Tuesday, August 06, 2019

Today's Blind Items - The Sister Wives

A couple of years ago this celebrity who most of you know was talking with an actor/director who is probably B list but all of you know him. Our celebrity was talking about appearing in a film being made by the B lister. They had a couple of meetings and at one of those meetings, a male relative of the actor/director joined in as well as a female relative of the celebrity. While the director and celebrity talked about the film, the two relatives got to talking and hit it off and went out that night. They continued to go out almost every night for a couple of months. It was at that point, the female relative had a talk with the male relative who also happens to be a B list actor. The female relative, who we will call B explained that she had been a sister wife and moved out to LA to start a new life. She didn't want to be one of twenty wives. The actor said he was fine with what had been in the past and they continued to date. About a month after their talk, B explained to our actor that one of her sister wives had also left the same husband they had both been married to and was now living with B. A few more months pass and our actor and B are getting serious and talking about marriage. The thing is though, B didn't want to leave her former sister wife so told our actor that B and her former sister wife were a package deal and would the actor be interested in "marrying" both B and her sister wife. A year after that which is the present day, our actor lives with both of them and apparently alternates nights sleeping with them. 

49 comments:

BitterBlondin said...

Well, then. Good for him.

Tricia13 said...

Peter Berg/Cassie?

Count Jerkula said...

Gotta keep sister wives in separate houses, so their periods dont sync. If not, ya gotta get em spayed.

sandybrook said...
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DavidHowesCREBroker said...

At least they are willing to share!

=)

Okay, my bad.

Personally, I could never have two wives, two girlfriends, or two whatever.
One is enough for me!

But, prompts to the happy triplex!

May they have wedded bliss for eternity!

Remylang said...

Its called a throuple...the gays do it all the time

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Tricia13 said...

She was in his film
“Wonderland” yet to be released

sandybrook said...

Keith Carradine and Michael Bowen?

MelRose said...

Disgusting. Stop normalizing sharia in the US.

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Sea Hag said...

Oh, Count, you are so practical.

MultiMary1011 said...

I like your warped sense of humor, Count.

cc423 said...

No Remylang... we do not do this all the time. I literally know thousands of gay men and women and not one of them is in a multiple relationship.

Huckleberry said...

The alternating sleeping with them is really the only reason this appeals to us guys. The rest of this arrangement would be a nightmare.

VikingSong said...

What you actually meant, @MultiMary1011, is that you like Jerkula's tediously formulaic, misogynistic sense of "humour."

Pip said...

Ken Wahl went one better, actual sisters.

MissDavie said...

I have been out as gay for decades and I have never once heard of a throuple. Many threeways but not as a permanent arrangement.
This is a Mormon and Muslim thing. Most Western Christian or Jewish men would not want it.

MissDavie said...

I like Jerkula. I'm supposed to be offended I know but I'm not.

haydnhorse said...

MelRose. This may be Mormonism, as opposed to Sharia

Rosie riveter said...


I mean,Thousands? Impossible they're all monogamous and some are not practicing open relationships and non-monogamy. It happens, and yes in the gay community.
Jeesh. Any self respecting gay reads Savage Love and knows this

Low Key said...

If they're all happy with it, then good for them.

pnkrkgrl said...

I like you, VikingSong.

Lucky13 said...

I like how MelRose called this disgusting and labelled it as Sharia law, especially when it's mostly Mormons who are known to do this.

veee said...

@MelRose - this isn't sharia this is Mormon... please keep it thank you.

Mrs Libnish said...

Yes VikingSong, that's what she meant. I'll answer for her because I can read legibly typed English.

+100 Count J. - that's a true story! The cycle is strong though, I would sync with my BFF and we didn't live together. We were a combined nightmare.

Count Jerkula said...

Fellatio/analingus combo on the reg is more appealing than swapping out cooters.

Lisa said...

No it's not Mormon guys. Not the real Mormon church, it is that off shoot RLDS or whatever it's called. Come on.

JL said...

I thought the punchline was gonna be that the “sisters” were into each other and it became a threesome. Mormon sister of a celebrity: Nominate Glenn Beck as the celebrity.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

From one of twenty wives, to one of two wives. In The Bachelor parlance, that's like going directly from season premier to Before the Final Rose episode.

OKay said...

@Viking Nope, sorry, I'm a woman and I find Count to be HILARIOUS.

TruRes said...

Guys, guessed please? I'm useless and need your input.

Melvin The Reanimated said...

Fred and Ben Savage.

Sd Auntie said...

Lol @Melvin. Donny Osmond gets my vote. just kudding

bdm said...

That’s going to be one hell of an episode of “Maury”

Scout said...

Confirmed, Count is a woman.
No man knows that shit.

Melvin The Reanimated said...

Another guess: John and Nicholas Turturro?

Lisa said...

LOL @Scout. I find Count even more hilarious now.

Samantha the 1st said...

It's hard for people to break out of cults entirely.

People who flee FLDS often have a hard time adjusting. Imagine all the differences in the two worlds.

Count Jerkula said...

In order to hunt yer prey, you have to know yer pray, Scout.

amused formerly disgusted said...

They are all named B, so I don't know what the hell is going on.

James Howlett said...

Isn't the lunar cycle just a theory? I know in some of the insane asylums they end up synching. But there are also men who get tampons to wear in their butts for a week and your tax dollars pay for it. Oh the joys.

James Howlett said...

Nick is a bragging type. Would have heard it on a podcast by now, him and Rappaport are close.

Samantha the 1st said...

Scout - everyone knows that women's periods sync.

Samantha the 1st said...

James Howlett - I dunno about "lunar cycle," I'm not sure what causes it. Maybe hormones in the air.

There's a lot about the human body that's poorly understood.

sandy2319 said...

It is fundementalist Mormons and Sharia that both do it. Damn some people are ignorant.

orangesoda said...

Yeah mostly Mormons are known for this IN THE US. It's EVERYWHERE in muslim countries. This isn't Sharia but lets not pretend that our bomb-happy friends get out-played by a few million Mormons in the multiple wife/disrespecting women department.

Anonymous said...

Enough with the arguing about religion and polygamy, does anyone have any solid guesses as to who these people might be?

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