Thursday, March 27, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Gabrielle Anwar is one of my favorite people in the entire world and therefore gets to be on top today.
This is like the second time in about a month that Andrew McCarthy has shown up here. Do you think he sits around and gets depressed about how he went from the top of the world to a guy who only gets mentioned when he shows up at an event?
Anti-Flag - New York


Kate Bosworth and May Andersen have to be wondering just what in the hell could make Helena Christensen look so damn awful. Maybe it is her new boyfriend, but she just looks messed up.
Speaking of messed up, Fergie turns "33" today.
In case you were wondering what happened to Eric Benet after he and Halle Berry broke up. Looks like he isn't going out alone much.
That new baby is slowly killing Chris Noth. By next month he will look like Michael Chiklis.
Calvin Klein on the other hand looks incredible.
Leona Lewis is the first British female to top the US charts in 20 years. Of course Madonna thinks she is British, but that doesn't count.
Glad to see that US actresses are not the only ones who enjoy this particular pose. This is Kaori Momoi at some event yesterday. She does have nice nails though.
There really is nothing nice about this.
But, it doesn't seem to stop 20 year old girls from wanting to f**k him anyway.
This is Jeff Ma. He is one of the people that "21" is based on.
It is really hard to believe that Steve Buscemi has never won a Golden Globe or Academy Award. He deserves one. He can do anything from drama to Adam Sandler and I think it sucks that he has not won a big award yet. Hell, he has only been nominated for one Golden Globe, and that is just outrageous.
To most people, this symbol represents peace. In Pamela Anderson's world it lets you know how many people she has done that particular day.
I love Mary McCormack, but just can't stop thinking of her as Howard Stern's wife.
Well on the positive side, it looks like Mary Kate Olsen has gained some weight.
Hello Mila Kunis.
Violante Placido - Rome
The opening of the Vitality Show in London.

Tatum O'Neal and her daughter.
Smashing Pumpkins - Sydney

50 comments:

kellysirkus said...

boy, if there's one Celeb Offspring Bio that would be very interesting it would be Tatum O'Neal's daughter. Hope the poor kid didn't get that O"Neal addiction gene.

IndigoBlue said...

Does anyone else think the guy in the background in Andrew McCarthy's pic is waiting for his opportunity to attack? lol

And Jack Nicholson is so not hot. I think his boobs are bigger than mine!

I'm so sick of seeing the Olsen twins....seriously, who the f*** cares?

And Enty, I agree about Steve Buscemi - LOVE him!

Twisted Sister said...

I still think Steve Buscemi is the answer to the blind item about the character actor whose face people would recognize, while not knowing his name. "People" refers to mainstream America, not us and the people we hang out with.

Mooshki said...

Yay, Ent love for two of my favorites - Gabrielle & Buscemi!

sheetrock said...

Jack Nicholson = Disgusting.

kris_r said...

why does Fergie look so bloated?

kevin said...

Is Billy Corgan wearing a fucking metallic skirt? What a douchebag. Is he singing or crying in that pic?

Twisted Sister said...

Tatum's daughter is cute and seems to be dressed appropriately for her age. How rare.

DNfromMN said...

them Vitality boys are too gay even for me.

My dad looks just like Jack. He never had the ladies fawning over him. Jack must have some magic mojo.

The Pool Guy said...

Well, Pammie's hand gesture is the Brit version of "F**k you!" (the reverse of the 'peace out' sign), so I'm pretty damn sure she was aiming to say something to the photog...lol.

beyondseattle said...

Seriously, there are so many stars that used to be older then me and after a few years are supposedly younger then me!

CarolMR said...

Jack is rich and famous, that's why he gets the young girls.

twisted sister, you are so good at matching the random photos to previous blind items! I vaguely remember the one about an actor having a face people would recognize. What was the rest of it?

lyz said...

Jack will always be cool. He may have the body of an old guy, but he IS an old guy. It's nice to see that he's not being botoxed and stretched and looking like Burt Reynolds or Mike Douglas.

