Tuesday, February 24, 2009

What Is Mischa Barton Reading?


You know it is going to be a great day for snark when you can start it off with some Mischa Barton. In her never ending attempt to keep herself relevant and out there she will do absolutely anything to stay in the news. Look, I know lots of you would wish she would go away, but we really need to have these characters around to provide us some comic relief. We can't always count on just one person, we need several to keep the comedy running.

Anyway, Mischa has taken to her blog again. I thought she was going to post about how Maxim published more half naked photoshopped photos of her, but instead she blogged to set the record straight about how all of the world's press seems to be focused on her sudden weight loss. Ummm. Mischa. I have seen some articles about some other people including she who must not be named, but nothing about you.

I know you want there to be people and press that care about whether you gain or lose a pound or two but they haven't written anything because they don't really care. Now, I know you are very close to your mom and so what I suspect happened is that she went to a joke shop and got some fake newspapers printed up with you on the front page so you would feel special and important, but no one actually cares.

I know, it's sad. You thought you were going to be a huge movie star and instead you go from city to city trying to make a buck and get free stuff and no one seems to notice.

Here is how Mischa addressed to all 10 of her fans. Yes, 10 on her site about why she has had this sudden weight loss.

Things are really well in Mischa world and I've just been watching what I eat. I still love my pilates and yoga, and have cut back on fatty foods a bit. My time in India and Paris really just helped me lose a little bit of weight but there's nothing drastic going on!

Thanks for sharing where you have been. I didn't realize there was a place called Mischa World. How much is admission?

18 comments:

Pookie said...
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Ror said...

Mischa World-

Population: You

Population who cares: You

jenna said...

Uh enty? where have you been? mischa's weight loss has been pretty well reported.

Pookie said...

(oops, edit)

enty, "mischa world" is the top state attraction of Douche-a-chusetts.

kimpim said...

So a trip to India & Paris will give me that emaciated crack look? Screw Weight Watcher's, sign me up!

Cali Girl said...

is this a BI reveal - "you go from city to city trying to make a buck and get free stuff"? I remember some BI about some down and out actress begging for handouts from designers...

kimi said...

She and Jennifer Love Hewitt are so pathetic.

Bad Fish said...

I agree, where ya been EL? Mischa's sunken cheeks have been the talk of the town.

Kara said...

I'll jump on the agreeing bandwagon as well. Lots of people have been talking about how she looks crackhead scary skinny now.

stiffkittens said...

Now, I know you are very close to your mom and so what I suspect happened is that she went to a joke shop and got some fake newspapers printed up with you on the front page so you would feel special and important, but no one actually cares.

HAHAHA! That so happens! I think JLH's mother has the same hobby.

I agree about the blind reveal - such an apt post too. Enty's really good at the subtle cut downs. Mischa posts always make me giddy with snark glee :)
Maybe fishsticks is on to something with her 'bad energy highs' BS...

Lisa said...

Enty, admission to Micha World is a kilo. Heh.

canadachick said...

aww she's just mad cause blohan gets more press than her.....go lesbo Mischa...maybe someone will care

captivagrl said...

she's an asshole.

jenna said...

i still stand firm that that blind wasn't about mischa - there was an thing in womens wear daily today about how michelle trachtenberg had been going about trying to get loads of free stuff.

Majik said...

lmao @ Pookie "douche-a-chussettes". Love it.

bionic bunny! said...

i want to know where i can get a really cool ice cube tray like that... SUPERSIZE ME!

hee-hee.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Wait... Mischa **READS** ?????
And Boy George called... he wants his outfit back.

shakey said...

Maybe Mischa can take over Tara's old job as international whore. I mean ... charge for it.