Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Quick And Painless


So, if someone ever asked you how sex with someone was, how many of you would answer with quick and painless? Well, that is exactly what Jasmine Waltz said of her encounter with a drunken David Arquette. Well, she also said it was nothing exciting. Is her normal sex life long and painful? What makes you answer the question that way? I get the feeling that sex with David Arquette lasted about two minutes and that was that. Oh, and although David said he cried during sex with Jasmine she says he didn't. If he was not crying then, he is probably crying now knowing what she said about sex with him.

16 comments:

shakey said...

Quick and painless probably means she didn't even realize he was in.

lanasyogamama said...

It makes it sounds like she got paid!

Anonymous said...

Why do women like her feel they have to degrade themselves??

Isn't she embarrass with the answers she is providing?

Cheryl said...

Quick and painless means let's just get this over with.

selenakyle said...

...or that she was being somehow compensated or compelled to engage in intercourse with him and was like "whew, that wasn't so bad after all."

I mean, why the hell else would she fuck him in the first place if she was THAT blase' about it afterward? Why fuck anybody that turns you off? Usually b/c you are either being compensated or compelled in some way to do so.

Karmen said...

Quick and painless means he has no stamina and he's small. It's also a nicer way of saying "it was a glorified finger bang."

Pookie said...

i think quick and painless is code for below average w/ no girth...that, and his immature schtick prob got as old in bed as it does irl. i can't hate her for attn whoring b/c he does the same thing...par for the course w/ those two.

ms snarky said...

Actually, what he said when he was interviewed on Howard Stern was that he cried a couple of days later, because he felt that being with someone else for the first time after being married for 11 years was sad. He doesn't want to get divorced or even separated, the separation was Courtney's idea.

He's said over and over that he'd rather be with Courtney, that she wanted the separation. He was just talking about his experience with the new random girl, and that it made him sad that he was doing it with someone who's not Courtney, and that it didn't mean anything serious.

Then, of course, the new girl felt like he dissed her, so she's being sort of mean about it.

Borg Queen said...

The only reason she replied in this manner, is David shouted her out on Howard Stern as the 1st chick he banged post-seperation. That is pretty embarrassing. In this day and age, when a whore hasnt publicized their encounter, to me, it means the encounter wasnt worth their time.

ms snarky said...

To clarify - David said on Howard Stern that he cried a couple of days later, not DURING the sex.

ms snarky said...

Didn't he make those comments because this Jasmine girl was going to the tabloids and saying she was dating him?

I think he was trying to clarify, and make sure people knew he wasn't cheating on Courtney.

__-__=__ said...

At least I know when to keep my mouth shut!

Patty said...

Remeber when people didn't talk about their sex life because it was, well um, personal? Yeah, I miss those days.

Dumbass, you have a little girl who will someday find out all this shit cuz you can't keep your dumb mouth shut.

RocketQueen said...

Agree with ms. snarky! Sounds to me like she's a little bitter that she was "only" a fling. What the eff did you expect, sweetheart?

Lux Luthor said...

I wonder how "manly" he feels now. #loser #ugh

Meg said...

Ouch

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