Monday, October 29, 2007

Jennifer Aniston Has Lost Her Mind


I have always questioned whether or not Jennifer Aniston even reads the scripts her agent sends her because most of them are utter crap from the outset, and I just couldn't believe that one person could have such awful judgment when it comes to what is good or not on screen.

Well, I need to apologize to her agent because Jennifer Aniston is the one with the problem. Apparently Jennifer was recently distraught over not being able to speak to Brad Pitt on the phone. So, what did she do? She dragged her BFF Courteney Cox to watch Brad in super size and dream about what it was like to get some attention from a man without paying for it.

Now, did Jennifer pick something good? Something worth watching? Did she rent a DVD and watch him half naked in a film in which he was good? Nope, instead she spent actual money to go see the Assassination of Jesse James. The only other people in the theatre were a couple who thought they were going to be alone and wanted to fulfill a fantasy. Instead they had to listen to Jen whining for two hours and as a consequence, there were performance issues for the couple. Of course he might have been tired or under a great deal of stress.

After the movie, Jen was heard raving about the film. Including Brad Pitt's mom, that makes two people who actually liked it.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

If no one likes this film then how the hell did he get an award from the Venice Film Festival for his performance, hmmm....?

kellysirkus said...

there is NO way JA and CC would go sit in a theater and see this film. They could easily get their hands on a copy and sit home in a bong-fueled billow of smoke.

Marie said...

I used to feel sorry for her but it's been so long. get over it and move on. it's pathetic!

Jennie said...

I actually really liked the film, and found it's subtlety and quiet nature to be it's strength. No matter, I agree with kellysirkus: I doubt JA and CC would really go to a theater to watch it, especially because they know that there would instantly be a gossip hooplah over JA going to a Brad movie...

jax said...

I call BS.

Twisted Sister said...

Yeah, I'm not quite buying this one either. I don't know where EL is getting these from, but it's a little like the Mariah wouldn't take pics with fans blip, only to find pics with fans on her website.

Next!

sarah said...

Is there anyone who thinks JA has any talent except for maybe knowing what makes a cute haircut? I can't think of a single movie that she starred in that was any good. She is not that bright, plus a pothead, plus annoying. Not to mention the answer to a recent BI.

califblondy said...

Slow news day?

Irishstayc said...

Why is i always read this stuff about JenA but she never seems to be the one saying it... She' dated vince v for a good long while and she seems to keep herself quite happy - I for one think she is LONG over Brad.

Enty - could you have been half of the performance issued couple?? LOL U were tired - we know... LOL

Beck said...

Ent, where did this story come from? Not really believable.

Bomber Blue said...

Yeah what was the point of this story?

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