Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Today's Blind Items

I didn't know she had it in her, and I'm still trying to figure out where she learned it. Oh, I guess you would like to know who and what I'm talking about. So, this breakup that you have been hearing about in the past couple of days? You know the big one. Anyway, from what I have been told, the reason they broke up is because she was too kinky for him. Her? I know. Unbelievable. What I guess finally drove him away was the fact that she is a big fan of erotic asphyxiation. She loves having it done to her to the point of passing out. He tried it once. Freaked him out, so he left because she wanted it most of the time. What I can't figure out is who taught it to her? I doubt she reads so someone must have done it with her.

69 comments:

jax said...

well we know it ain't Jodie.
drawing a blank. other than Romo n Jess...SOS. no clue.

ps has anyone heard from Twist???

cocoebert said...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo

farleece said...

I don't want to think that it's Liv Tyler so I'm going with Simpson.

Jasmine said...

Def Jessica Simpson. Someone once told me something about her sexual habits that I didn't really believe, but after this blind, I'm def thinking it might be true.

catherine said...

I think its clearly Jessica Simpson with the comment of he doubts she reads. Mayer probably taught her

lyz said...

Simpson!!!

If there was any doubt, the "can't read" bit gave it away. No secret Ent thinks she's dumb as a post.

Unknown said...

Maybe Jessica should date that other famous but older Simpson. That would be a "killer" couple

dee dee lefrak said...

Jessica Simpson is a freaky mama!

mooshki said...

Maybe she got smothered by a pillow when John Mayer was giving it to her from the back, and she liked it?

alan said...

Def Jess. Blind a while ago about her soiling hotel sheets during the time she was seeing May-o.

Praetorian said...

Liv Tyler... totally got the kinky thing from his dad... :P

If not, then I'm going to Star Jones... no wonder Big Gay Al got freaked out LOL

alan said...

and probs not so much that it was "taught to her" as somebody (Mayer) wanted her to shut the f up.

jax said...

i don't think it's Jessica. we haven't been talking about it for days,the story just broke last night and its not even the biggest breakup out there.

im going with Star...you know the BIG one. BIG gay Al.

ElsieFire said...

@Alan, thank you, thank you thank you for that! LOLOLOL!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Jessica. If it wasn't Mayer, then a Jackass probably introduced her to it. Or Pimpa!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

@Alan - LOL! Indeed.

sillyme said...

The problem with the Star Jones guess is that she reads, and like her or not, the girl is not stupid. Jessica S. on the other hand, is pretty dumb.

Moosefan said...

oh this one MUST be revealed along with the others!!!!
Thank God Romo got away-if it is her....

Unknown said...

jax- numerous bloggers have been talking about them breaking up since Monday.

Monalicious said...

Hello..... I'm Mona. New to the post, but been lurking for a while. I love this website! So much fun.
OT....... It's Jessica who's a freak. Gotta remember, she was raised Baptist. Once church girls come out of their shells, they go nust! Sad that she's too freaky for a ball player............

MontanaMarriott said...

The other problem with the Star Jones guess is that the BI reads they have sex, I DOUBT Big Gay Al even touches Star except to reach for her Black card.

silenttype said...

When you rate celebs as A-list, B-list,, I am curious if the latest dumping puts dumba$$ Jessica below the Nicole Richie and the tramps from the Hills.

jax said...

ya but why would Jessica being kinky surprise anyone? we've been talking about her being a freak with Bam, Johnny Knoxville, John mayer and Dax sheperd for a quick min. we heard all the peeing stories etc.

and as for her 'not reading' he means this blog not in general.
sorry to me this reads as someone we NEVER would expect it from..

if it is JS then its the easiest blind ever posted.

Ice Angel said...

I think Ent is being sarcastic throughout most of this blind and it really is Jessica. But as kinky as anyone could think she is, I think erotic asphyxiation tops the cake!

ElsieFire said...

Jax, the line is "What I can't figure out is who taught it to her? I doubt she reads so someone must have done it with her." I think Ent is implying she didn't get it out of Kama Sutra, so someone had to show her...just MO...

lawyagirl said...

