Thursday, April 08, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This very young, but legal, socialite reality star (not cable) was at a party the other night when she made it very clear that she was available for the night for the right price. Her asking price? $25,000. When one guy asked her how come she charged so much she said, "I'm on a reality show. I have a DVD of one of the episodes if you want to watch."

45 comments:

Ryan said...

Jules Kirby for the Mu*haF*ckin' WIN!!

RocketQueen said...

I object to her being called a "socialite". She's obviously a prostitute.

RJ said...

I don't watch reality tv, but this would have to be someone who was on the Bachelor, Survivor, Amazing Race or the Apprentice or one of those weight loss shows, right? Since he says not cable that means one of the shows on NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox, or the CW.

sunnyside1213 said...

Paris?

JW said...

This reminds me of an old joke: Guy walks up to a pretty girl and says would you sleep with me for a million dollars. She hesitates and then says yes. He then asks, would you sleep with me for $10. She gets very offended and says - Of course not, what do you take me for? He says, we've already established what you are, now we're just dickering over price.

Tara said...

Who are the chicks on the Socialite Life show? I've seen the commercials, but I've never watched it. Isn't that on the CW?

Gretchen said...

One of the older Duggar girls.

Cancan said...

Jules is pushing 30. Too old.

I think it's someone from NYC Prep, maybe? Was that on the CW or cable?

Tara said...

High Society, that was the name of the show.

busybee said...

The duggars are on cable TLC

slider1964 said...

She sounds like a real class act! Rolls eyes!!! WTF is wrong with people that are on reality shows. They keep turning out to be killers and hoes!! Scary!!!

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shazzzba said...

WHEN I WAS A KID...SAYING SOMEONE WAS A SOCIALITE MEANT THEY WERE PART OF AN UPPER CLASS CONSISTING OF WELL BRED, WELL MANNERED PEOPLE....THIS IS A CALL GIRL NOTHING MORE....

Sylvia said...

shazzzba, they were more discreet in those times.

nunaurbiz said...

Ivanka Trump? hahahaha

Gretchen said...

I don't care if it's cable I still vote for a Duggar. ;-P Only because I SO desperately want that to be the case.

Tenisha said...

Snooki?

kitty litter said...

shazzzba, are you ever gettin that keyboard fixed? lol.

i like it, i'm just bustin yer chops.

Barton Fink said...

Is the CW a not cable network? The weird thing about life in 2010 is that I get all my channels via direct or cable t.v., so I don't know what the broadcast networks are. Like, weren't there broadcast channels other than the big three?

"High Society" was on CW, so the Jules Kirby guess would be right, if CW is one of those off-brand and yet non-cable channels.

Tenley said...

I never associated "socialite" with high class -- I've known debutants. They can get their freak on in ways that are just plain bizarre and nasty. I've always just associated "socialite" with Rich -- Old Rich, Blue Blood Rich, people-who-go-to-Charity-Balls (yes they exist) Rich.

nancer said...

a socialite to me is someone who's family has money and they go to lots of parties. yes, the often start out as debutantes. it's not a commentary on HOW they live their lives. some really do work---ivanka trump is one of those and aerin lauder is another. nothing wrong with being a socialite. doesn't mean you're a whore (and whoever this is, she's definitely a whore.)

ea73 said...

Isn't there an 18-ish Kardashian? I'd say that sounds like the right amount of class for one of them.

Lana's Blog said...

Oh, oh! Me! I think I got this one.

Olivia Palermo is a legit socialite and on a reality show.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Palermo

She also has a bit of a history of desperation, something to do with begging for friends.

Lana's Blog said...

Bah, not cable. BAH!

Daria said...

But is Jules Kirby "very young"? I thought she was in her 30s, like Tinsley Mortimer.

chopchop said...

I'd hate it if shazzzba ever stopped using all caps. It's her schtick! :-)

Revali said...

chop, i was thinking the same thing =)

Get a Life said...

Elizabeth Hasselback originally on Survivor...FTW

Don't think it's her, but wish it was because she's a ElizaBITCH.

Barton Fink said...

Hasselbeck -- now I have an image in my mind of her doing an intense s&m scene, with over the top verbal degradation and lots of psycho mind games -- I don't like her politics, but I imagine she's probably quite a Tiger in bed (and I do mean Tiger).

Mango said...

LOVE the Ivanka Trump guess! Don't think it's her, but LOVE it!

Other than that, I got nuthin'

Oh, and SHAZZ should get to keep DA CAPS, even when she gets a new Keyboard/PC/Whatev. :)

sunnyside1213 said...

Didn't Ivanka Trump just have a big wedding? I don;t think it's her.

DoughnutHoes said...

Maybe it is one of those two incredibly stupid brunettes on that ridiculously asinine E! show...What is it called?? The one sister was involved in the Hollywood thefts, where they robbed LiLo and Audrina Partridge?

DoughnutHoes said...

Oh I just figured it out!

"Pretty Wild"

One of those "high" "class" hos?

nothistime said...

NOT cable per Enty's blind. Eliminates E and MTV. Must be NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX or CW. All that said I got nuthin.

flwrgurl said...

snookie

Char said...

Snooki isn't a socialite (unless there's something about her family I don't know) and anyway isn't that show on MTV?

MTV is cable. So is E!
CW is network.

Very young but legal has to be 18-21. So many of the people mentioned are over 25.

caralw said...

Julianna Hough?

Arkata said...

I think the phrasing is misleading here. There are loads of people who charge an appearance fee to show up at nightclubs, parties, etc. Those people are "available for the night for the right price." The blind doesn't say anything about the reality star being a whore, even if the language is suggestive. I think this was an overheard conversation about a reality star(let?) bragging about the appearance fee she can command. FTW.

Melinda C. said...

Isn't "America's Next Top Model" on the CW? It couls be any one of those hot messes.

Charlie said...

Well she's not young but how bout Joy Behar.

sandman said...

ivanka trump looks like traci lords

KrIsTiN said...

This is for sure Tess or Alexis from pretty wild.

Jaiden_S said...

E! is a cable network, so it can't be the Pretty Wild girls. Has to be someone young from a network reality show. My guess is someone from last season's Survivor or Amazing Race.

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potatoholic said...

Stop guessing items that are on cable. The blind specifies NOT ON CABLE.