Wednesday, March 04, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 22, 2020

Ticket sales were abysmal for the three named ingenue which is why she bailed on a tour. She was singing just fine late last week.

Lana Del Rey

14 comments:

Freed Weave said...

she can go back to licking Mark Zuckerbitches' a$$

Brayson87 said...

Maybe she got tired of people calling her "Weinstein's Whore" from the audience.

sandybrook said...

at least you use "alliterative" right and are rightfully proud you learned a new word last year. Now learn to use "ingenue" right or fucking drop it from your vocabulary.

longtimereader said...

Shame, I kinda liked her last album, the problem is always the ego of the artist. Just book venues you know you can sell then upgrade/add more dates if there is the demand.

Badsaw said...

Hey when someone’s album that is supposedly amazing according to the review websites yet the single is a terrible cover of a sublime song something ain’t right.

Olive Iyes said...

She and her fake nose sucked anyways, right? Yes I think I’m correct.

MrMister said...

She got it on with Harvey, LOL.

Brayson87 said...

+1 Badsaw, Pretty typical for one of "Harvey's girls" but guess it's easier to fake talent with actresses than with musicians. And yes that cover is abysmal.

@MrMister, She didn't just get it on, she wrote him a love song 😅

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/lana-del-rey-retires-cola-harvey-weinstein/

"I got sweet taste for men who're older/ It's always been so it's no surprise/ Harvey's in the sky with diamonds/ And it's making me crazy/ All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby" and "I know your wife and she wouldn't mind,"

Angela said...

That's funny, coming after a string of blind items where the clear message was "Billie Eilish winning all the Grammys was a conspiracy put together by the record companies for an artist they intend to dump weeks afterwards. Lana Del Rey was the real talented artist who should have won."

By the way, could you give me an example of a big Grammy winner who was NOT supported by a lot of promotion from their record company?

OKay said...

For the last time, Enty, she'll be 35 years old this year. SHE'S NOT A FUCKING INGENUE.

timebob said...

With the Corona Virus mania the trend is not to go to large groups of people that can sneeze on you. While she may not be a big draw. With so many events/festivals being cancelled globally. She would save more face saying she is canceling due to the outbreak.

Unknown said...

The recent court case proved that Swinestein's Oscar-Weiner/Mangina was as fucked up as Lana's schnozz.

Unknown said...

This is the real story^
Coronavirus Scares Ingenue Singer/Fuck-For-Roles-Actress from Touring Virus Ridden Europe.
Music Lovers Rejoice.

Unknown said...

That TV advert that she does with Jared Leto makes me want to shoot my TV
Then die on a toilet.

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