Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Blind Item #4

This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has been married, had two sex scenes cut from her upcoming film. She said that she can't even pretend to have a sex scene in real life and is not a good enough actress to fake it for the movies either.

30 comments:

Peggy Too said...

Nicole Kidman

KSam said...

Sandy B.

FSP said...

Helen Mirren

KSam said...

Mostly because I can't see Nicole admitting to not being a good actress...

Nosy_Canuck said...

"Has been" married - if you interpret that literally, it would mean in the past. Sandy B it is, unfortunately. I feel like she would be an animal - just with the right person in the right circumstance.

Barton Fink said...

Sad and weird.

Renoblondee said...

Sandra. Enty doesn't call Nicole A+. Just A.

Kristin said...

Sandra only has two movies coming up. One is animated and the other takes place in space... In an astronaut suit, which logistically is probably impossible for the sex. Maybe we should consult the Count on that though.

Seachica said...

This sounds like someone's joking comment, not that they really can't have sex in real life. I would make the same sarcastic remark, to joke that my sex life isn't exactly movie-quality sex.

Count Jerkula said...

@Kristin: I don't know about space sex. I'm scared of heights.

I wanna say AnnE, though I like the Kidman and Bullock guesses. THem contrived, fake betches don't like the sex, because it conjures instinctual reactions that they can't control.

@FSP: You know damn well Mirren can fuck And would have no problem fakin it.

girl77007 said...

I'm with Seachica on this -- jokingly said and now being reported as gospel. And with that, I like my darling Sandy for this because she's a funny ass betch.

Dame Helen surely could teach all of us a thing or two about fucking. Except in high places; I second the Count there.

Massive G said...

BullOck is a dyke. Get a fucking clue, morons.

Tru Leigh said...

I would have Said NicKid, had it not said, "has been married." She still is. Barely.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

This cannot be sandy b.... Otherwise how could sex symbol Ryan Gosling say that she was one of his two best girlfriends (the other being rachel mcadams)?! ;)

I like the AnnE guess.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I know AnnE is married, but you can interpret the "has been married" in different ways, IMHO.

Ja'mie King said...

Sandra Bullock dated Ryan Gosling??

parissucksliterally said...

Kidman was pretty fucking sexy in "To Die For", and she was naked in a sex scene in "Eyes Wide Shut". AND didn't she just have a sex scene where she PEED on Zac Efron in "The Paperboy"?

Just saying.

tulsa70s said...

And Kidman had a sex scene in Dead Calm, too...

EpicBlonde said...

Yeah, The Paperboy was pretty explicit. Not Nicole.

Mango said...

@ Massive G - Sandy's not really gay. She only said she was when you hit on her.

Count Jerkula said...

Massive: I don't think Sandy B is a dyke, I think she is just asexual.

Moose said...

Zellweger. Helps explain her phony marriage.

Dingle Barry said...

Dina Lohan. Just putting it out there.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Sandy has a long history of Black escorts. This isn't her.

texas rose said...

Details - never heard this rumor before. What is source?

Hegg said...

LOL. OF COURSE everybody jumps on the Nicole guess. She can act ANYthing!!
This seems something an "older" lady might say so I'm going with Diane Keaton.

Jenn said...

I doubt Helen Mirren's faked a damn thing in her life. She's my number one lady crush.

What about Zeta-Jones because she's married to a hairy old bastard.

kpist said...

After being married to Tom, I bet Nicole could "fake it" with ease

Yxtabay said...

Who is AnnE?

And I think it's Sandy B

Anna said...

Aniston would worry too much about her hair being mussed and losing control over how her chin was being filmed.