Thursday, March 22, 2007

An Interview With Fergie--She Hates Bloggers




Did you know Fergie hates bloggers and think they don't have anything positive to say? Well, here is something positive. I'm positively NOT going to say anything nice to you or about you. I hope you can show up sober for the Australian MTV Awards. You said in your interview that you would never not wear panties and implied you wouldn't do so because you don;t take chemicals such as drugs or booze. Considering this interview took place right after you got to London after you were denied boarding for a flight because you were too drunk, that takes a lot of balls. Yes, I think it is actually possible you do have some.

See, now if you said you love bloggers and reading blogs I would have said something like for a drag queen you can really look good, and that I can understand why someone needs a drink or two before going to Europe. Everyone does it. I would have also said that I like how you stick with the band despite your success as a solo artist and shows loyalty. BUT, you get none of these things because you hate bloggers, but I bet you kiss Perez's ass the whole time you are in Australia.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's MTV Australian VMAs (isn't this site supposed to be at least a pretense of "insider in the know"?), Perez is a red carpet host and they'll all kiss his ass because that's the business. I imagine that since this site ususally doesn't "source" what it borrows, the news of Britney's legal injunction from MetroUK will be? A breaking scoop? BI?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=42270&in_page_id=7

brendalove@gmail.com said...

If you were stranded on a desert island, and your only choice of companion was Fergie or an anonymous poster, which would you choose?

Anonymous said...

brenda.... funny, but this might backfire. I'd take the grouchy ass anonymous poster for sure!

hez said...

I'm sure you realize this, Ent, but saying this pee-soaked methface looks like a drag queen is an insult to all the drag queens in the world.

She looks like a puppet from Spitting Image come to life.

Can't spell "fug" without a little Ferg!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

How about if the choice was between Fergie or Pete Doherty?

bionic bunny! said...

i think i'd try swimming back to the mainland.
hey, sharks are people, too!

hez said...

hey, sharks are people, too!

Bionic bunny, are you sure you're not a Hollywood agent? ;)

Anonymous said...

Gee I guess you are all proving Fergie right. I am sure happy gorgeous people spend their time online creating sites to pick on those who have #1 CD's which she has again!

And she is opening for Justin this summer too.

And losers like Perez who couldn't make it as an actor and hang on drips like Paris and love Jenna the whore Jameson pick on Fergie.

Jealous losers.

Anonymous said...

Gee I guess you are all proving Fergie right. I am sure happy gorgeous people spend their time online creating sites to pick on those who have #1 CD's which she has again!

And she is opening for Justin this summer too.

And losers like Perez who couldn't make it as an actor and hang on drips like Paris and love Jenna the whore Jameson pick on Fergie.

Jealous losers.

Anonymous said...

Gee I guess you are all proving Fergie right. I am sure happy gorgeous people spend their time online creating sites to pick on those who have #1 CD's which she has again!

And she is opening for Justin this summer too.

And losers like Perez who couldn't make it as an actor and hang on drips like Paris and love Jenna the whore Jameson pick on Fergie.

Jealous losers.

Sexecution said...

Everyone hates Perez. He thinks they like him, but essentially he holds anyone who is famous and actually accomplished something with a career hostage. I mean he's a nasty, check stealing/forging, bankruptcy filing flake who had/has a meth problem. He's ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside.

Make no mistake, when some of these people get the chance, and they will - they will ALL turn on Perez, and rightfully so.

Anonymous said...

She's a Butterface. Everything is hot, but her face.

hez said...

The day any of us is jealous of Fergie is the day the spaceship comes to transport us all to Planet Cruise.

I have dust bunnies under my couch that would inspire more jealousy.

I think all any vestigial brains and/or looks she might have once leaked out through that ridiculous eyebrow piercing. Desperately hanging on to that talisman of tackiness speaks volumes about her "style".

Anonymous said...

Fergie might look like a tranny, but she's right. You have nothing positive to say. You don't even have anything interesting to say. Worst of all, you seem to take pride in being a "blogger." If eugenics was legal, you'd have already been executed.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! You think Fergie actually reads your shit????????????????????? WHY would she kiss up to Perez? He OBVIOUSKY kiss's up to her. Because she's FAMOUS. Not YOU. She's the one with the money, looks, talant. What do you have? Some shit blog that no one cares about....