Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Jersey Shore Residents Don't Want Snooki And Jwoww - Snooki Tells Them To F**k Off

When the news broke that Snooki and Jwoww were going to try and film their upcoming season on the Jersey Shore, the residents of Pelican Island said no. They also kept saying no. They did not want their town to be forever associated with the show and have even hired a team of attorneys to keep production out of their town. The producers of the show, mindful of what happened last time, tried to get into a house and move in all the equipment without letting any residents know. Just too many trucks and people though and now there is a fight.

The town wants it to be made clear that if Snooki and Jwoww come for vacation, they are both welcome with open arms. If they come to film, they should just stay home. Snooki, is trying to make it seem like she is just coming for vacation, which is a lie. She then said it was to help rebuild after Hurricane Sandy which is also a lie. She then told the town to get over themselves and to f**k off. That should win over residents.

25 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Isn't it a good thing that Snooki and Jwoww are going to help bring back tourism dollars to the Shore?

Count Jerkula said...

They shoulda been bound to the pier in Seaside and sacrificed to Poseiden when the hurricane was coming.

Ruby Soho said...

I just can't with this girl....cannot stand her

fancyscreenname said...

Snooki is a very pretty girl without all the ridiculous stuff she does to make herself "hot".

Kate said...

Snooki looked much better 20 lbs ago. She needs to eat something. And lay off the fake tan.

Dingle Barry said...

The Count has the best suggestion yet.

Diana G said...

My girls!!! WhoohHoo! :-)

Redd said...

you know when your sunglasses are that much bigger than your face, there is a problem under the glasses.

SueRH said...

She is wasting away!

Wen said...

Addrall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

derek harvey said...

I thought this show was cancelled?

parissucksliterally said...

No Snooki, YOU fuck off. I hate that that I even know of your existence, as do most people. No one wants your stupid fucking show filmed in their town. Go raise your baby, and leave us alone.

sandybrook said...

Not every Jersey Girl is an attention who're Snooki and most people prefer NOT to be on Tv.

Mame Dennis said...

Pelican Island is a really, really small residential spot. I don't know why they'd want to film there in the first place. I don't think they even have a restaurant!

I can understand why the residents don't want this and it wouldn't draw in any tourist money because there's nothing there for tourist to spend it on.

Ruby Soho said...

@samdybrook
Amen.

Tori said...

The Adderall and veneers were a bad choice. She can barely pucker her lips around those chompers.

Tori said...

The Adderall and veneers were a bad choice. She can barely pucker her lips around those chompers.

Sherry said...

She really did mess up her teefs with those veneers..Ugh! Aren't their 15 minutes almost up?

cymru said...

Is it just me or does Snooki look like Celine Dion in that picture?

evie2345 said...

I'll second that amen.

creeposaurus rex said...

There is no need for their help. Its packed everyday.

creeposaurus rex said...

And jwoww already lives here year round...ugh

creeposaurus rex said...

There is no need for their help. Its packed everyday.

garbinda said...

+infinity

mngddess said...

What Parissucksliterally said.