Thursday, May 15, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 - I don't think the parents of this B- list television actress who is way under the legal age of consent would be thrilled to know she is sleeping with her much older television B+ list actor co-star.

#2 - This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn't even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, "I've got my girlfriend believing I'm the best guy in the world. I'm a great actor." They chose not to try and deduct the porn.

48 comments:

p m said...

Jessica Alba and Asshole Warren

d said...

damn, beat me to it.

Chatty said...

LOL!!

RagDoll said...

p.m. for the win!

Reese said...

#1. Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl?

#2. Sure sounds like Ms. Alba and her idiot.

lainiekazan said...

I'm amazed Cash Warren *had* $35K to spend, period. Alba will be so glad to hear about the porn-- and be secure in the knowledge that the rest of the world knows it, too.

Good -- she's such a dope.

Sylvia said...

Doesn't seize to amaze me that Alba is a dope.

selenakyle said...

Dang!

*exhales and pouts*

These two aren't quite as juicy as I'd hoped for today..Looking forward to FFF tomorrow!

Since we're sending in our own photos now, should any of us send in our mens' units for FFF? (anonymously, of course...)

yes, I'm a perv

suga said...

2. Halle Berry and her baby daddy

Alan said...

I hope the dude from #1 is Ed Westwick, just so he could explain it all away saying, "I'm Chuch Bass."
You know you love me.

HthrHllywd said...

Hahahahaha I bet that is EXACTLY what Ent wants in his box, a shit ton of reader weiner. hahaha.

You, SelenaKyle just made my day =]]]]

jax said...

you said reader wiener..lol.

Grace said...

Hally's baby daddy is a gorgeous Swedish model, not at all a celebutard!

theflock07 said...

2. Definitely Alba and Cash Warren

ElsieFire said...

Sorry Grace, we Canadians are taking the credit for the gorgeousness that is Gabriel Aubry...born in la belle province of Quebec!

nothingsacred said...

yeah, i'd never heard he was Swedish? I didn't know he existed until the Macy's commercial though hahaha

I wish it weren't C.War. but I can't justify anyone else.

GammaGirl said...

1. YIKES! This is not a good day for Taylor Momsen.

2. Is this even blind? Cash and Jessica.

jenner said...

A couple of years ago there was a poll that asked what country had the best looking people. Canada and Sweden were voted as having the best lookers. So I can see how you might confuse Gabriel Aubry with being Swedish. (But yeah, sorry, he's "one of us".)

;) LOL

jenner said...

OMG I forgot to mention the actual blind - isn't Jessica Alba well aware that her fiance is a dick? Like, they split up briefly bcs he cheated? Although if he convinced her he's changed, blah blah blah...then I could see how it could apply (that he has her believing, etc)

jax said...

OT
finally justice for Megan Meier who hung herself after the Myspace hoax...the other mom was indicted!

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/15/internet.suicide/index.html

it was a hot topic here. EL pls post this.

ok back to BI.

califblondy said...

What about BI #1? Anybody?

No way do I think #2 is Gabriel.

Lil said...

OT: Does Ent every interact with those of us who read his blog or is he this dark, mysterious figure tossing us bits of knowledge here and there without intermingling? I'm new here so please forgive my ignorance. Thanks!

jax said...

Lil not on here but if you email him he's pretty good at replying.

he used to reply in the comments but too many asshats ruined it.

Lil said...

Thanks, Jax. I think I'll keep the dark, mysterious Ent imagery though. It's kinda fun. :-)

Sara said...

This Cash Warren "blind" is a little weird... After all, Cash Warren knows who his accountant is. If he happened to see this, wouldn't he immediately recognize the story and know who to be pissed at/fire/sue?

Does it seem strange to anyone else?

janetagain said...

B+ actor is chace crawford on the same show.

princess pea said...

I think Sara deserves a gold star!

You raise a very valid point, which makes total sense. I agree with you that it can't be Cash Warren. And if it is, then his accountant will be toast.

silenttype said...

Sue for what? Violating account/patient confidentiality? Cash Warren would go to court to admit he said he was not a nice guy and was fooling Alba?

MissBliss said...

Sara, As no names were mentioned he couldnt prove that the story was about him and if he did manage to prove it, it would show the world what a total jerk-off her is and thats the last thing he wants. BTW, your comment would apply to most of the BI's that Ent posts here - not the suing part, but that the celebrity subjects of the BI's would know who leaked the items if they ever read this site.

Kait said...

Does Ass Warren count as "celebutard"? Didn't he actually have a job at one point and that's how he met Alba?

Don't get me wrong, I def. can see him doing this, but I think more of like Brandon David for celebutard - someone who has never done anything of substance in their life and is a total waste of a trustfund as well as oxygen.

Kait said...

*Davis, not David

Grace said...

Oh... so Hally's baby daddy is Canadian? Groovy! Why did I think he was Swedish? Guess that's what's on my mind lately!

It's amazing that most actors and comedians are Canadian -- talent runs amok among the canuks!

Harriet Hellfire said...

I'm Swedish and living in Canada.


I just blew my own mind.

liveunderarock said...

LOL @ Harriet.

Sara said...

Missbliss, I don't agree. Most of the blinds come from a film/tv set, restaurant, music festival, film premiere, wrap party, etc, from which any number of people could have started gossip that made its way to this site. (Or they are just generic, like #1 today.)

On a related note, I think Ent would definitely classify Cash Warren as a celebutard.

Anyway, relax! I'm not saying that Ent is a liar or any of that crap. I'm just saying THIS ONE BLIND seems odd.

ChasingHeaven said...

FYI -- ENT is Jenna Fischer.

Judi said...

On what planet would Brandon Davis be engaged to anyone?! Yikes!
Warren for #2. Hope it's not Momsen for #1 but brain freezing on other teens on tv right now... or maybe someone from the Hanna Montana-type shows that no one here watches?

lunabelle said...

Hi, first time poster here...

I just wondered, while Cash Warren is a good guess, and it totally sounds like something he would do, in the last blind item reveals, ENT said that they were already married, but no one knew and she was ashamed, so wouldn't that rule him out?

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/12/blind-item-reveals_1155.html

boobsu said...

Thanks for the update Jax, I was very interested in this story as well.

i am a princess, yes i am said...

re: Jax comment about the myspace hoax...I'm from StL where this all occurred. I can't tell you enough how happy the community is about some sort of punishment being bestowed on that bitch. like Megan Meier's mom said this morning on the Today show, 20 years is not nearly enough...thank god there is something. Lets hope the jury doesn't fuck this one up. a la Lainey, pray to Thetan, ah-Xenu (or the real God) that justice is served.

canadachick said...

haha when i moved my mouse over the word film thats underlined, a picture of Alba popped up

Maeve said...

#1 - Totally Taylor Momsen.

#2 - Why would Cash need to learn how to act in love scene. He does no acting. He produces. Allegedly.
I don't think it is him, but I have to ponder a better suggestion...

Molly said...

1) first person i thought was taylor momsen too. with one of gossip guys...Ed/Chace.
2) Jessica and Warren sound right too.

Molly said...

1) first person i thought was taylor momsen too. with one of gossip guys...Ed/Chace.
2) Jessica and Warren sound right too.

justpeachy130 said...

Chace Crawford doesn't sleep with girls.

Plebian said...

#1- Not Miley again.
#2- My money's on Cash.

mngddess said...

Well I personally, think this is Enty talkin' about himself....

kelley said...

1) even though it would click, would anyone from gossip girl even be considered a B-list actor/actress? they are all brand new and that show isn't really that popular anyways. really, the only teen actress that could be considered B-list that crossed my mind was Miley Cyrus