily mail doesn’t make it true. No beauty company would pay that skank 7 figures for faux eyelashes especially considering they have been at bargain basement prices on amazon, Marshall’s, ultra ever since the scandal came out.

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