Monday, May 12, 2008

NY Daily News Blind Items

Which music-producing superstar recently had his nether regions pierced in hopes of increasing his, you know, sensation?

Which formerly awesome Major League pitcher can the blame loss of shoulder strength on years of smoking pot and one drug-addled incident where he had to carry a passed-out date up three flights of stairs? His fastball hasn't been the same since.

16 comments:

ali said...

Barry Zito

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I am going to say Andy Pettite for 2, just cause everyone else will say Roger Clemens.

Unknown said...

#1 - Pharell. He's got that androgynous/closet freak thing going on.

Anonymous said...

lol@the notion that pot smoking (and one lame fall down and go boom) will somehow decrease muscle mass to the point of being washed up. I'd say lack of activity would be the main culprit! LOL.

Anonymous poster said...

This is right up there with Canseco, thought I'm assuming it's much more recent.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Maybe he fell on his arm/shoulder. To a pitcher that's probably like a surgeon getting his hand run over.

HthrHllywd said...

Ewww a Prince Albert haha. Sick.

And the second one is the Brewers Eric Gagne. But it certainly isn't from pot, that writer is an idiot.

Maja With a J said...

P Diddy or Puff Daddy or whatever the hell his name is now.

I don't know anything about sports stars so no guesses for #2.

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KS said...

scott storch

La Pachuquita said...

Barry Zito for #2, he is the Giant's golden boy with a slow fastball, and he looks like a pothead. Justin Timberlake for #1

jax said...

lol Bad Fish..too true.
if that were the case i'd be a pool of fuckin jelly right now.

Emobacca said...

Number 2 is definitely Barry Zito. He is known for being a pot head and his fastball has decreased to 83mph

Reese said...

Barry Zito does sound about right. He's lost his last seven games; I can't even remember when he was throwing well.

The Dude Abides said...

#1 is either Camel (Jay-Z) or P Diddy.

#2 has Barry Zito's name all over it. The Giants have completely ruined their team over the next several years due to his ridiculous contract and lost fastball.

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