Sunday, July 21, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 12, 2012

I always have thought that the biggest tool out there when it came to really just using women and tossing them away was probably Gerard Butler or Wilmer Valderrama. Found someone way worse. Oh, and get this. He has actually been nominated/won an Academy Award. He is a very good actor. This week he was hitting on some models and told them they should come back to his place for some partying. They asked who else would be there and he said it would just be him and they don't need anyone else but him. He told one A++ list model they should have sex. When she declined, he turned to another model next to him and said, "Well, I guess you get to go first then. Lucky you." He had an actress girlfriend. She put up with him bringing home women and having sex with them downstairs and then coming up straight to bed or even waking up during the night when he would get a text and go out and have sex with someone and then come back to bed. She stuck with him because she thought she could change him. Plus, she was really trying hard to get pregnant. She later did with someone else who is higher on the list than our dog actor. She is quite the actress. I could write a whole book about what she has done in the past to try and get guys to fall for her.

Actor: Adrien Brody
A++ list model: Naomi Campbell
Actress girlfriend: Elsa Pataky
Husband: Chris Hemsworth

41 comments:

Charlotte. said...

Fo sho? This seems hard to believe after castlegate

texas rose said...

He must have a big dick cause he is fugly!!!

MrWolf said...

You know what they say about men with giant noses, Rose.

I've always wondered wtf Chris's people were thinking to let him marry a porn actress. I guess Elsa's got game.

Barton Fink said...

It's always the ugly ones with the rat-like faces you have to worry about.

Count Jerkula said...

Naomi should have smashed him in the beak w/ her cellphone.

texas rose said...

sounds like he was too close for a throw- her preferred method of phone abuse Count:)

timebob said...

all Elsa has to do is have that face, she is gorgeous


Ellie Buckles said...

@timebob I was under the impression that her face is store bought.

Charlotte. said...

@timebob, which one? The face Adrien was with is different to the one Hemsworth has and certainly different to the one she grew naturally. At least she got a good surgeon. I thought she was prettiest as a brunette. She seems too generic now.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Charisma too.

Alabama said...

Is her mother really a publicist? That explains a lot, to me.

V said...

@Charlotte, agree about the blonde hair. She's had some great work done, quite natural. If you're going to get plastic surgery, that's how you should do it.

timebob said...

woah! that's not her face, then I stand corrected. I want the number of her doctor I want a new face too.

it took forever said...

This one is surprising< would never think of him

Nutty_Flavor said...

Brody's IMDB is amazing - he works all the time, and every single film except 'The Pianist' is entirely undistinguished.

Anna Nonymous said...

I'm so glad she found twu wuv with Thor. Brody seems like such a nice Afghan Hound, surprised this is him.

Renoblondee said...

That chick was a porn actress? I have no idea who she is beyond Hemsworth's wife.

Jenn said...

I liked the movie The Jacket, and also Chess Records. I've never seen the Piano. Adrian is a dawg.

figgy said...

I Wanna Hear What She Did To Get Other Guys To Fall In Love With Her.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Pataki was a cute girl before she had surgery http://www.telecinco.es/20aniversario/Elsa-Pataky-salir-clase_4_805935002.html http://foros.vogue.es/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=1561211.
She was a crappy actress in some shit called "al salir de clase" (roughly translated as "out of the classroom") where she acted as a teen when she was older than 20.
Her main pro is that she is a nice girl in person, apart from the awesome surgery.

She has NEVER been a pornstar (I know people who knew her before she was famous). She was a simple teen who went to a casting, was lucky, became an actress, then she dated a shitty motorcyclist dude relative of a legend in that "sport" (Fonsi Nieto, nephew of Ángel Nieto). Then she dated this noseguy, a Frenchman, a string of other actors and finished with Thor.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Otherwise, she has to be a beast in bed. She has been in several sex-themed programs in the radio, where she has said that she likes a lot. I can't remember more because those programs are awful, but when you go to something like that, you are not a nun.

Moonmaid said...

Thor is major upgrade over A. Brody. He seems like a great husband and dad too.

librariantobe said...

Not that surprising and I remember quite a few people guessing this one. His behavior with Halle Berry when he won the Oscar, grabbing her like that and kissing her, said it all, really. Ugh.

LMAO @ Count Jerkula.

Henriette said...

Brody gained so much sympathy when the princess left the castle. She was described as a first rate gold digger who hooked on to a wealthier fish.

AKM said...

I don't know...I have a hard time believing this one. Isn't he super-close to his mom, for one thing? There are certainly exceptions to the rule, but in general, men who love and respect their mothers are going to love and respect the other women in their lives. That's why I'm not sure I buy the rumours about B. Coop, either.

Just my own theory. :-)

Elle Ghee said...

@AKM, I wish this was true, but can say with absolutely certainty that it is not always the case.. I have a habit of falling for momma's boys and I've seen that regardless of how they treat their mother, they do not treat all females the same way. I see the same thing with the men in my family as well. Would be nice if it was true though...

Amy in MI said...

#1 rule in my dating handbook is no mama boys!

AKM said...

I said that there are exceptions to this rule. And actually, it's not just my own theory. I work with DV/SV survivors, and research shows that when men first learn to respect women by respecting their mothers and other family members, it stays with them and they are less likely to be abusers (and men who may not be straight-up abusers but douche-y and disrespectful to women). So, in most cases, it IS true.

Charlotte. said...

@Henriette, it's the godawful interview where he's in the tub and calling her the love of his life. Thinking she got him to do that with him besotted by her is one thing, but imagining she got him to do that when he wasn't that into her and banging anything that moved (especially down a runway) is...impressive. And ridiculous. I guess he thought it would be *good* for his image???
I can't hate Adrien and his shite movies too much. My man and I saw one of his crappier ones on our first date - it was the only thing playing at the right time.

B Smears said...

Texas rose I always thought he has soulful expressive eyes (can't watch the pianist without a box of tissues) but disappointed he's a fuck nuffle.

keetz4 said...

Pataky is nearly 10 years older than Hemsworth. Just sayin'.

SweetiePug said...

Eww, Adrien Brody! What were those women thinking?

Dingle Barry said...

Adrien Brody? I barely recall him.

Hegg said...

Ewww.
She was with Olivier Martinez in between though till he was always cheating on her with Halle Berry.

Charlotte. said...

@V, yep. Plastic surgery terrifies me, but if I were ever getting any, I want what she's having!

Gabby said...

Tina Fey says Adrien Brody was the worst host she EVER dealt with. Enough said. Besides, he is one of the most hideous-looking human beings I've ever seen. 1 film appropriately cast does not a good actor make.

Ari said...

He never handled that breakup well, it turned him into a dog

timebob said...

@Gabby, that is true Lorne Michaels banned him after he hosted for how he behaved. He also wore a rasta wig and talked in a fake rasta accent to introduce the band which pissed Lorne off to high heavens.

He must be a nightmare to deal with.

Erik said...

What a dick. Shitty actor too.

Henriette said...

@Charlotte
YES! That is my favorite photo celeb photo shoot of all time! It is so bizarre and weird with Brody in the bubble bath. He had to have been hooked hard to do that layout and buy that monstrosity.

ino said...

Tacky Pataky is an Olympic-class social climber and user. It's no wonder so many people hate her in Spain. From what I've read and heard about her, seems like she and Brody were made for each other in quite a few ways.