Friday, August 28, 2009

Lindsay Lohan "Loses" $2M In Jewels


When I related this story to someone yesterday they said, "Why in the f**k do people give her stuff?" That's a good question. Why do jewelers give Lindsay Lohan anything to wear or use? It isn't like she is ever asked where an item came from. The only thing Lindsay is ever asked is whether it will be cash or credit for her drugs.

No one cares about her jewels or who she is wearing or any of that. For as much shopping as she does on a daily basis she looks homeless. I think she sells most of what she buys to pay her "expenses", but likes to feel important and so shops on a regular basis. To supplement her income she looks for other ways to raise cash.

Radar Online is reporting that XIV Karats have the most stupid employees on the planet. Despite the fact that the entire world knows not to leave a dime within the sight of Lindsay Lohan or it will vanish, they decided to go ahead and loan her $2M worth of jewels about two months ago. Of course they haven't seen them since.

When they asked for them back, Lindsay said they were stolen from her safe. Umm, when? They asked her for them back prior to this most recent break in. And, if you will recall, the break in before this one last week, nothing was stolen.

So, Michael Lohan who must have loaned his daughter some money because she is talking to him jumped in to the fray and said, "Lindsay didn't take anything from them. They lent her jewelry and she has to give it back to them. That's all I know. She has no intention of keeping any of it. So I guess they're sorting it out."

Umm, Lindsay said she didn't have it and Michael says she does. Interesting. The store just wants its jewels back. I can't believe they really expected to get them back. No other person in LA would ever give Lindsay jewels like that and they gave her $2M. They deserve to lose them for being such idiots.

Oh, and Elle Magazine? Are you still convinced Lindsay had nothing to do with the jewels that went missing on Lindsay's photo shoot?

43 comments:

linnea said...

i would give it to her if i had a really good insurance - give her 500k worth of it, claim its in fact worth 2 mil and cash in.

Kimberly said...

I wouldn't loan LL a pair of earrings from the dollar store.

I believe the jewelry store (and anyone else) that loans her items does it to get the publicity WHEN they are stolen. I doubt XIV Karats could have bought this kind of publicity for $2 million. Even bad publicity is good publicity.

While it's been fun ragging on LL on gossip sites, I think her life has taken a more dangerous, disturbing turn. It's one thing to stalk a lover (not that I'm in favor), but it's another to be in such a lightening-speed downward spiral. I almost guarantee that the Associated Press has one of the pre-written death obituaries ready for her.

McDooks said...

I don't feel sorry for her. By all accounts she is a complete asshole, and shits on people left and right. The fact that she is ALSO a druggie and alchoholic doesn't get her any sympathy from me. Those were HER choices. She has nobody to thank or blame but herself for her shitty life.
And as for anybody who would LEND her anything as valuable as $2 million dollars and allow it to leave their presence DESERVE to lose it. She has "skeevy thief" written all over her by now. TOO many incidents of her ripping shit off.

not on my dollar said...

This is starting to become tiring. I remember when Britney's daily antics were grating on my nerves and was very happy when someone took over her life, calmed her down and she became civil.

Based on what I see lately Britney could be like within a couple of years.

Lindsay needs to go to rehab for about a year(if that were possible), or just go away period.

She's never going to be okay unless she goes to rehab and gets clean or dies.

Mango said...

LiLo is a poster child for stage mothers who want their kids to get into the biz. You listening Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Joisey???? Let your kid grow up to be normal (well, NJ normal) with big hair, a nasal accent and a hubby who wears wife beaters.

captivagrl said...

insurance fraud. she's not the only one involved.

blog hopper said...

She's completely in denial that anything is her fault. So she'll never get better until she takes responsibility for the way her life has turned out.

Until then, we're stuck hearing about her embarrassing antics.

Caroline said...

The AP has pre-written obits for everyone - even Dakota Fanning.

How do y'all think Linds is supporting her obviously increasing drug habit? She hasn't done anything paid except those crappy Italian fashion commercials in ages, and all that cash probably went towards keeping her mortgage lenders off her case. She steals this stuff to support her drug habit.

