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Blind Item Hint To Make It Easy Easy

October 21, 2012

This foreign born A list celebrity in her country was in town last month to hook up with a man who paid for her to be there. I told you about it last month. He is a big fan of sleeping with celebrities and even marrying them. Our foreign born celebrity started looking for places to live because she thought this was going to be very lucrative for her. Turns out though that the word got out that she was not even close to worth the amount of money she was asking and spent most of the time talking about herself, looking in the mirror and even said her goal was to meet Paris Hilton.

Someone very very close to royalty who didn't get there by birth.

56 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Pippa?

Nemesis said...

Pippa

Unknown said...

Pippa?

Unknown said...

Pippa Middleton so obviously escorts now.

Frufra said...

I'm old - my first thought was Sarah Ferguson!!

Yes, gotta be Pippa.

Unknown said...

Although technically it might be more described as gold digging - not escorting?

Murphy said...

Whats worse--if you're thought to be hooking or if you're thought to be interested in meeting Paris Hilton? Yuck.

Katie said...

Who's the guy that marries pros?

Anonymous said...

Makes me think of the Family Guy ep featuring British Porn.

Glitter said...

I still think this is Pippa.

Unknown said...

She is supposedly engaged to this guy now, they were at Wimbledon together
http://ca.eonline.com/news/454595/pippa-middleton-engaged-reports-claim-boyfriend-nico-jackson-proposed

parissucksliterally said...

Pippa Fug Face.

Sherry said...

Pippa and I would guess the not even close to the amount of $ means she doesn't put out. You just get to hang out with her. Sad she wanted to me Paris Hilton though.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I'd rather be known as the dirtiest, skankiest ho on the street than anyone think I want to meet Paris Hilton!

Meanie Rhysie said...

than have*

I am discombobulated. LOL

Pip said...

Lol@the British porn!

MISCH said...

Shameful

Count Jerkula said...

Pippa did nothing but talk about herself? For real? That is insane!

If I were to be interacting with her about booking a session, first thing first would be to find out her price for anal. With that ass, that is where the conversation starts and ends.

If I booked and she was dodgy, annoying and didn't put out, I'd go right to The Erotic Review and write a shitty review that would surely be picked up by all the newspapers and gossip mills. Just put legit contact info in there, to prove you are for real.

Anonymous said...

No fan of pippa but I don't believe this and not because of the whoring but seriously no way does she want to meet Paris Hilton and if she did she could do in a sec as there's no way Paris wouldn't jump at it

Meanie Rhysie said...

Well, I'll be damned! The Erotic Review really is a thing!

Anotheramy said...

Sorry but this has got to be the money grabbing American wanna be Fergie, or someone we arent thinking of. Pippa doesnt need to marry for money.

Anonymous said...

I just don't believe this is Pippa... maybe I don't want it to be her... also no way would she care about Paris Hilton either.

Krab said...

I don't believe it either. I'm no fan of hers but no way she needs to be hooking. That would destroy her chances to marry into the aristocracy.

delete account said...

Pippa Middleton.
And where I come from, its just called straight out old fashioned hooking.

MM said...

Totally Pippa, and I believe she'd care about Parasite. Pippa is what, 30, 31? She's old/young enough to have followed Paris when she was at the top of her game and probably was a fan.

Count Jerkula said...

Wasn't this actually about a club appearance when Pippa made her tour of the US a while back. Were there actual stories about it here, or multiple blinds?

Cassiopeia said...

Pippa was looking for a place to live in NYC around this time.

sandybrook said...

Enty are u afraid of Queen Elizabeth?

Tru Leigh said...

Enty should be afraid. "They" killed Diana, you know.

Blondie! said...

What about Katherine Jenkins? Pippas making a ton of money with her book, newspaper column and working in pr.

Anonymous said...

Got to be Pippa, she loves the fame - and turned up in US to meet Andre Balazs and then was in NY

OKay said...

I don't think Middleton money is anywhere near the kind of money Pippa wants. And old money trumps new every time, and big sister landed the biggest fish of all! Could very well be Pippa.

Unknown said...

@Blondie! I was thinking Katharine Jenkins too.

hollywood dime said...

Fergie is at Katana on Sunset Blvd every weekend picking up men. This blind may not be about her, but I'm SURE she's a hooker.

Unknown said...

Glamour has pictures of Pippa house hunting in New York in September 2012.

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/fashion/dos-and-donts/2012/009/06/pippa-middleton-on-the-street-in-new-york

MissMoPR said...

But Pippa would be very close to royalty by birth... Kate is royalty now and she's her sister.

Hegg said...

It's probably Fergie. Remember she tried to pimp out her husband.
Pippa would not screw her sister and bil this way I don't think.

MissMoPR said...

Also, Pippa was the popular guess back then. Why would Enty go back and give us a hint unless we were way off back then?

Unknown said...

@cee kay, the Middleton money pile is north of $50 million so Pippa or anyone should be content with a good share of that. She seems to have a generous allowance

Anonymous said...

Doesn't mean she's close by birth, miss. If she were close by birth, she'd be a cousin of the royal family, or something.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't mean she's close by birth, miss. If she were close by birth, she'd be a cousin of the royal family, or something.

Flora Goforth said...

@Molly Barrow that bag is hideous

Groovy said...

Pippa would never have to be an escort.

Frufra said...

@hollywood dime - juicy! I thought she lived in some royal residence with Andrew, though. Guess she has a place in LA, too?

Tara said...

I never got the obsession with her, and if this her, her tacky desire to meet/be Paris Hilton cements it for me. Then again, I have and never have had any interest in the royals whatsoever. After her fun little gun incident, I knew this one didn't have the class of her sister, who so far seems very classy.

Jessie said...

I'm sure that after the big todo the world made about her bum she would have been approached by a high class madam (oxymoron?) Maybe she thinks this is the best way to climb the social ladder.

Anonymous said...

The Middleton's have a decent amount of dough through their business. I venture perhaps it's Harry's sometimes girl Cressida Bonas? Her parents messy divorce dried up the money they had.

Essie said...

You people are nuts. There is no way Pippa Middleton is a hooker or even a gold digger. Her family is worth a sh!tload of money and her sister will be Queen. Why would she mess that up? She, her brother and her parents are invited to sit in royal boxes at tennis, horse racing and everything else, with the Queen. Pippa is not stupid . . . at least not in that regard.

There are a couple of Brit society girls who previously dated Prince Harry who are now trying to become actresses. They are from fairly wealthy families but might need money. This BI (if true) is more likely to be one of them as oppose to being Pippa.

lutefisk said...

Prince Harry's ex. I forget her name. The blonde from South Africa.
Definitely NOT Pippa.

lutefisk said...
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lutefisk said...

Chelsy Davy. Sorry, I need some sleep.

lazyday603 said...

Chelsea Davey is a lawyer. She doesn't need to generate cash from her lady parts. Her brain has it covered.

Unknown said...

Don't see Pippa's appeal...she looks like a younger version of Susan Boyle. Kate is definitely the one that got the good genes in the family!

SugarTitz said...

middletons don't have as much money as you think.. waity katy was funded all those years by shady uncle gary. the middletons new home was bought with wiliams inheritance from Diana's estate last june when he turned 30. middletons are poor, smoke and mirrors.. this is pippa. she thinks sitting around and being seen w/ her is worth $$$

Anonymous said...

Love this comment lazyday

di butler said...

Lol, be for real, people. This is most definitely NOT Pippa Middleton.

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