Friday, December 12, 2008

This Is Going To Turn Out Well


Do you remember how you used to drive when you were 16? I do. I have fond memories of driving a big tank of a car that had been my grandmothers. I remember that I could hit just about anything and it wasn't going to do any damage to me or to the 10 people I routinely crammed into every space that didn't have a fast food wrapper or empty cans.

Miley Cyrus on the other hand has been given a Porsche. Sure its a couple of years old, but it's still a Porsche. If I had been 16 with Porsche, I would be dead right now. Not so much from the speeding I would have done, but can you imagine trying to fit ten people into a Porsche? I would have died from suffocation. I'm guessing in order to keep their money tree growing and happy, her parents decided to forget their own first years of driving and must think Miley will be an excellent driver. Yes, she says it just like Rainman. You are saying it now aren't you? You are rushing off to YouTube to see if they have that clip. Well, if they do, post it in the comments so I can watch.

The only good thing that I guess her parents can hope for is that it is almost impossible to have sex in a Porsche. Plus, with paps following her all the time. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Can you imagine a 16 year old driver being tailed and shadowed by 10 cars? Wow. This is going to be worse than I imagined. I also think it wouldn't have killed her parents to actually act like parents. Sure, they will say they didn't get her the car she wanted, but maybe it would have been a good life lesson to give her the same kind of car that all of her 16 year old fans have to drive.

23 comments:

Audrey said...

When I was seventeen, my boyfriend had a Porsche 914 and I can guarantee that it is, in fact, very possible to have sexual relations in a variety of positions inside one.

captivagrl said...

most 16 year old drivers should have a very limited time on the road(never after dark)and they shouldn't "own" cars. parents need to parent children and decide on an individual basis when each child is ready for this responsibility.

jax said...

i heard she got her mother's old car...a porsche.

i couldn't be happier,fire that bad boy up and speeeed away Miley.

MontanaMarriott said...

Thank God, I live in NYC.
Sorry my LA brethren, your roads have gotten that much more worse

canadachick said...

so Lilo 2.0 is hitting the road ways....good luck folks...d

not on my dollar said...

If Miley makes the most money in the house I doubt it very seriously if her parents are going to say no to anything that she wants.

Also they may not care that she's having sex. Britney's mom thought it was a good idea for her to have sex with the football player in high school and Angelina's mom let her boyfriend move in. Miley's parents probably feel like at least they know she's having sex and don't have to guess at what she's doing.


Do I agree with any of this? Of course not!

juicy said...

Good for her. She works a lot more and a lot harder than nearly any other 16 year old. Let her have the hand me down Porsche. Who cares?

Lissa THEEE Pissa said...

Here ya go, Enty...
Loved that movie!

Anyhow, I had always wanted a Chrysler LeBaron convertible. My dad was deadset against it. My mother passed away two months before my 16th birthday. Know what I got?
A brand new, customized 1995 Chrysler LeBaron. Hunter green with tan top and tan leather interior. My dad said that my mom had been saving up money for almost two years for it...

Lissa THEEE Pissa said...

Der. Here's the clip info...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vMCTgGjTRA

Can't embed in the comments...

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ms_wonderland said...

It's a Porsche Cayenne - what you chaps call an SUV. Plenty of room for 10 naked underwear models.

I'm sad that I know this.

skydives1 said...

Unfortunately, I had a Porsche when I was 16, and sex is possible in it. Good, dangerous times

Sylvia said...

I thought I read yesterday at another site that the type of license she has she can only drive if an adult is accompanying her.

SmokeYourselfThin said...

Well, I went out with a guy who had a Porsche 944, and that thing was CRAMPED! And I'm a small girl, and he was a skinny guy. I never had sex with him though, just knowing that he was 16 and had slept with like, 50 girls (seriously, and I was a virgin) and about 10 of them that were my most hated enemies made me decide to keep it in my pants. I guess guys with Porsches get laid easily...and it's probably the same for girls with Porsches? But I'm old now, so what the hell do I know about kids today? Nothing, and that's how I like to keep it!

Sis said...

I know several parents who thinks if it is done with them knowing or "supervising" nothing bad will happen, seems like a disaster to me!

But more importantly, how about the cars you have had sex in...

Buick (boat type from the 70's)
Mazda RX7
Van (good times)
Truck

Is it okay if I was married to two of them (one currently)??

jax said...

Puegot. lol.

bmini said...

volkswagons. A various assortment.

Miranda said...

The worst was the VW Fox, way too cramped but possible. There was an Acura Integra that wasn't too bad and a Dodge Caravan (gotta love minivans). Hmm ... there were a couple of SUVs, too. Those are surprisingly sex-friendly vehicles.

Okay, I gotta stop this. I've had sex in too many kinds of cars.

Norah said...

WTF
i can't believe her first car is a porsche.
my car, which i got 2 years ago when i got my permit is a fucking jeep honda from like 5 years ago.

i can't wait for her to crash or hit someone.

she totally controls her parents though. she is the HBIC and you've got to keep the HBIC happy.

Dave said...

I was given a tank for my first car too, drove a 1970 Jeep Wagoneer. (This would be in the early 80s)

It had some drawbacks, but on the good side...bench seats do have their advantages when you take a girl out. :)

bionic bunny! said...

correct me if i'm wrong, enty, but in california, the LAW is very strict about young drivers. must be accompanied by an adult, no driving after dark with other teens in car or some such.
not that it will make any difference in her case, but i know they've stiffened up the laws since my kids got their licenses.
and i've never had sex in a car, dammit! and now my joints are too bad and i have a brand new ragtop>>>
that nobody's (meaning me and mr. buns) allowed to mess up anyway (and, no, daughter is not allowed to touch it. son is married and on his own)!!
shoulda done it in the toyota minivan when we had it and were newlyweds.

shakey said...

If Miley paid for that car, whether it's now used or not, then she's entitled to it.

Ms.Leigh said...

she's 16 with a bad attitude who was GIFTED a fricken porche. she isn't entitled to anything!

i don't care that she "works so hard" for a 16 year old. if her parents did more, you know parenting than spending their cash-cows money, maybe she'd be a sweeter kid with a less strenuous schedule and requesting more down to earth (and eco friendly) cars.

i pray she doesn't hurt anybody out on those so cal freeways. i've been driving 10 years and still can't handle it.