Friday, November 19, 2010

Four For Friday - Strange Sex

#1 - This A list television comedic actor who has done lots of movies sweats so much while having sex that he has multiple layers of towels on his bed.

#2 - This Twilight actor gets lot of sex. The thing is, he is a big germophobe so he insists on the women he sleeps with do not kiss him and wear surgical gloves. Yeah, sounds fun.

#3 - This C+ list actor who made his fame on a hit cable show turned movie franchise has a penis so small that he only hires people to have sex with him and they have to say how large he is.

#4 - This B+ list actress from a hit network medical drama had a boyfriend. They went out. It came time to have sex, and she made her boyfriend dress up like one of the male characters on her show.

52 comments:

rhinovirus said...

#2 I'll go w/ Kellan Lutz, just cause I hate his name.

#3 Jason Lewis from SATC

valerie said...

Surely #3 is my ex-boyfriend. *shudder*

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RocketQueen said...

1. Jon Cryer
2. Lutz or maybe that Jasper guy? Or is that his character's name? I've just bored myself talking about Twilight.
3. Lewis is a great guess!
4. Olivia Wilde - I'm down with making a man dress like House :)

penelope said...

#1 has got to be Alec Baldwin. It's not that I dislike him, it's just that he looks like he would sweat alot having sex due to his size and the physical exertion it would take!! :o)

Mina said...

#2 Jackson Rathbone or whatever his name is.

Cheryl said...

#1 Kevin James

#3 Jason Lewis

#4 Sandra Oh

Mark said...

1 - Kevin James
3 - Johnny Knoxville

RocketQueen said...

I thought about Sandra Oh for #4 - but then couldn't decide if Grey's is a comedy. I don't watch - is it?

I like the Alec Baldwin guess a LOT, penelope. Sold.

sunnyside1213 said...

LOL @ Valerie. We dated the same guy?

Any woman can take out any man with 4 little words. Is it in yet?

maggiemei said...

#1 Steve Carrell

#2 Cam Gigandet

#3 Was going to say Chris Noth, but Jason Lewis is so much better!

#4 Sandra Oh

dragonlady said...

I'm going Danny De Vito for number 1 - he is in some sitcom and is waaaay hairy so he has got to be gross sweaty during sex!! (and look at him - he just looks like he would need the towels!)

and jason lewis is probably right no. 3 - but I don't want it to be!!

Jamie's Girl said...

1 = Alec Baldwin. He is so yucky with all of his hair.

2 = I'm thinking Gigandet or Lutz

3 = Jason Lewis

4 = Sandra Oh... I think she has it out for McDreamy.

Grey's Anatomy is a Drama, not a comedy.

SkittleKitty said...

#1 I like the Cryer and Baldwin guesses. While I could see it for Kevin James, I don't think he's A-list. Not DeVito or Carrell (both seemingly happily married).

#2 Don't know/care but yuck.

#3 Lewis seems like a perfect guess. Maybe that's why he likes to be coked up.

#4 I like the Oh or Wilde guesses.

RocketQueen said...

Isn't Gigandet with his baby mama, though?

Maja. With a J. said...

Steve Carell for #1. He just strikes me as a sweaty guy.

KellyLynn said...

Why wouldn't number one be David Spade? Is he no longer A-list?

Preciousredtx said...

@sunnyside....I still tell the joke every now and then....what are three 2 letter words for small....is it in? LOL

ardleigh said...

1) On the Alec Baldwin bandwagon

2) Heck sounds like this guy and Terrance Howard would bathe the woman in Lysol before the deed. What a mood enhancer no kiising and surgical gloves sound like.
3)Why oh why couldn't #3 be Charlie Sheen.

4) Oooo #4 is almost a twofer if we guess the woman we need to guess the man too.

The Nightmare Child said...

1. Steve Carrell. Call it a hunch.


2. Peter Facinelli or whatever his name is.

3. Bam Margera.

4. I have no clue, but I want a reveal for this one...and her number.

MAC said...

What about Charlie Sheen for #1?

califblondy said...

Noooo, not Jason Lewis. Samantha wouldn't have been with him so long if he was hamster-hung. Pick one of the other guys like Mario Cantone, wait no, not him, I like him. Oh hell.

sunnyside1213 said...

