Thursday, February 26, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which sleazy reality star is going to have a cow when he finds out there's a sex tape of him floating around? In it, he's having a threesome with his very best friend.

27 comments:

nichole said...

Spencer Pratt

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Sporky said...

Ew, but I was thinking, Gene Simmons?

Lisa said...

They're all sleazy on some level, and no doubt all have participated in a tape or two.

canadachick said...

Brody Jenner...

Pookie said...

well, i'd say brett michaels, except he'd prob love it if there was a tape floating around...anything to extend his 15 minutes regardless of whose in it...so i'm going to go w/ ray j. he's majorly skeezy sleazy, and he's used to his sex tapes having women, not (what i'm assuing to be) a male best friend.

besides, the hip-hop & african american communities really keep gay activity on the DL and really frown on it, so he's totally my best guess. i can see how he'd totally have a cow if something like that was made public.

Mooshki said...

My first thought was Spencer, then I changed my mind because I don't believe he has any friends.

Goodgrief said...

Nick Hogan

Bodie said...

i agree with canadachick that it's Brody Jenner..."sleazy reality star"....Sleazy-T.....

B626 said...

The sleaziest thing I have seen on reality TV is Flava Flav's dating shows.
What time is it?
Time to get banged by your best buddy!

Suzanne said...

Ha... Ray J... he doesn't want it "floating around" -- he wants it so he can sell it himself.

Jamie's Girl said...

Who cares that there is a porn tape of some reality star.

sexymexi said...

Im going with Rett Michaels. As ashamed as I am to admit I do watch Rock of Love, He likes to proclaims himself to be somewhat wholesome in the fact that he wants to find hid one true love. Whatever. His only reason for this show is a poonfest.

DivaJulia said...

"Sleazy reality star" = REDUNDANT.

Ray-J; the black guys don't want that kind of tape floating around. All about The DL, knowm'sayin'?

Rocket Queen said...

That Doug Reinhardt guy?

Mooshki said...

Duh, I didn't read it carefully the first time through. It's obviously Bart Simpson and Milhouse! ("..have a cow..")

Cirse said...

Very best friend? Someone from Bromance, maybe?

jax said...

duh Criss Angel.

kathryn said...

spencer and brody woohoo!

ms snarky said...

please let it be a sleazy reality star and man's best friend. it would make my 2009 complete.

ms snarky said...

wait, I have the perfect solution that will make everyone happy. I heard Brody Jenner say on Howard Stern that Spencer Pratt was one of his best friends and had been for years. So it could be Brody / Spratt for the win!

BlahFrickinBlah said...

For whatever reason, the first person I thought of was Mike "Boogie" from Big Brother and Dr. Evil Will as the best friend.

Ed said...

SPencer and Brody for sure

jax said...

actutally i think this IS Ray J.

"have a cow" = Simpsons

Simpsons= OJ Simpson

OJ Simpson= Robert Kardashian.

Robert= Kim Kardashian

You can't tell me that tape with Kim is the ONLY one he's made.

Goodgrief said...

Maybe Whitney Houston is in the sex tape with Ray J this time.

april d. said...

I agree with the Ray J. guess. There has been whispers about this ever since his Kim Kardashian sex tape. Word has it that surveillence cameras caught him having gay sex in a recording studio while high on x. Pookie guessed it first, but great reasoning from Jax.

crass said...

how about simon "cow'ell??