The Only Break Up That Will Make You Sleepy
Claire Danes broke up with boyfriend Hugh Dancy for some writer. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I hope the writer is a big drinker and a huge drug user. Maybe he can get Claire to come out of her shell and smile, or laugh, or even fart.
For some reason guys do gravitate to her and I don't know if it is because she is a low talker and they need to get closer to hear. Then when they get in range, she poisons them or something. I know. I know. It's a stretch, but how does a woman with zero personality on and off screen keep finding new guys. Is it the sex? Is she that good or are guys that desperate that they will take a shot at her?
From what I understand she does have all her teeth, and hell most guys really don't even care about that. Hell, Amy Winehouse loses a tooth a week and she got married. Now, I'm not saying you are going to get a great guy if you start losing all your teeth, but you can find someone who probably has a job or at least a steady government check each month.
Claire allegedly met this writer guy in West Virginia while taking a break from her duties as Liza Doolittle on Broadway. She came into town, met him the first night and called Hugh the next day and said it was over. I'm sure Hugh's first reaction was "Thank God."
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She's just playing the field after being involved for so long with Billy Crudhump
Pffft...there now you Claire. Its ok letting one fly won't degrade you as a serious stage actress (read-can't get any work in LA).
You already broke up a marriage..what's a lil wind?
she looks like a man in this photo
Don't know why, but something about her irks the hell out of me.
Don't know why, but something about her irks the hell out of me.
Isn't Hugh Dancy the one that lainey claimed is gay and this was known to all but Claire? Maybe Claire finally twigged.
I used to like her a lot back in the 90s, but she completely lost her sparkle to me. I haven't seen her in any good movie since - can't even remember. Actually she lost my love after getting involved with someone who's girlfriend was seven months pregnant.
From Enty...
how does a woman with zero personality on and off screen keep finding new guys. Is it the sex?
Works for me. But I probably get less than Enty so pretty much anything would work for me.
She was really good in that movie Shopgirl with Steve Martin.
Claire has that East Coast, old money, class to the marrow, condescending smile/frown/concern/any other damn emotion, down COLD.
In essence, these are empty women, who are chased by writers, painters and scions of old money. Think because they don't have robo tits and botox that they aren't shallow? Right. Their only real occupation is shopping, for hours and hours.
Any nice North East boy can bring Claire home and mom won't be threatened.
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