Sunday, October 27, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 12, 2013

This A+ list celebrity/singer not only picked up one of the most well known athletes in the world the other night, apparently she also convinced him to experiment with umm, devices that would penetrate him. Not sure why else her assistant had to rush out in the middle of the night to find a device for our celebrity/singer to wear.

 Rihanna/Christiano Ronaldo

33 comments:

texas rose said...

I wonder if Chris Brown carries his own with him when they hook up. Might be why she didn't have one on hand.

Sean said...

I don't think Ronaldo was experimenting.

Jason said...

That just pegged my TMI meter.

Get it? Ah...nevermind.

G said...

I wonder how often Chris Brown was pegged.

G said...

And if he gets a jail sentence he can practice without the plastic devices.

sandybrook said...

There are strong rumors that he is in the closet. So he would enjoy a nice plug up the Burt.

Tom Stockdale said...

this is way off base...when she met chirtiano she thought he was gay and said so in an interview...http://www.newnownext.com/cristiano-ronaldo-gay-rihanna/07/2013/

sandybrook said...

Fuck off spelchek when I spell right *butt *

FrenchGirl said...

@tom stockdale: you're faster than me

tuti said...

Ha ha!

Natural Blonde said...

Speaking of Chrissy--did y'all hear? His Royal Highas$ is in the hoosegaw, up in D.C. :-)
Apparently him and one of his hangers on roughed up a dude, who had to go to the hospital. The charge--felony assault. Chrissy and his buddy go to court tomorrow morning. Just heard it on Google News, from the Washington Post.

SophiaB said...

Where EXACTLY does an assistant go in the middle of the night to get, um, equipment? Is there a secret 24 hour vending dungeon with all your link fantasy needs? In every city? Drive thru convenience? With volume discounts? Now THAT might just be a winner of a bidness model. Hmmmmm.

SophiaB said...

The GottaHaveIt Hut?

V said...

@SophiaB, I live in Seattle and there at least 3 24hr adult toy stores that I know of. Not hard to imagine having easy access to satisfying your kink needs.

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

That isn't so off base: If she had to insert something in his ass, I don't think she thought he was a real macho, as many of the readers of this BI will think.

Easy and Manichean rule of thumb for males during sex:
-Use your dick to insert it into females = straight.
-Use your ass to be penetrated by animated or inanimated objects = as gay as Liberace + Freddie Mercury altogether.

laura ramona said...

Haha true. that one saw all the vip h o l e s lol

Sherry said...

Exactly V. I grew up in Charlotte NC and there were plenty of 24 hour adult bookstores that always cater to a gay clientele. Really shouldn't be too hard to find something fancy for your burt. I like your phone Sandybrook.

MILDRED PIERCE said...

As if anyone, let alone Rihanna would have to convince Ronalado to use a strap on. I doubt he is adverse to having something rammed up his arse. Loooool. Enty clearly has a ball making this shit up. Can't lie I laughed a little more than I should have.

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sandybrook said...

I like your avatar Sherry :)

olliebolliesnollie said...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt!??!

Poni-Tayl said...

So, in essence, most, if not all, that she's associated with have been "Butt-Plugged"...That explains a lot!

Its just U said...

Nothing wrong with a little plug-N-play. It can be lots of fun. If Ronnie would let me I'd do him!

Cindy said...

Strapons-R-Us must be open all nite

fancyscreenname said...

Ewww.....

T. E. Cuz said...

@sherry, where? i live in 704 and i dont know of anything like that - everything has retail hours.

Rach Around said...

@V and Sherry: yup, even out in the colonies we have 24/7 sex shops. I've had many a drunken stumble inside one at 3 am. (Leaving with riding crops and rubber gear)

Rach Around said...

And I'm not even "in the biz"

Rach Around said...

@Kermit:
-talk about sex whilst sounding like a 12 year old boy struggling with same sex unfulfilled yearnings = you

di butler said...

Poster "JisForMe" called this one, and I totally believe they played peg the tail of the donkey.

NomNom83 said...

What is that conversation like? You're getting all hot and heavy and he wants a finger up there so you're like, "Hey, I got an idea..." and he's like, "Oh, yeah" so you text your assistant: "strp n now" but she's half-asleep and not dressed and has to Google the nearest toy depot, not to mention actually go out and come back. So that's what, at least 30 minutes, right? Probably even more, though.

So you keep going in the meantime and then there's the knock on the door and you run over to grab the item and come back and do you think he was all, "Game on!" or "Wait, you were SERIOUS?! I was just... well, I didn't want to stop and it seemed like... wait, no take that off!"

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Experimenting with a woman.

Catarina said...

He came to see her concert here in Lisbon but I doubt that's true. It's Cristiano, not Christiano btw.