This hardly qualifies as blind...

Totally Chestica Simpson & Romo.
It's the only breakup that people have been talking about recently. Unbelievable b/c up, until she got married, she was supposedly a virgin. She's dumb as dirt. And Mayer is pretty freaky-deeky, so he probably taught it to her. This sort of explains why she has been so hung up on Mayer. Sure ain't for his looks or charm.

Unknown said...

I'm on the Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo -- everyone is right -- the "can't read" gave it away...

Unknown said...

Jessica.. I thought she was the preacher's daughter.. Could be the father too who taught her.. he always eems skanky? Why else would Nick have stayed with her.. she wasn't that smart?

hunter said...

I'm sure Jessica learned it from John Mayer, no?

califblondy said...

Hmmm, so he's now doing this to Jen? Or is the the one doing the choking? Sorry, I don't really know how that asphyxiation stuff works.

califblondy said...

Or is SHE the one doing the choking?

Damn typo

kamilleon said...

Carmen Electra

kamilleon said...

Carmen Electra

Hope said...

its Carmen Electra

califblondy said...

I thought Carmen's romance was breaking up 'cuz her man has no dough??? Two semi-celebs who are financially challenged don't stand a snowball's chance.

Andy said...

Definitely Simpson/Romo.

Daddy probably taught her.

princess pea said...

I agree with everyone, so need to say it again.

But michelle, I don't think Nick is exactly a rocket scientist either. Dumb and dumber.

Chatty Cricket said...

Anyone think this could be about an old breakup that we've been hearing about again in the last few days? Like Alanis and Ryan? She was recently talking about what motivated her latest album, and she and Ryan were engaged before they broke up.

Just a thought.....

Unknown said...

The first blind that is easy to figure out and people start freaking out about it being easy to figure out!

Its Jessica Simpson.

RagDoll said...

Jessica.

Carmen totally looks like she'd "have it in her;" and it wouldnt be "unbelievable" since she was married to Rodman and Navarro after all, and made a name for herself as a sex toy.

The "I doubt she reads" comment doesn't fit Liv Tyler (or Starzilla, incidentally, as she's a lawyer).

So yeah, Jessica Simpson. And, as the poster above posited, I'm gonna guess the "Jackass" dudes taught ehr this little trick

RagDoll said...

Now, who wants a nice donkey punch? (besides Lohan, I mean) :D

Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson.

THis blind reminds me of Dangerous Liasons, when Valmont ruins the young bride to be by bedding her and teaching her all kinds of professional sexual tricks, so that when she does get married her husband is appalled at her sexual experience.

My money is on Mayer. He obviously took that car for every kind of spin available per the hotel sheets reports, etc.

MadLyb said...

Simpson/Romo for sure. If I figured it out, then it's pretty obvious.

anna said...

chiming in on the jessica/romo guess -- totally. she better be careful with that -- that's how michael hutchence died.

and jax, i haven't been around much the past couple of weeks (damn work getting in the way of fun!) but i just assumed twisty was on vacay or something -- did she just stop posting?

hope she's ok.

Dijea said...

1st though JS & Tony Romo.

carolinec said...

couple of days? couple = two, right? if the story broke yesterday (day 1) and we've been talking about it since (day 2), couldn't we then say we've been talking about this in the past couple of days?? thoughts?

with that said, i'm going with jess and tony on this...

wasn't it rumored that nick lachey like to dress up in her stilletos? They like that freaky shiznit... ;)

Ice Angel said...

Wasn't there a blind a while back about a girl who let her guys team watch and we all thought that was Jess?

Anonymous said...

Hey all, an update on Twisted:

she won't be coming back to explain why she isn't here anymore. I don't know how she'd feel about people knowing why, but she openly discussed it with me, so maybe she wouldnt mind. I wont give out her email address, but you can talk to me at moongoggles2000@gmail

dixiebell said...

Jessica already was involved in a bi thing with Mayer and Perez Hilton-rubbing Mayer's crotch while he made out with Perez. She's a freak.