OT, but People says Michael Phelps and Brittny Gastineau Are Dating. Can't find the blind about the athlete, but I think this is the answer.

Melody the First said...

Based on the way she drools on her co-star in interviews, I'd say the actress (Lisa something) who plays Cuddy on House for #4.

James Aurus said...

Good guess Melody! Lisa Edelstein fits and she no longer has a boyfriend. The way she drools over her married costar is kinda creepy.

feraltart said...

I agree with Alec Baldwin for #1, and I would still do him. Thanks for yet another photo Enty, keep 'em coming!

MCH said...

#1 I immediately thought Steve Carrell, although I could see it being Baldwin.

#2 Jackson Rathbone

#3 The only ones from SATC that fit this are Jason Lewis & Gilles Marini. I can't imagine it being the later. What about David Eigenberg?

#4 Creepy!

Nicolette said...

# 3 wouldn't be Jason Lewis. He was linked to Rosario Dawson awhile back.
Other than that I've got nothing.

Bums of the world said...

#1 has got to be Jason Segel

Basil said...

Not really liking the jokes being made about who number 3 is. It's not like it is his fault, and there is certainly nothing he can do about it. And if he has to hire professionals to give him an ego boost, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Whoever he is, I sincerely hope he finds the right woman who doesn't care about penis size all that much and doesn't laugh in his face. Poor guy.

Basil said...

ETA Number one sounds like Charlie Sheen. If he is as big a booze and coke hound as he appears to be, he is sure to get sweaty when he goes through the DT's. But whoever it is, he is at least thoughtful enough to think ahead and provide towels.

Whoever number two is, I am surprised they are an actor if they are a germaphobe. A movie set isn't the most sterile place in the world. Unless of course he is a big name enough to have his own trailer, and other than the 3 big stars of the franchise, I can't see production providing private trailers for the rest.

.robert said...

Basil, but what if it was Jeremy Piven?

HannahPalindrome said...

#2: Confused?
He will stick his penis in a vagina that may or may not have an STD, with the possibility of the condom falling off, and he's worried about kissing?

Okay

Dijea said...

#1 So thought Alec Baldwin
#2 Any of them
#3 I would LOVE it to be Johnny Knoxville
#4 Not sure

Shoko Valensi said...

I agree with Steve Carell for #1 and Jackson Rathbone for #2 just because i dont believe Kelan Lutz is having sex with women =P

bookstalker said...

Does the fact that number #3 says 'people' rather than 'women' signify anything about Jason Lewis' preferences if this is indeed him? Or anyway, whoever this is about?

lollydarling said...

Or man, Basil.

The Tempestuous Grape said...

#3 is not Bam Margera. Trust me.

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parissucksliterally said...

California blondie, I think you are mixing up fact and fiction. "Samantha" is a character, as is "Smith". Jason Lewis is a real person. I really hope you were kidding in your comment.

what about the guy who plays the gay bff? I am totally blanking on his name, but he is not cute, would have to pay people to have sex with him.

Barton Fink said...

For #2, one can only hope that some day he will be kidnapped by John Mayer and forced to endure some highly unhygienic scenes. Maybe John Mayer has a purpose in this world after all.

Scott said...

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FighttheFuture said...

#1 screams Jeremy Piven. That douche is always sweating in every single photo I've seen of him.

looserdude said...

deets grape

Mark said...

1. Pivert
2. Jackson Rathbone
3. Mario Cantone
4. Ellen Pompeo

MizCaramel said...

I'd love it to be Alec Baldwin and I'd still do him... I can't help myself I like him...

mazemerizing said...

I would have thought #1 to be Robin Williams. TV being "Mork and Mindy."

Tanzania said...

For the #4 guess: Olivia Wilde and Ellem Pompeo are both married so the "boyfriend" angle won't apply to them. OW eloped when she was 18, long before "House."

__-__=__ said...

PSL - Samamtha IS a real person. I'm sure! Ergo, Jason Lewis is not #3. I cannot imagine he is in the "where is it" category. Not.Possible.

Jacqueline said...

The answer is NOT Jackson Rathbone. 100% positive.

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