The incredibly sad thing about her (and Mischa and Kirsten and all the others) is that they have no one in their lives who cares enough to truly help them.

AvaMore said...

PLEASE Enty!
PLease!

Make this a lindsey-free zone!
SO tired of listening to gossip about this useless piece of trash.
WHY is she famous? Becuse she's a MESS! Please, put the kibosh on it.

Until she dies of an overdose anyway.

Cecilia00 said...

I believe her complete attitude is "Oh celebrities do this stuff all the time. Everyone in L.A. does it. I am a celebrity, thus I am entitled to what I wish."

She doesn't even live in any type of reality. And everyone aroudn her just feeds the beast. Only Lindsay can help Lindsay.

shazzzba said...

I DON'T WANT TO READ ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THIS MESSED UP JUNKIE...
I WOULDN'T LOAN HER CHINATOWN COPIES....SHES MEANINGLESS...HAS NO COMMERCIAL VALUE..
SOOO WHO WOULD BE STUPID TO ENOUGH TO LEND HER ANYTHING OVER .99.....

sunnyside1213 said...

When will this sad mess hit bottom?

equinox said...

Just OD already and put us out of our misery.

.robert said...

Yeah, insurance fraud. She probably collects a commission for it.

Stephen said...

Just curious...since, according to video, the "burglars" looked like the same ones who robbed Audrina Partidge's house were there any reports that she might have had jewelry from XIV Karats.

Same people and both times through an unlocked door? It all sounds very fishy to me.

janele said...

Sadly, many people knew about Michael Jackson's various lawsuits against him for the way he didn't pay his bills. But people still loaned him money.

selenakyle said...

Oh please.

All joking aside, I really am finished with this dirty little slag whore who threw her life away, and also with her enabling, remora-like, latched-on family.

Next!

I have more respect for Sam every day. I truly think she tried, and likely got her heart broken along the way knowing she was USED, above all.

selenakyle said...

...and looks like we're all on the same wavelength here. Our reading and writing about her probably only makes it worse. If we totally ignore her maybe the paps will forget to follow her around.

Yeah, like THAT's gonna happen...

devildana said...

I am going to get my comments deleted again, so let's see how civil I can be...
Linsanity- Please do us a favor and go ahead and hang yourself or OD. I hope that you read ENTY and just go ahead and do us all a favor. Your life is FUBAR and meaningless. You are not worth the ink to write about you. You will never recover and will never have anyone's respect. You are so much into yourself and it's sad, because everone else thinks that you and your family is a joke. Your life is a waste of flesh and you are taking up valuable air that the rest of us actual productive society need. Nobody will ever love you because they can't get past all of your whining and general uselessness. Please just go ahead and OD so that we can use this space in the future for someone who is actually relevant.

RocketQueen said...

I agree with Kimberly - her life has taken a disturbing turn. This will get much worse - it's like you can feel it.

Disagree with banning her - she amuses me to no end. Isn't this why we read gossip, people??

Last and sorry, but seriously people. How can you wish death or OD on anyone? Fucking brutal. This is a person. With a family (such as it is). We know she's messed up and lost. Doesn't mean she deserves to die. Jesus. If you don't want to read about her, I'd suggest you not visit a celeb gossip site.

devildana said...

Rocket Queen-
I voice my opinion as brutal as it may be. She has had wonderful opportunities to not only help herself, but to help others. She is not a victim, but a willing participant in the demise of her own being. Don't even get me started on kids that come from worse being better. She is a participant in excess and it is killing her. She has tried rehab and won't stay straight, because she believes the world should be at her disposal. She has a sense of entitlement that is only rivaled by her narcissitic personality. She has pissed away every chance given to her. Do I feel sorry for her? Fuck NO. I feel sorry for children in Darfur. Do I value her life? NO. She has single handedly pissed it away. SO fuck her and white Oprah. Darwinism will prevail here. She will be her own demise. Why prolong it????

AvaMore said...