Amber said...

oh what's the big deal, Romo you fool! Well.. I guess she has to find someone who's into it as well.

Unknown said...

Oh no! Twisted Sister quit CDAN? What happened? I must have missed everything!

Unknown said...

Does no one remember Jess' time with Dax Shepard? That boy is kinkier than a slinky flopping down Lombard Street!

Prolly the only way he could shut her up long enough to stuff up her 'back' was to take her breath. I wanna strangle her without fucking her!

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

John Mayer taught it to her. Fo' Sho'

Julie said...

why hasn't anyone said Owen and Kate?
or is it too soon? lol

CarolMR said...

Did Kate and Owen break up?

CarolMR said...

Did Kate and Owen break up?

lutefisk said...

Does this mean she doesn't have a date for her sister's wedding this week?? What a time to be dumped!

Unicorn Jones said...

why do the best CDANers keep leaving?


come back, twisted and hez!


--uj

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Jessica. Duh. I DO feel bad for her, though, because she and Romo did seem kinda perfect together. Texan Bimbo + Cowboy Toolbox = True Love Forever, Right?

But she's freaky in a bad way. I mean, she's a preacher's daughter, and said preacher is creeptastic. And I agree with a lot of you here in that John Mayer totally taught that choking thing to her. Ted Casablancas has alluded to the idea that Mayer even likes to defecate on his ladies (*rolls eyes*), but according to Ted, EVERYBODY is gay or being shat on somewhere, so I don't really know what to think.

I'm new here, obviously, but I DID enjoy what Twisted had to say. This is one of the very few gossip sites out there that's somewhat cerebral. I'm just procrastinating and net surfin' here in Appalachia, and I appreciate all ya'll smart folk. Twisted, I like you and your input, so you should come back!

CT-Hilltopper said...

Thank you for tossing me a bone Ent!

I'm so horrible at guessing blinds but this one has to be Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo.

I'm sorry Twisted left. I don't remember Hez so I must have came after she stopped posting. Twisted contributed a lot here. I'm sorry to see her go. I'm assuming it has something to do with that person that spams the comments a lot. It IS annoying as hell.

i am a princess, yes i am said...

i second beyondseattle's comment @ 1:33pm.
simpson/romo taught to her by mayer. that must mean Maniston is getting choked for pleasure know after she gets peed on by him. man he's a freak...oh but such a hot freak...

pinot grigio said...

How about the serial "breakup" artist that is Jennifer Anniston.

lawyagirl said...

Thank, Ent, for an easy one. Bless your heart!

Ice Angel said...

Speaking of this asphyxiation thing...when I was a teenager and into the party scene, we used to do this all the time. It was the wierdest thing. It wasn't sexual though. We used to stand next to a wall, bend over for a couple of minutes and breath heavy. When we were ready we'd stand up, back against the wall, and someone would put their hands around your nect just enough to gently apply pressure until you passed out. It was the freakiest thing because you would wake up, forget where you were and felt like you'd been gone forever. I would have dreams and everything, yet you are only out for a brief moment. I remember one guy who used to do it would go into convulsions and no one would ever do it to him any more. I look back and can't believe some of the stupid stuff we used to do when we were kids. Now I read that kids are dying doing this. What were we thinking? I pray my kids don't grow up to do stupid stuff like that!

Burgundee said...

Nah, don't worry about it. I mean it's not as if you've provided step by step instructions or anything.

Marnie said...

Seconded. I move that that post be deleted.

RagDoll said...

Ice angel--

Ooooh! I remember that game! we used to do that in high school/Jr. High.

Sheesh, between that game, and inhaling the propellant out of the cans of Reddi-Whip, it's a miracle I have any brain cells left at all.


Oh, wait.... :P

JM, As A Sim said...

definitely jessica simpson.
john mayer is apparently tres kinky in the sack so this wouldn't shock me at all.

nice job!

kitty said...

Jessica Simpson.

Kate Hudson.

Shania Twain.

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