Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Thank You Tila Tequila

I know, I know. But, Tila Tequila made me laugh today. Someone please explain to me again how she became a star. Oh yeah, a bunch of perverts saw her wearing a bikini on her MySpace page and so some executive somewhere thought she would be perfect for a reality show.

Apparently Tila can sign books while giving an interview, because US, said they interviewed her while she was at her book signing. I'm skeptical that she can actually sign her name and talk at the same time. I'm pretty sure she can use a portable credit card machine to get an approval for a customer while talking though.

The shocking thing other than the fact that she has a book people want to buy is that she said she wants to adopt a boy. It freaked me out as well. I had a phone in my hand ready to dial child protective services when I read the following quote.

"Sometimes I think, like, let's just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing," she said. "But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything."

Breathe easy people. There is no way, Tila is going to make another billion dollars so the children of the world are safe. I love how she implies by her sentence that she has already made a billion dollars. Either that or she thinks billion comes before million. Either way, her time is done and if she has made a million, she should be thankful. because another million is not coming her way anytime soon.


MontanaMarriott said...

She is not the brightest bulb in the box, Enty.

Marna Palmer said...

HAHAHAHAHA, GREAT entry Enty! I can see you sweating bacon grease and booze while you're frantically googling child services.

KellyLynn said...

Is it just my imagination, or does the wall behind her in that picture appear as if someone with greasy hands has been pawing it up? Just sayin'.

Linnea said...

SOMETHING happened to that wall, thats for sure.

Ah, Tila. I have only ween her show for about five minutes, but she is just so way out there its hard to believe she is a real person..

Anonymous said...

If what she wrote on her book is in the same mannerism as her quote I doubt she will even make a million on the sales.

GladysKravitz said...

At least she is planning to adopt a child instead of conceiving one. Talk about a genetic cesspool. Ugh. But Enty's right. Her chances of making a billion dollars are about as good as my chances of becoming a Senator from Illinois. Oh wait, that's for sale. Never mind.

jax said...

lol the wall is a ski hill slope..take a closer look.

i love this hot mess! and yes i watched a shot at love...both of them! don't care who knows it!

Enty what do you think of the girl who was killed in that car accident that is going to appear on the Double Shot? her family approved but damn, who wants their daughters last days plagued by looking like a reality hooch?

Unknown said...

Okay, okay... I can see the ski slope now. I guess I was just trying to put what I saw into context and, get the picture.

selenakyle said...

Looks dirty to me.

selenakyle said...

Tila, not the wall...

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