Good point RocketQueen~ I retract what I insinuated, I truly do not wish an overdose story about ANYONE~ including Lindsay.

HOWEVER~

Let's keep her off the site.

I am done with giving her attention, negative or otherwise.

I wish her health and happiness.

(Good Karma Restored ;))

pianoman said...

I think Devildana is in DIRE need of attention today..

Quintessential Southerner said...

"I almost guarantee that the Associated Press has one of the pre-written death obituaries ready for her."

someone beat me to it. every famed person has a pre-written orbit.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I do feel sorry for her. Not in a "ooh, she can't help it" kind of way, because I do think she can help it and I do think she could get out of the hole she is in and rebuild her career. I feel sorry for her because she seems so desperate. Because I don't wish drug addiction on anyone. I don't think she really has anyone in her life that cares about her because they would have put her back in rehab by now. She is such a trainwreck and with every new pap picture that comes out she just looks worse and worse, and more and more desperate. She needs help and she doesn't have anyone to help her.

RocketQueen said...

@AvaMore - Karma called, asked me to let you know it's all good :)

The Professionals said...

If Lindsay is hooking to generate cash, please let me know. I'd pay a few thousand to fuck her.

Anna said...

Who is white Oprah?

RocketQueen said...

gasp! what shocking posts by The Professional! such language! I'm scandalized! Oh my goodness! I'm outraged and everything else!
-There, done. That's what you wanted, right? You have been acknowledged. You're welcome.

Lindsay Blohan said...

My mother

Lindsay Blohan said...

I wouldn't have been robbed if I'd paid my dealer on time.

I noticed that you could see the cocaine in my nostrils when the camera shot closeups of me on Project Runway. Oopsey!

SugaMama said...

Someone should mail her the headline picture.

ardleigh said...

I'd like to see her go to jail. I think it's the only thing that will straighten her sad sorry life out.

zandra said...

This would be a nice insurance scam, if XIV Karat split the insurance money with her they both make money and there is a retail slow down in the gem trade right now. I've never seen any expensive jewelry on her in any recent photos.

Sneaky Sneaky.

audieh_1 said...

I agree with HarrietHellfire.

Pookie said...

hate begets hate, people. let's not feed the trolls.

*hopes enty and his power of delete button show up soon*

selenakyle said...

Hey Quintessential Southerner--

Yes. I, too, want a pre-written orbit.

Love, sk



*all said in true typo-lovin' fun!*

selenakyle said...

Oh--and I think Anna's comment asking "who's White Oprah" is the absolute funniest thang I've hear all day!

I really needed an uplift that was not underwire-aided.

Thanks to all for continued excellent gossiping.

Have a GREAT weekend! (even if you have to work like I do)

mwah, mwah, kiss, kiss

Lana's Blog said...

She's a jerk, spawned of jerks.

Pessoa de interesse said...

Wasn't this a blind item last week about not owing money to your dealer or else? As seen here:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/08/todays-blind-items_26.html

Pink Skull said...

We talked about this in a class I took. A lot of rappers do this. They buy insurance for the jewelry that's on loan, hire a goon to ''steal'' it, report it as stolen, keep the jewels and let insurance deal with it.

PJ Nelson said...

I'm on the insurance fraud train...

Jungle007 said...

I also agree with Hariett. I know there are many people more deserving of my sympathy, but hell, I feel sorry for her too.

I also think she's a bitch, but her mother and father have fully entitiled her to be said bitch for years and years now just to be in the eye of fame. They are doing the same thing with Ali and will also try to do it with Cody, although their sons don't seem to crave attention the same way their daughters do (I was bored this week and watched most of the episodes of "living lohan" on Rogers on demand)

The jewelery thing is probably insurance fraud, and honestly who cares? This shit happens all the time with celebs who have been lent gazillions in jewels/clothing/etc. That doesn 't make me want her to die. She's actually entertaining to me still. She hasn't reached Britney's level of psychodom yet and still has a head shave, a couple failed mariages and an umbrella attack to go.