Jack will ALWAYS sit with the cheerleaders at the cool lunch table.

mandythegreat said...

I don't care how old and flabby he is, Jack Nicholson is the best damn actor in Hollywood, and I love him. Jack Torrance will always have a place in my heart.

With the exception of Steve Buscemi, who I also love dearly and watch every movie he comes out with. Anyone that doesn't like him can shut the fuck up, Donny.

Twisted Sister said...

DN, the magic mojo is fame. If Jack lived in MN and nobody knew who he was, he wouldn't be able to get women his own age to give him a second look. The guy is creepy beyond creep.

violet said...

Mooshki & Enty my thoughts exactly!!! Love them both, Gabrielle is as beuatiful as ever.
And what IS up with Fergie's face?? She has good days and not so good days.

Twisted Sister said...

Carol, what gives with me this week? I've remembered several so far, and that's just not like me!

All I can remember is what I posted. Some people ruled him out immediately saying everyone knows who Steve Buscemi is, but I don't agree with that.

Reese said...

Gabrielle's hair and dress look awful, but I hope her Burn Notice show comes back, it was fun. I also wish she'd stop getting her lips all jacked up like Meg Ryan's; that looks horrid on everyone who does it.

The Dude Abides said...

mandy, that last post of yours really tied the thread together.

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

Kate Bosworth looks like a little kid next to Helena. She needs to eat.

april said...

I'm pretty sure that Kate Bosworth, May Andersen and Helena Christensen share at least one vice.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Sheesh ol' Pam is looking haggard.

Mistik said...

Wow. I think Calvin Klein looks awful - wouldn't have even recognized him if I didn't see the caption. He looks like someone transplanted Barry Manilow's face onto him - badly.

shiny_special_one said...

Wow, both Gabrielle Anwar and Andrew McCarthy look incredible. Gabrielle is just so beautiful, even with the bad dress and lip treatment. (I hope she stops now with the collagen injections, though.) And I actually think Andrew McCarthy is sexier now than he ever has been.

Helena Christensen and Fergie, though, not so much. Helena looks like she just came off a 10-day bender with Pam Anderson, and Fergie…well, I just don't know what to say. She just looks plain f'd up.
Part of it is the orange skin but her face also looks swollen, like she's on her way home from having her wisdom teeth removed.

As for Jack Nicholson…ugh. Don't get me wrong, I have mad love and respect for his past accomplishments, but IMO he's just too old to be acting like that now. It's icky and undignified.

"If Jack lived in MN and nobody knew who he was, he wouldn't be able to get women his own age to give him a second look. The guy is creepy beyond creep."

Amen, sista.

jax said...

if Jack weren't a celeb he'd have been popped for sex with underage hookers many many times from the rumblings i've heard.

the guy is a creepy perv and over rated as hell.

jax said...

oh El, if i saw Jack id go say hi too,doesn't mean we want to feck him. eww.

Hey! Andrew McCartney is on Lipstick Jungle!
now if you said that about the guy who played the hot guy in 16 Candles then id agree..lol.

Ask A Hooker said...

I'm with Jax. Jack is a creepy old perv, and no amount of talent wipes that away! Trust me, men KNOW when a hooker is underage, and most of them seek them out on purpose. Either that or he really likes a young look, and that ALWAYS spells bad news when you're freaking seventy years old! What, thirty year olds arent beautiful? I've seen fifty year olds that'd put some 20 year olds to shame. *sigh*

Brenda22 said...

Ok...who is that woman with the ugly-assed red sandals?

califblondy said...

I'm loving Andrew McCarthy on Lipstick Jungle.

Even though I've got a thing for questionably straight men, I'd take Chris over Calvin anyday. Chris looks bed-ready, IMO.

Why is Fergie so puffy? I've defended her alot of times when people call her meth face, but even I've got to admit she's looking poofy-cheeked.

jlb said...

