Monday, July 22, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

I'm trying to decide which is more obnoxious. Amber Rose licking all those $100 bills last week or Miley Cyrus in front of all these Chanel bags. I am going with Amber just because Miley did earn her money on her own and is not a groupie who got lucky twice.

Miley and Nicole Scherzinger then went out and Miley opened her mouth and the UK wanted to send her home. "Look ya'll, that guard has a bear hat like Paddington."
Orlando Bloom shows off his muscles to the world. Or to his son.
Penelope Cruz shows off her baby bump to the world. Curses Javier Bardem and summer pregnancies.
Rick Harrison got married for the third time. His three sons were the groomsmen.
Selena Gomez celebrating her 21st birthday with Lily Collins.
Shia LaBeouf has not changed his clothes in two weeks.
Sofia Vergara is still in Greece.
Meanwhile, Vanessa Hudgens is in Italy.

27 comments:

T. E. Cuz said...

hello orlando

Renoblondee said...

I really hate Miley's hair like that.

Ruby Soho said...
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KPeony said...

Shia and his girlfriend look like assholes.

Look how Selena is eyeing up Lilly!

Congrats Rick!

T. E. Cuz said...

@kpeony i think sel is just really drunk lol :)

the bridesmaid closest to the bride looks like the wanna-be singer, brittany kerr.

Snapdragon said...

I think at this point, Penelope's beyond a 'bump'.

Marieeee said...

I feel like Penelope is always pregnant. But I know she isn't.

Tammy said...

It's "y'all" not "ya'll"



Selena is way too darling to be embarrassing herself any further with the Bieby boy.

Count Jerkula said...

Gomez

Miley/Sherziger tag team. I think you could get so much out of Miley by paying too much attention to the other chick it would be fun.

Cruz, she look like she gonna burst any moment. And look at them juggs!

That broad looks like she could be Rick's grand daughter. Fellas, after the first failed marriage, I can understand the desire to do it again and try to get it right. After the second fail, just give it up.

Anna Nonymous said...

Miley looks like an exremely annoying person. The facial expression on her and Sherzinger says it all. I think the Chanel bags are obnoxious, especially IN THIS ECONOMY ( copyright Michael K), and it's clear that she arranged them carefully just so. I would be self conscious and embarassed if I was shopping at Chanel and would hide the bags, not post them all to twitter.Obnoxious twit.

TalksTooMuch said...

Rick Harrison is a smart guy, he HAS to know how stupid he looks marrying someone 1/3 his age.

Count Jerkula said...

If he was smart, he wouldn't be on his 3rd marriage.

TalksTooMuch said...

True that. He's gonna have to share more o that pawn shop swag now, though. How DO you chop one steel skull and pleather bracelet into 3 equal parts?

Jessie said...

I'm not a VHudg fan but she always seems to be having a good time.

rajahcat said...

ugg Miley Cyrus needs to just sit down

TeacherNan said...

Oh yeah- that gal is marrying Rick Harrison b/c he's hot, not b/c he has dough. With that smoker's laugh, I picture him smelling of stale cigs & asscrack.

Anotheramy said...

Rick Harrison should have called his buddy in to make sure she was legit.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

Yeah I'm sure he has an expert buddy who knows all about skanky gold diggers. Like what Count said, who gets married again? You can keep her around by buying her things, marriage just chains you to another 18 year child support bill.

Jenn said...

I'm pretty sure that while Rick's gal is a golddigger, she's 14kt gold plated...genuinely fake.

Dingle Barry said...

Oh my Lord! Penelope just needs to shower and sit down. She looks as if she's in labor at that concert.

Javier sez, "Vreaf, me la medre bebe ...uno, dos, tres...RElajARSE!! Thatz me el pulgar!!"

Rach Around said...

Who da fuck is Rick? I'm guessing he's not the dad from My three Sons.

di butler said...

Bwahahahaha! Thank you for that, I needed a belly laugh. Selena Gomez, "darling?" Chasing after a younger dude even though you know he's cheating, & your obsession getting blitzed out in 5 star hotel around the world, using that relationship to remain current. .

SayWhat said...

I'm just waiting for @Miley'sMouth to join @Amanda'sWig.

Maybe not.

Rach Around said...

SawWhat: wouldn't be the first time LiLo has a mouth full if hair.

SayWhat said...

@Rach, BANG!
Threesome: @Miley'sMouth, @Amanda'sWig, @Lilo'sFurFull. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

elspeth said...

If Miley is Chanel's target or demographic audience, and she ISN'T, they might as well hang it up.

Or IS she? Remember all of that c#UPP& denim stuff that reeked to high heaven and cost a high holy hell fortune?

Kunty Carl, you're pretty freaky and ugly in your appearances. If you've achieved your goal of bringing down the House of Chanel to 'Miley Standards', then you've won.

ericaomega said...

Actuallly, doesn't Amber Rose own her own retail store? Hell, at least she didn't release a sex tape in order to do it.