Friday, March 28, 2008

Michael Lohan Wants Lindsay To Make More Money


I think Lindsay Lohan made a smart choice in taking on the role of one of Charles Manson's followers in the film Manson Girls. Michael Lohan thinks that she should have done American Pie 4, The Revenge Of The Pie. In an interview with US Magazine last night, Michael said, "I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success. I'd like to see her do more mainstream films."

What he means when he says that is that Manson Girls doesn't pay all that much, while if she goes ahead and does Herbie 2 Fully Stupid, that Lindsay will walk away with a couple of million and Michael will not have to be out there hustling as hard. Oh, you thought that he actually wanted Lindsay to succeed because he was genuinely interested in her success? LMAO.

Michael's determination of success is money and how much of it he can skim off the top. Awards and accolades don't mean anything if there is not some money involved. I'm sure that he calls Lindsay everyday and pushes and pushes and pushes. I've also decided that he is much worse than Joe Simpson. Joe Simpson is a perv, but he is good at what he does, and I really do think he wants what is best for his daughters. He lives through them, gets chicks through them, and is a big hypocrite, but I still think he wants what is truly best for his daughters and if they decided to quit show business and move to Tahiti, I actually think he would be fine with that. Michael on the other hand. Not so much.

Stop here if you don't want to read anything nice about Lindsay.

By the way. I trash Lindsay often. But, I also am willing to admit when she does something great. The film Chapter 27 comes out next week, and Lindsay Lohan is amazing in it. The problem is that it was filmed two years ago and she is not the same person or actress. She was absolutely perfect in that role, even though she probably got paid scale. Jared Leto is also really good in the film, but the film itself goes soooooooo slow that the actors are kind of punished for it.

14 comments:

Kat said...

I never understood her doing that Herbie film.

To be honest, the only film I liked her in was Mean Girls, but she can't do material like that forever. In a weird way, I hope she gets herself out of the category she's put herself in by making more obscure films which actually showcase whatever talent she might have. I don't think she's ever lived her own life, you know?

With such a messed up family it's a miracle she's as together as she is. She needs to have lunch with Drew Barrymore to learn how to turn things around.

Robert said...

Well, as far as I'm concerned, Lisndsay's best movie was the Parent Trap. She was so good in that movie - I choke up every time I see it. (Janele - Robert's wife :-))

Twisted Sister said...

She's another one I think has zero talent.

And LMAO - she's playing one of the Manson girls? Which one, that little rat faced Squeaky Fromme?

jax said...

i loved her in Mean Girls and she was ok in Bobby. She actually was ok in Georgia Rule,it was the movie itself that sucked.

and yes i liked Parent trap but she's no Hayley Mills.

lyz said...

I don't think Pimpa is any better. He does seem to be making deals and have some sort of talent for that, where as Lohan has no talent except for being a parasite. HOWEVER, I do not think that Pimpa would easily let one of his girls quit the biz. He could manage other newbies, but when he sees his girls he see $$.

wtf said...

How is she still getting hired in ANY roles?

Kristen S. said...

"and yes i liked Parent trap but she's no Hayley Mills"

Damn right. Every time I see Parent Trap in y TV Guide, I'mhoping it' sthe real version, with Hayley Mills, but it's always that damned Lindsay version.

Twisted Sister said...

wtf - I've wondered the same thing. WHO would hire her? Nobody likes working with her anyway. Jane Fonda was ready to kill her because she was so unprofessional.

Ayesha said...

Re: That photo. I've never seen wearing so much clothing and so little eye makeup. She looks like she's waiting for the school bus. It's like an alternate-reality Lindsay, if she had different parents and a normal life.

I feel sorry for her.

jax said...

it's Little Red Riding Ho

Twisted Sister said...

LMAO @ Jax!!!!

GammaGirl said...

I agree that Lindsay showed a great deal of promise early on in her career. Mean Girls was one of the best teen comedies in the past 10 years.

I hope she gets her shit together, she's far too talented to fade away so soon.

J-Mo said...

HEY! Herbie fully loaded is an awesome movie, and I am actually a movie snob. My son loves it and I find I get sucked into it every time. Give it a try...

Jessy Jane said...

All red-heads are natural sluts at heart. We should celebrate that fact instead of constantly rehabbing this chick. If I was rich and had a perfect body, I would walk around high in a bikini all day as well. She should just go with it and not listen to anyone that has her "best interest" at heart. Notice none of these fathers are ever around until there is a potential coservatorship to be had.