I know all of you need a break from the Octo-Mom stuff so instead of talking about her being offered $1M to do a porn, I thought I would talk instead about one of my favorite topics. The weirdest damn people I can find on the earth. I have to admit that I was a huge Jerry Springer fan. I could watch that show everyday and I used to tape it back in the day when we used videotapes. I even have every Jerry Springer Uncensored, but really there is not much to them that makes it worthwhile. Sure, you can hear the actual swearing, but there are only so many times you can hear the word f**k uttered before it becomes numbing. Oh, and as for nudity. If you enjoy watching a 45 year old woman who has not exercised a day in her life, weights close to 600 pounds, and want to see what her naked breasts look like, then that is what you get. Yeah. Good times.
Anyway, Cooper's Mom sent me this great story from Australia about a woman who just broke up with her boyfriend. Not a big deal right? Not if that was all there was. Turns out though, the reason this woman is in the news is because her last boyfriend was her dad. Jenny Deaves had a long term relationship with her father and even had two children by him. Well, after deciding that maybe she wanted to move on to better things, she found a new boyfriend. Her new boyfriend is a bi-sexual father of 3 who broke up with Jenny because he wanted to move to a different part of Australia and open a modeling and casting agency.
Yeah. I think there will be a huge casting couch for that one. Want to know the best part? Jenny and her boyfriend lived together. Where did they live you ask? Well, where else? They lived with her dad. Jenny refused to say whether she alternated bedrooms while she was living there or now that if she has broken up if she is back in dad's bed full-time.
Disgusted yet? Wait, there's more. Well, Jenny's dad considers himself to be quite the ladies man and has a Facebook account where he is trying to meet single women. How does he describe himself? No, not as a guy who should be locked up or a incest lover, but rather "down to earth with a sense of humour (most of the time)" and "a wildlife carer". Aww, makes it all seem warm and fuzzy. Hope his new wife doesn't have any kids.