Thursday, May 15, 2008

No Viagra Or Not Interested?


Vince Vaughn turning down a threesome is probably a fairly rare event so when he turned down a possible threesome with sisters Liza and Suzi Graves my immediate thought was that he had forgotten to bring his Viagra with him. My second thought, and probably much more accurate thought was he realized it was a set up. I don't think it's any coincidence that Life & Style magazine just happened to interview one of the sisters in the attempted pickup.

Come on. What did they do? Call the magazine and say, "My sister and I tried to get Vince Vaughn to do a threesome and he said no." What kind of story is that? It's a nothing story that absolutely no one cares about. However, if you have possibly paid this woman and her sister to have a threesome with Vince and then report on that, then it would be worth something. Since you already paid for the women's time you might as well get something out of it and throw up a quick paragraph about how Vince turned them down.

The fact they were sisters would have been a nice hook for the magazine. Do you think the girls were underage?

Whatever the circumstances, I think Vince made a really good decision.

18 comments:

SHE SHE said...
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kimmypie1 said...

I can understand the appeal of a threesome for men. But I just don't get the appeal of two sisters. How can that possibly be a turn on to be involved in incest? yuck

Anonymous said...

Hmm I'm gonna with "forgot his Viagra". What does Vince Vaughn care if he's seen as a playboy? He's made a career of acting in movies where he gets to be the charming sleazebag.

califblondy said...

Well, if this is true good for him. Didn't these guys learn anything from Frank Gifford?

jax said...

or maybe he looked at the two whores and said "nah i don't have time to see the doc at the free clinic tomorrow"
nice girls don't go trolling for shared dick with their sister.

Kevin said...

From a guy, 2 sisters is pretty icky. 3some, sure, incest, ummmm, I'll pass.

selenakyle said...

Yeah, and the twins angle is even creepier.
Always has icked me out whenever I've seen twins posing in Playboy or wherever.
But just two regular chicks and a dude--rock on! Been there myself.



*eons ago...ahh, the good ol' days*

brainypirate said...

I thought Vince was gay? Hasn't he been the guess for a number of closeted-celeb BIs?

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Let's not forget that the women COULD have been mega-fug.

SHE SHE said...

Jax, "Nice girls don't go trolling for shared dick with their sister" would make a good Public Service Announcement.

Maja With a J said...

*LOL* sheetrock, I was just thinking it would make an excellent t-shirt!

Anonymous said...

oooh! This is the answer to a blind isn't it?

SHE SHE said...

Harriet, I'd wear the t-shirt just to see the reaction @ our local grocery store.

Anonymous said...

Hell, I'll do it in cross stitch and frame it. Will go nicely next to the Miley Cyrus "Jailbait Whores for Jesus" velvet painting.

SHE SHE said...

I'll take "Bad Vacations" for $600 Alex.

"To behave in a self-seeking manner"

What is an Ego Trip?

You are correct.

lutefisk said...

Is he the blind that sent away the underage girl?

Carte Blanche said...

I've heard the gay rumours swirling. Especially during his ?fauxmance? with Aniston.

Jerry said...

Suzi's account of the whole thing from her MySpace page {unedited for typos, swear words and a third person reference to herself}...

alright guys.
life & style skewed the thing quite a bit.
i'm going to clear this shit up once and for all. i'll never talk about it ever again either. so dont bother asking!

May 5th, the Velvet Margarita Cantina.

suzi, liza, laura jean, and my BOYFRIEND dave were at VMC drinking for cinco de mayo and joking about mary carey, and all the other wasted celebrities there... who doesnt bag on vince vaughn every once n a whilr, eh?

so there we were, having fun and liza and i were playing the "would you... with him??" kinda game and the subject of vinny came up, along with that story of Owen Wilson asking some broad to have a threesome with him and Vince Vaughn, and she turned him down, yadda yadda yadda... how funny... not..

so if you know me you know im a practical joker. when vince vaughn shoed up to the VMC i just HAD to prank the fool. i mean.. he was asking for it... lookin all sweaty in a flannel shirt. too easy.

liza, lj, dave and i end up standing near him and i decide to pinch his ass for the hell of it. he turns around, we giggle, he gives us a dirty look and says "you dont think thats been done before honey?" i'm like OH HELL NO.

dont be rude to me your lucky i touched that thing!

a few drinks later i decide to put vince vaughn in his place. liza bets me $20 (and what drunk little girl is gunna turn that down? im no pussy) to go sit next to him and invite him into a threesome with me n "my sister"



i fucken did it, okay? no big deal! he looked mortified and disgusted and it was not even that funny!!! and when he turned me down i simply laughed in his fat face and said, "thats cool, i just made $20 off you dude!"

i got up, he left... i told a few girls in the ladies bathroom and one happened to work for life & style. i almost didnt sell them the story because i dont think it was very funny. but you people love that shit dont you?

and im not goth, slutty, or stupid. my boyfriend was there and we all had a good laugh over poor vince vaughn.

"YOUR SO MONEY BABY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT"

there ya go.

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