Sunday, September 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 11, 2013

This former C list reality star and now a C list celebrity was at an event recently and could not get any woman to respond to his game. He doesn't have much game on the court either. One woman said he was disgusting and another asked him if he really had an STD.

Kris Humphries

30 comments:

ian mcgrinty said...

Why would millionaire Kris Humphries struggle to get a woman?

DewieTheBear said...

Because of his striking resemblance to Neanderthal Man?

Maggie Casey said...

I hope karma bites those K beasts in the asses, they destroy lifes

LottaColada said...

This seems to beg the question:

Would you hit it?

For me that's a NO.

bluedolls said...

Hmm. They do realize that about 20 - 25% of the other people at the event also have the STD. I think maybe a hint of embellishment by Enty.

auntliddy said...

He isnt very appealing nor does he seem to have a nice way about him. If he was just looking to get laid, thats icky.

a non a miss said...

Lotta-NO. Never. Nope. Not gonna happen.

The BLS said...

I'd have sex with Kim Kardashian before I had sex with The Hump. And I'd never have sex with Kim K.

SingBlue said...

@The BLS.
I'll put you down for a "No" then? ;)

Secondbecky said...

I'd do him.

Seven of Eleven said...

I thought only TMZ was on PMK's payroll. Huh.

Jacq said...

Am I the only one whose eyes go immediately to the answer? It's like my eyes just want to get to it and override my brain's desire to think about it for a second.

Sugar said...

Lotta, I wouldn't hump The Hump with your vag.

LottaColada said...

@Sugar thank you for sparing my vag! :P

HannahBanana said...

And u know in a couple of years we will be reading this same blind....but the answer will be: Lamar odom. They just chew em up & spit em out....welcome to ur destiny Kanye!

Cee Kay said...

Not really buying this. Uglier and weirder dudes have no trouble finding a playmate. The guy's got money and, for better or worse, he's still a "celebrity". Lots of women would be lining up.

Count Jerkula said...

Hump has game on the court. He is a good rebounder and an effort player. You can't build a team around him, but he is a more than adequate role player. He is over paid right now because the Nets were smart.

They needed him last season as a sort of insurance policy in case Lopez got hurt yet again. By over paying him on a 2 year deal, they made him a valuable trade chip this offseason, going into the year were his contract is expiring. If they hadn't over paid him, they never would have been able to land Garnett, Pierce and Terry, because of NBA salary cap rules.

During the season the Celtics will trade him for prospects and picks to a team looking to clear some cap space next offseason.

I feel bad for the schmuck that he got worked by that family of garbage.

LovelyCoconuts said...

He definitely did not get worked by that family. Kris and his sister played sports at my high school. Their entire family is terrible. The parents just wanted at least one of their kids to be famous. They would throw tantrums if they didn't get their way (like not being named team captain...etc) don't feel bad for them, wasted sympathy.

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you for the insight, Coconuts. I figure he was targeted because he is a braindead jock, making him an easy mark.

jgirl828 said...

Wasn't Kris Humphries like one of the top 5 rebounders the in the league the season before he dated Kim?

audrey said...

He knew what he was getting into the second he started going out with the piece of trash. How could he have not? It's not like they manage to keep any part of their lives private.

timebob said...

agree with @audrey, anyone that gets involves with the Kartrashians know what they are signing up for and want it. Lamar and Kris wanted the fame bump and raise their profile. I think the problem is they think they can manage the Kracken. But it's the Kracken that always wins in the end.

Kanye might of been rich and famous already. But his life has been spiraling also down hill since knocking up the piss queen.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Isnt he the geico caveman....? Not surprised at all by this

The Real Dragon said...

Nah I wouldn't hit. I mean unless he is willing to give good money.

Alexa Rose said...

He seems like he is dumber than a rock. God only knows what kind of STDs he and Kim are carrying. He has been so quiet since the divorce that I am sure he got paid off to go away quietly.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I would stay on my side of the bars, thank you. Sleeping with him would be like announcing my soul had a price and I was on the market...

CJ said...

To all the people that think Jonah hill and Michael cera are pulling chicks left and right because of fame and money... This.

texas rose said...

If this bullshit blind is your evidence I like my case. So a couple of women turned him down- he probably took some other skank home. Argument isn't that fame and money gets them any woman (and even if true this blind implies a few turned him down but probably just designed to make him look bad), but even a loser like Hump has much much higher lucky ratio.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

He was married to a Kardashian, who knows what diseases they carry. khloe has already led Lamar down the road to mental collapse.

NaughtyNurse said...

I don't find him the least bit attractive and wouldn't respond to his game, either.