Pamela Anderson just keeps looking slimier and slimier. Yuck.

babyface shane said...

jack looks like big foot at the beach.

jax said...

Blove- your blog makes me laugh...question is your daughters name really Sparkle? cute its endearing.

takeme2espana said...

Nice 'moobs' Jack!

maru said...

I had no idea that Fergie was only 33, I had thought she was at least 40. She looks rough.

shiny_special_one said...

LOL I just noticed how mismatched and lopsided Pamela Anderson's boobs look in that photo. They also look like they're pointing in different directions. Poor things just look tired.

Sweater said...

Andrew McCarthy nees to come sit by me.

rawr

Sweater said...

*needs

sorry, was flustered

Trix said...

I heard coke bloats your face. I know alcohol sure as hell does.

Alice.W said...

Congratulations to Leona - couldn't happen to a nicer girl.

shiny_special_one said...

Hmm, trix, who could you be referring to? ;-)

audieh_1 said...

Jack Nicholson stopped acting a long time ago. Every movie he has been in in the last 25 to 30 years, he has played Jack Nicholson with a different name.

For all her craziness I love Tatum O'Neal. I agree with who ever said that a book written by her daughter would be a good read. Imagine, Tatum and the O'Neal's on one side and John McEnroe is your dad, who marries a former singer with some interesting stories to tell herself.

IndigoBiatch said...

I couldn't agree with you more about Steve Buscemi. I've been a huge fan of his for years, and I love those quirky parts he tends to play.

It's great to see Andrew McCarthy getting airtime again too. He was great in a guest-starring role in "Law and Order", and I just love him in "Lipstick Jungle".

The less said the better about Jack Nicholson.

Trix said...

Heh heh shiny, you got me. As much as I don't mind Fergie, really....the truth's the truth. I hate my face after a night of drinking...ever seen Britney's face after a night of drinking? Bloat central. I shudder to think of combining the two, and the resulting bloat. Didnt John Candy do both? Exactly.

adore said...

Helena Christensen has been with Paul Banks for quite some time now...

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

Maybe Fergie just ate a bowl of pasta. The dreaded carbs made her bloat.

As for Pamela, and any other celebrity over the age of 22: When you shoot the peace sign at the photogs, it just makes you look like you are old and trying too hard. Leave that one to Lilo.

Give peace a chance!! Peace out!

I think he used to be really cool and I will always enjoy his movies. He has charisma, for sure.

Why do his breasts look so full and round? That looks like a little bit more that just man boobs. Are his nipples hard?

Dr.Jerkberg said...

Totally agree about Steve Buscemi. He is one of THE best out there.

bippy said...

joining in with the buscemi love -- he's one of my favorites. twisty, i think you're right about him being the answer to that blind.

and nicholsen -- ugh. he was a great actor, but audieh_1 is right and now he just plays himself. one of the reasons i stopped watching the academy awards was that all the 'jack is cool' stuff just got so boring.

so who's helena richardson's new bf?

and mary mccormack, yes, howard stern's wife, but she was great in 'k street', although i think i'm the only person who watched (and loved) it.

last of all, yeah, i have affection for tatum o'neal -- even after all the men in her life have been such fucking assholes to her, there's still something genuine and sweet about her. glad to see her doing well and with her kid.

Lisa said...

Gab Anwar is amazingly beautiful. Loved her in The Tudors. Great choice for top spot today.

Caroline said...

I love Gabrielle Anwar!

Jessy Jane said...

Helena is obviously tanorexic. The thought of what Fergie is going to look like by 40 is frightening. I'm sure something close to the girl Gremlin on part 2. Eric Benet's new girlfriend looks like she can take a punch while looking just enough like a Halle wanna-be to creep you out. I thought SJP was hard enough to look directly at. At least her costar can divert some attention from her witch-mug. Mila Kunis looks hot until you find out what's between her legs on probably a daily basis...AHHHH!..Billy Corgan in a shiny silver dress that matches his high pitched school girl vocals.