Wednesday, April 07, 2010

It's Been A Month Since A Jennifer Aniston Baby Cover - OK! Has You Covered


As much as I would like to see a column written by Bat Boy be on the cover of every tabloid in the world, I have to admit that when the tabloids trot out these Jennifer Aniston baby covers, they are truly a piece of work worth reading. My question is this. I ask this with all seriousness. Do you know someone or are you friends of friends with someone that honestly believes that Jennifer Aniston wants to have a baby with Gerard Butler? There must be those people out in the world. Yes, I get a satisfaction from writing about the articles and reading how they crafted it to make it seem like it has been confirmed, but I don't believe it. People must though. People must snap up these issues or tabloids wouldn't keep trotting them out there again. No Sandra and Jesse on the cover or big juice. Apparently the tabloid buying population likes their Jennifer Aniston cover stories very much. This is why she keeps getting paid huge dollars to make movies that bomb. What the studios need to realize is that $2.99 for a magazine is not $19.99 for a movie ticket.

So let's look at the article. The basis for it? Her hand on her f**king stomach. Yep. Apparently Madrid fans would not stop buzzing because of her hand on "her not-so-flat tummy." I think they just called her fat. “Jen very much wants to have a baby girl,” a source close to the star tells OK!. “She had a heart-to-heart with friends and relatives and admitted this is the year she’s going to become a mom. Jen adores Gerry and thinks he’d make a perfect father,” an insider tells OK!.

So it's confirmed. Jen is going to become a mom this year. Forget about all those other years where she confirmed she was going to be a mom or was pregnant or this time was the one and blah blah blah pass the joint Courteney.

I have to say I missed the covers. I want them to explain how they think Jen is fat. Have they seen her?

16 comments:

Shmooey said...

Pass the joint Courtney - LOL

That's her right hip, not a fat belly.

FrenchGirl said...

tired by Brangelina or Baniston story!
i would be interesting by her life when she will act in another thing than an idiot generic romcom!

Cheryl said...

Like the other 35 times she was pregnant.

RJ said...

I wish I had a "not so flat tummy" like Jen. And to think, I can go out in public and put my hand on it without having to field any pregnancy rumors. Amazing, when that clearly screams "I'm pregnant or I very much want to be!!!" loud and clear. I'd almost feel sorry for her if it were for the whole wealth, beauty, and amazing body thing.

RJ said...

Meant to say if it weren't for the whole wealth, beauty and amazing body thing. Still trying to get past the fact that her belly isn't considered flat by anyone with eyes.

califblondy said...

If she really wanted a kid, doncha think she'd have one by now? Why do the tabs insist everybody is pregnant???
Some people don't want a kid, good for them, it's their decision.

RocketQueen said...

Lol @ "thinks Gerry would make a perfect father". Right there, you know it's all a lie. Would his skanks come over on weekends only?

Also lol @ Jennifer Hudson "How I lost 56 lbs". The answer is weight watchers. No need to buy the mag now!

Cecilia00 said...

"pass the joint Courteney" - LOL.

Was that yet another reveal??

sunnyside1213 said...

I wish she would get pregnant so the damn rags could stfu about it.

jess said...

This magazine is crazy, where do they get these stories? and even crazier is how people actually buy them!. That's why i read online ;)

nancer said...

i'm so sick of this talentless bitch. she does this on purpose, i believe. she knows if she touches her abdomen in any way, she gets a cover out of it. pretty sad.

Crystalrope said...

I don't think that's her hand/arm. I think she's been Photoshopped.

Unknown said...

Is there seriously no other gossip right now in Hollywood? I can't stand her but I do feel bad that she's constantly speculated to be pregnant. If she ever does get pregnant I don't know if anyone will believe it.

audrey said...

I don't think Jennifer Aniston ever wanted kids. But if she came right out and said it she would alienate all those fans of hers in middle America who keep holding out, hoping this one might be the real deal. How old does a woman have to be before they stop with the pregnancy stories every week?

chestnut-red said...

Crys, I thought the same thing. Shouldn't the fingers be curled a little? Plus her shoulder/upper arm looks like she has her arm pointing out.

Does anybody with better anatomy knowledge agree?

or care? ;-D

GalFriday said...

Baby rumors always make me feel bad for celebrities.
In 'real life' there is an unwritten rule that you don't speculate outloud about a person's possible pregnancy unless they are 115 pounds and have a basketball belly. And even then ... it could be a horrific abdominal tumor. ;)

Yet, tabloids are always tossing the pregnancy rumors out there. No wonder Hollywood women have such body issues.
I was wearing a empire waist top a few years ago and someone asked me if I was pregnant ... ugh, confidence crushing. I starved myself for two weeks.

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