Four For Friday - The Anal Retentive Edition
I have had three of these forever and have been waiting and waiting to hear about a fourth to complete the theme. Themes are good for Four For Friday.
#1 - This B list actor who has won some very big movie awards and starred in some very diverse movies is a smoker. Everytime he buys a pack of cigarettes he cuts exactly one inch off the tip of each cigarette before he smokes it. He keeps a ruler and a pair of scissors with him at all times.
#2 - This B list comic movie actor who got his start on television before moving on to some starring roles in some very forgettable movies has had the exact same lunch everyday since the day his movie hit #1 at the box office. He had it the day he heard the news and never, ever deviates from that lunch.
#3 - When this perfume stopped being produced, this married A/B list always movies actress had her assistant spend two weeks online cornering the market on enough of the perfume to last our actress a lifetime. She refuses to endorse any perfume or develop and sell her own brand although she could and has been made offers. She has said that she "cannot live" without wearing this perfume everyday.
#4 - This C list television actor who has really done nothing since his hit ensemble comedy television show went off the air, only dines at restaurants when his "valet" is there. At about ten places he frequents, our actor calls ahead and will only patronize the restaurant when his favorite valet at the place is available to park his beloved car. Oh, and while he used to tip $100 each time, he is now down to tipping $5. I guess he needs a new show soon.



72 comments:
1. Sean Penn?
2. ?
3. ?
4. Matthew Perry or one of the other two from friends
#4 Matt LeBlanc?
1. RDJ
2. Kevin James
3. Gwyneth
4. Someone from Friends
3. I have heard a similar story , that is true, many years ago about Dolly Parton.
She wears a perfume by Mary Kay. When they stopped making it, I heard she wrote the company and they gave her all the bottles they had left at their HQ.
Didn't GOOPy do those Estee Lauder perfume ads?
shouldn't the folks from friends get nice residual checks?
RDJ is a much better guess than mine. I'm switching my vote.
For #2/Kevin James, would the movie be Chuck & Larry or Paul Blart? I would be more proud of Chuck & Larry than Mall Cop. Egads.
QS,
You'd think they would still have a nice chunk of money left considering what they made the final year and with residuals.
#1- don't really care...maybe RDJ...
#2- Kevin James (and he was right about his first movies being 'forgettable'. I just IMDB'd him and realized that i forgot about every movie on there...and i'd seen some of them!)
#3- don't have any guesses but it shouldn't be to hard considering it seems like every actress in hollywood either has their own perfume like or endorses someone elses...can't be gwyneth
#4- One of the friends...I think if it was LeBlanc something about "Joey" would have been mentioned...I'm going to go with Ross.
well, whoever #3 is, she is stupid. Doesn't she know perfume goes bad after time? If she buys 10,000 bottles, after a year or two, they will all be "expired"
I'm thinking Nicolas Cage for #1 but RDJ is good too.
#4 Matthew Perry. Ross has done some directing but Chandler has done nothing.
I too have heard the Dolly Parton perfume story.
Ok, "Ross" - David Schwimmer has done a lot of things, including directing, theater, dubbing (he's the movie Madagascar) and produces too.
yeah, friends is repeated every day all over the world. in the uk you can catch it 4 times a day on one channel. I'd doubt any of them would be needing cash anytime soon.
what about an older show like seinfeld or cheers?
my fav perfume was discontinued, too...i worked for a company that made fragrance and sold the raw materials for fragrance....if you keep it in the fridge, you get a longer life out of perfume....prob not a lifetime though.
I doubt the Seinfeld people needed money too. I remember they got A LOT of movie per episode.