Blind Item #13
A new eyelash line brought to you by an A- list celebrity is nothing more than a money laundering vehicle for the people behind the line. Our celebrity gets a big fee for being the face of the line and probably has no idea that the company will show losses of tens of millions of dollars for the foreseeable future.
Jordyn Woods?
ReplyDeleteKylie?
ReplyDeletejordy
ReplyDeleteEverybody is laundering money these days on this site, just like every suicide or death is a murder.
ReplyDeletebut shes working with eyelure.
ReplyDeleteI really hope jordyn isn't consider A-!!!
ReplyDeleteJordyn must have failed at yachting to take a lower paying job.
ReplyDeleteCmon you guys, stop nitpicking on Enty! He has to complete his quota of 13 a day, and he is done for the day! All hail Mothership DM Celebrity pages for today's blinds!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit no way would Jordan be rated A-. I mean with that rating system Chuna would have to be A++. My word please get these ratings under control.
ReplyDeleteHey there FKA Amazing - I had to find a quote about having [good] judgement earlier and I thought of you.
ReplyDeleteI found one, said good judgement comes from experience. Truth.
So they’re not really trying to be an eyelash mogul? Awww 😢
ReplyDeleteDoes money laundering increase with an improving economy?
ReplyDeleteHey have we had a Musk blind today?
ReplyDeleteI'm jonesin' for some tittle tattle about the souless dead eyes of our fave C.Elon.O.
LISA RINNA'S DAUGHTER? There was some new line she posted last night. I truly hope not, I freaking love Rinna and her hustle.
ReplyDelete@Flashy, this isn't him, but your comment reminded me:
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-eyed_children
Every suicide or death is fake, not murder. Personally, I would like to see more deaths by misadventure.
ReplyDelete@Brayson.
ReplyDeleteHe's definitely not of this earth whatever he is. Fishpeople from a sea planet is my guess.🐟
Why all the shade on elon? Is it just me, that thinks Zuckerberg is like the very definition of "uncanny valley"?
ReplyDeleteFirst of all what are some of y’all smokin when you’re suggesting Jordyn Woods is anywhere near A list anything. She probably even gives a D list blowie. So put the pipe down. Just because Enty reads about it in the daily mail doesn’t make it true. No beauty company would pay that skank 7 figures for faux eyelashes especially considering they have been at bargain basement prices on amazon, Marshall’s, ultra ever since the scandal came out.
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