Thursday, April 08, 2010

The Ridiculous Story Of The Day


The Sun must have been pretty bored yesterday and couldn't find anything to write about because they brought out the married couple trying to have a baby story. This time they chose David and Victoria Beckham. The article says that Victoria is desperate to have a baby. Do you get that sense about her? I think she loves her kids but she doesn't seem like the kind of person who is desperate to get pregnant. Anyway, she is so desperate that she is forcing David Beckham to have sex with her five times a day everyday. This seems difficult considering they are never together, have three kids and he is on crutches. Where do they find time for five times a day? Apparently the routine is making David exhausted.

I love these kinds of stories. I mean they are a nice filler and fun to talk about for a few minutes but do any of you really see Victoria wanting more kids? Oh, and the most ridiculous part of the whole story? Victoria is now on a high carb diet of rice and potatoes. They must have left that bit in there from the last time they wrote the story. A carb? In Victoria's body? I don't think so.

21 comments:

Shmooey said...

This story of her wanting another child and trying to put on weight for that purpose has been around for a couple of weeks.

It's possible. For all her vanity she doesn't mind pregnancy and motherhood.
Don't buy the 5x a day, though.

MISCH said...

I THINK I READ THE DOCTORS SAID NO TO ANOTHER C-SECTION...

jess said...

I think she has her hands full with the three boys, but maybe she wants to try a 4th so she can maybe have a girl.

mazshad said...

I don't think she's desperate, but I read somewhere she'd like a girl. Like schmooey says for all her vanity,she does seem to genuinely like her children, for that alone I like her a little !

RocketQueen said...

Hot DAMN he is FINE.
Can't concentrate on anything else.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Is he wearing make up in that pic?

Anonymous said...

I've heard rumors that she wants another child for years. Maybe she does.

Cheryl said...

They print this more often than In Touch does Brangelina covers. One story is that they will name the girl Lala because she will be born in LA.

jess said...

@SueEllenMishkey yes, he is wearing eye liner, but I think he's one of the few men that can pull off the metrosexual look and still be a Hot Hot man.

Anonymous said...

And he is exactly that, Jess. He damn near sizzles.

Just Another Blonde said...

Sweet Jeebus he makes me tingle in all kinda of places... That MAN is Sexual Napalm not that tart JSimp... It physically hurts me to look at him. I don't care if he sounds like Minnie Mouse doing whippets when he talks, I'll stick a ball gag in his mouth and go to town...

Wait, what? Oh yeah. Vicki. For all her other BS she loves her kids and seems like a good mum, so I give her props. You never hear about her kids running around like hooligans. One has epilepsy and they are very careful with him. So props to her.

Now go eat a sandwich, Vic, while I satisfy your man :D

chihuahuense said...

lol@these comments!

timebob said...

he is hot, but when he starts to talk he is dumb as a box of rocks.

RJ said...

While I'd like to give Becks a go or two this afternoon, myself, I highly doubt the 5x a day story. Plus, if she really wants a daughter, they'd be using artifical insemination after having his "girl sperm" separated out at a doctor's office. When you've got their kind of money, you don't have to leave it up to fate in order to get the sex you want.

lmnop123 said...

When they were on Barbara Walters "Ten Most Interesting People" show a few years ago David said that he wouldn't mind having another kid and Vicki shot him a WTF look and said that she wasn't thinking about having anymore.

Don't know if that's true or not. Only time will tell.

Sporky said...

Just 'cause he's on crutches doesn't mean they can't do it.

He's hot, but he sounds like Mickey Mouse with a British accent when he talks, and it just kills it for me.

Mango said...

Must be an old pic. I don't see Becks' tatts.

caydian said...

Man, I could bounce a quarter off all that tight skin.

lanasyogamama said...

I believed it up til the high carb diet.

jax said...

don't you have to be menstruating to get pregnant?

HannahPalindrome said...

HE IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!

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